Hyderabadi BaataaN

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Got this as a forward..... edit karne ka time nahin hai... kindly adjust

felling nostolgic about hyd .....refresh ur self with our baat

karne key ishtyle se.....things that happen every day in hyd.....enjoy

When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right and
wrong "Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra"

When somebody tries to be over smart "hush shari kar ra saala"

When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes
near his vehichle and starts giving him direction "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh
ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hain, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek
hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hain, usme chautha makaan hain
right ko. Peele color ki gate hai dekho"

Early morning in almost all mohallas of hyd there would be big sound of
"Cheete wale mauz, 2 rupiye dazan"

When some kid does not go to school and is seen playing by any adult of the
mohalla "Kya re es-school nahin jaake galli main goliyan khel ra, thair
tumhare baava ko boltaun sham ku"

Behind many autos "Maa ki dua" yeh phir "baab ka pyar"

Standard Bargaining "Rickshaw Tappa Chabutra chodh te kya. 4 rupie hote. 2
detiyu, chalte to bolo. Kya Qala itne kam bolrai aap. Accha 3 rupiye de do.
Accha chalo"

Elderly people of the mohalla at hotel "Aaj kal ke potte, pottiyon ke
dimaaga kharab ho gaye Abdul Bhai. Potton to subah sham cricket hain,
pottiyon ko subah sham tv, gaana bajana bas yahi hain dekho. Sahin bolrain
Khader Bhai, in logon ka kya hota ki aage, choto badon ki tameez hi nahin
hain yeh laundon main. Apne bachpane main, badon ke samne topi pahne bagair
nahin jaate the apan loga". When they are having this discussion a small 6
year kid is going to hotel to bring chai for his father. While passing by
this group he is singing a chalu song outloud "Maza karle meri jaan, phir se
na honge jawan. Bura wura mat kahon, bura hain shaitan. Phir se na honge
jawan re jawan -----". Imagine the faces of the oldies

Friends going to movie "
Kaleem: Arre Abdul kaa ja ra re tip top hoke.
Abdul: Filim ku ja rau, chalta kya.
Kaleem: Nahin tu jaa, main fakhad hoon.
Abdul: Kare na pinde ki baat. Tumhare ku paise kaun diyon bole. Tu Chal,
mere paas maal hain.
Kaleem: Happily accha kaunsa dekhenge
Abdul: Arre Coolie aayi re Yakut main.
Kaleem: Arre nakko re Yakut main, garmi se mar jaate.
Abdul: Arre parsu Khader jaake aaya Yakut ku. Bolra tha pankhe chalu karrain
kate interval ke baad"

You have to be really true blue hyderabadi to understand this.
Saving from Mandi ka Sauda." 8 year old Abdul is seen eating at Gacchup ki
bandi by his friend khader far away from his home.
Khader: dekh rao Abdul dekh rao tereku Abdul: Arre tu idhar kahan se aaya re
Khader: Thair, boltau beta tumhare ammi ku tu idhar bandi pe khara tha bolke
Abdul: Arre nakko bol re bade bhai, tere paira padh tau
Khader: Accha thode gacchup khilata kya nahin.
Abdul: Bandi wale isku 2 gacchup dalo.
Khader: Kahan se aaye re tere paas itne paise
Abdul: Aaj mandi gaya tha baap sauda laane.
Khader: Kitne maara.
Abdul: 4 rupie tees paise bache
Abdul: Tu nahin gaya kya aaj.
Khader: Arre kya bolo woh bandi waale ku. Iski maaki, Kamine ku aaj hi aana
tha ghar ku."

After Moli Sahab giving lecture on not going to dargah "Ammi aaj moli sahab
bole darga ku nahin jaana kate. Chhup re potte. Moli Sahab ku kuch bhi nahin
malum. Unhon wahabde ho gaye kya"

Women watching movie and azaan goes on. Everyone while watching covers their
heads with their duppattas.

Kid caught by father playing in mohalla at time of exams "Abse nahin kartau
abba, Allah ke vaste mereku nakko maro." Father gives him a sound thrashing
and says "Mohalle ke awara potton ke saath khelta rahta. Padhne likhne ka
shaukh hi nahin hain, bas awara gardi hona. Inhe aage jaake rikshaw chalata
dekho. Agar tu examo main fail hua to nanga karke ghar ke bahar bada detaun
nahin".
By the way, you hydis know that this is a routine which happens all the time

and then when kid passes and the kids mother or grand mother scold the
father by saying "main boli mera baccha waqat par padh letain magar tumko
bas bechare bacche ku marna zaroori hain" then, even though the father is
happy but his standard answer will be "kaisa pass ho gaya ki, ummeed to
nahin dekhri thi".


When one Mohallas guy is in another Mohalla chasing a girl and that Mohalle
ke pahelwan catch him up "
Ghouse Pahelwan: Kya baat hain baba, bahut dikh rain aaj kal idhar aap.
Romeo: Nahin bhai aise hi jaa raha tha.
Ghouse Pahelwan: Aap acche ghar ke dikh rai baba, kayku karrai yeh harkata.
Romeo: Main kya kara bhai.
Ghouse Pahelwan: (After giving a strong thappad) Nataka karre saale.
Pehchana re main kaun hoon. Yehi cheer detau tereku
Romeo: Arre kayku marrai bhai, main kya ra.
Ghouse Pahelwan: (Again giving a strong thappad) Phir bola. Bhag yahan se
fauran. Bade bade batan karra mere saamne. Agar ab ki baar mahalle main
dikha to yehi teri khabar khod detau"

Removed the > for you Biggie -- Sunit

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Kyaa re.. gand bhar gai kyaa.. hyderabad logun ka mazaak udaa ray.. Gand phodtun re badkaow.. Bekar ke batan nakko kar re rei.. maak-de..

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abay bhaadkhau, makyode... teri gaand mein thaska lage jaisa dikhraa.... chindiyaaN-chindiyaaN kar daaltooN beta....

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Bot batan bana re miyaan.. milo humareko kabhi to bhi mai be dekhletun tum kittaa bol ke.

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Dunno if I told this or not. I have a sardar friend in Hyderabad. Very funny fella. So this time when I went to his place, this dude said lets go drink some beer etc. So off we went to a newly constructed park with a few bottles of beer.

Now thats a regular place where folks come for beer and its also a romatic spot.. sort of couples smooching and all.

So there is this small boy who is selling gajraas. We ordered some chicken chilli. So first let see that incident.

Sardar: Ay potte idhar aa re.
Kid: Bolo sab
Sardar: tumhara naam kyaa hai miyan
Kid: Salim and runs away.
Sardar: Oy maklday idhar aa be
Kid: Bacha hoon to galiyaan de sakte kyaa.. izzat de ke pukaro to aatun
Sardar: Saleem miyaan, aadaab, zarrra idhar tashreef le kar aate kyaa?
Kid: Bolo saab
Sardar: Jaa ke ek plate chicken chilli laa re maakeldey..

We all were laughing so hard already. So his dad who runs the stall calls him.. oy saleem idhar aa re.. plataan tere abbu aa kar dhote kyaa re.
Saleem: In ku ek plate chilli hona kaite..
Dad busies himself making that snack for us.

Meantime the gajraa fellow (another kid) is looking at us and says.. saab gajraa le lo.
Sardar.. Gajraa le letun agar tu gand me daal letaa bole to.
Kid gives a nasty stare.
Sardar.. idhar kyaa dekhraa miyaan.. udhar dekh vo dono chat lere dekh (pointing towards a couple kissing)
Kid: Are vo to kuchbi nai thoda udhar gaye to lagaa lere tum jaa ke dekho.. mai rozaana dekhte raitun ye soub.

At this we all had such a fit of laughter and sardar was all red faced.

[Hyderabadi]

pelu bhai yeh pootey kaun hai yaaru jo hyderabad ka mazakh udarey,

Kyun miya khaye so khana hazam nahi hua kya.Ab donh kya ek kan ke neeechey.

Parson ich bola nakku aarey hamarey beech mein,phir beech mein aaya.Bhol gaya parson zam zam hotel ke samney gand phodey so.roltey gaya na re vahan se.Ab tumare bava ko bolton aakey seedha.


Padu re boley to aawara potton ke saath phirra.

[Hyderabadi]

Originally posted by GpeL
Dunno if I told this or not. I have a sardar friend in Hyderabad. Very funny fella. So this time when I went to his place, this dude said lets go drink some beer etc. So off we went to a newly constructed park with a few bottles of beer.

Now thats a regular place where folks come for beer and its also a romatic spot.. sort of couples smooching and all.

So there is this small boy who is selling gajraas. We ordered some chicken chilli. So first let see that incident.

Sardar: Ay potte idhar aa re.
Kid: Bolo sab
Sardar: tumhara naam kyaa hai miyan
Kid: Salim and runs away.
Sardar: Oy maklday idhar aa be
Kid: Bacha hoon to galiyaan de sakte kyaa.. izzat de ke pukaro to aatun
Sardar: Saleem miyaan, aadaab, zarrra idhar tashreef le kar aate kyaa?
Kid: Bolo saab
Sardar: Jaa ke ek plate chicken chilli laa re maakeldey..

We all were laughing so hard already. So his dad who runs the stall calls him.. oy saleem idhar aa re.. plataan tere abbu aa kar dhote kyaa re.
Saleem: In ku ek plate chilli hona kaite..
Dad busies himself making that snack for us.

Meantime the gajraa fellow (another kid) is looking at us and says.. saab gajraa le lo.
Sardar.. Gajraa le letun agar tu gand me daal letaa bole to.
Kid gives a nasty stare.
Sardar.. idhar kyaa dekhraa miyaan.. udhar dekh vo dono chat lere dekh (pointing towards a couple kissing)
Kid: Are vo to kuchbi nai thoda udhar gaye to lagaa lere tum jaa ke dekho.. mai rozaana dekhte raitun ye soub.

At this we all had such a fit of laughter and sardar was all red faced.

Gpel mere ko ab mere dukaan(system) band karkey hasna padenga.nakko yaaru ithna nakko hasao.

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after valima a frined comes back after 3 days to see his group!

friend : Aray hawle maakede kidhar ko tha be, dostna ko bhol gaya

nausha: ari maa ki kirkiri dum to lene do yaaro

Friend : kya dum leta, hame kissa sunne ko jup le ko baite aur tho gayab

nausha: kya bolo mia, begum nahi lagane di yaroo pehli raat

Friend: Ari

Nausha: Hao yaaro, pap bohat bola yaaro... dar ko mar ri thi... boli pet photinga... ari main bola aji begum aisa nahi hota ji...

Friend: Bigan ki meri, tumhe bhi aapa jaan yaaro, daal dena tha... aji main mere valime me chindiya batiya kar diya maa ki kirkiri... dosre din kya huwa?

Nausha: Ary kya hona tha ji... haata jooda, paira pakad liya maloom... phir ja ko kuwara pan toota dekho

Friend: thot tere ki... paira pakdte tume... joru ke gulam ban gaye mia tume

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This one is Exxxxxcellent! You should read it in original Hyderabadi ishtyle... tabbich
majaa aatein! ;-)))
In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Chotu. His father is
ambitious to educate Chotu.
Chotu goes to school in Tappachaputra. Its principal was educated in Urdu
high school and claims that he passed tenth class!
There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is
as follows
:

Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions) puchinga. Sabachchaa
padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom.
Chotu: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochchanaa
puchta kathey?
Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo
khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere
izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.
So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not going
to school the next day.
Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai?
Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to.
Chotu: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.
Father: Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai jayinga kathey kal.
Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool
nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum.
So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day in school,
Teacher is very upset to see Chotu back:
Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re?
Chotu: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to.
Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur
inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri gaand lag jayingi.
So Chotu goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy.
Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector: Adaab.
Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to
answeraan yun bolte.
Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth
easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai?
Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!
Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun?
Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who gaya naa, kuch bhi
nahin hota saab.
Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?
Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.
Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar
sakthey saab.
Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!
In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He
thinks Chotu is hiding because he does not know the answer.
Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya
hai?
Teacher: kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh
Chotu hai saab.
Inspector: Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan!
Chotu, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?
Chotu: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringe saab.
Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??
Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta
ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to bol
nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum.
Chotu: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai saab.
Teacher: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!!
Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich
baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa
Answer hai re?
Chotu: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho wahaan pe
dilli mein baamb phata....Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat thi..Yahaan
old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey....wahaan new city mein sabki gaand
phat thi.
Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatri
dekho!

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Originally posted by Hyderabadi


Gpel mere ko ab mere dukaan(system) band karkey hasna padenga.nakko yaaru ithna nakko hasao.

meri haalat socho pai.. mai to us din itna hasaa ki log mere ku pagal khane bhejna soche....

are khan yaar yeh hyderabad vaale bheje ki maa chode jaa riye hain.. kisi ko kuchh palle pad riya hai ki nain.. bhopal hota to ek dete kheench ke maakadon ki sitti pitti gum ho jaati..

(no offense meant.. just tryin my bhopali )

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Yeda and pimples... hilarious posts.

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Chicha here.

Main soonch raa tha... yeh to mast horaa.. mere ku aajich maloom hua ki yeh ek mast site hai.

Main idar roz aatoon.

Chalo phir se aake ek message thoktoon is jaga mei

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Originally Posted by chicha

Chicha here.

Main soonch raa tha... yeh to mast horaa.. mere ku aajich maloom hua ki yeh ek mast site hai.

Main idar roz aatoon.

Chalo phir se aake ek message thoktoon is jaga mei

hey Chicha, you will love this scene from kushi (telugu movie staring pawan kalyan) where in these 4-6 guys stand beside a gypsy and one of then relates to the other about an incident the earlier night in which these 3 guys beat up 4 guys from afzalgunj (one of the oldest and famous areas in hyd). here is the link to that video and its hilarious to see them speak the above scene in Hyderabadi slang.

filesize: 3.95MB, filetype: .wmv

http://files.filefront.com/kushi/;38.../fileinfo.html

the most funny dialogue is at the end of the video:
guy1(on seeing bhumika): "kya potti ye baap"
guy2(ogling at her): "kya baat bola maama"

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Cool one Ramesh