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Old June 11th, 2002, 08:55 PM
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Talking MIZAHIYA SHAIRZ(comic poetry)

hi fellows , contribute and post ur fav, comic shairz in this thread. my fav. are:

1. humne unki yaad main ro ro kar tub bhar diye
woh bay sharam aaey aur naha kar chal diye

2. ladki boli:
chandni chand say hoti hai sitaroan say nahi
mohabbat aik say hoti hay hazaroan say nahi
ladka bola:
chandni chand say hogi to sitaroan ka kiya hoga
mohabbat aik say hogi to hazaroan ka kiya hoga


3.bewafa sanam say to cigratte acchi hai
dil jalati hai par hontoan say to lagti hai

4. ji chahta hai teray nazuk hontoan ko choom luun
lekin teri behti naak nay iraada badal diya


5. ladka bola:
kaash in haseenaoan kay baap marr jatey
bahana gham ka hota hum unkey ghar to atey
ladki boli:
baywaqoof yeh bolna bhi paap hoga
kisi din tu bhi haseena ka baap hoga

6. payda hua vakeel to shaitaan nay kaha
lo aaj main bhi sahib-e-aulad ho gaya
(this shair has nothing to do with masoom shaitaan and vakeel sahib )

now its ur turn ......
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Old June 11th, 2002, 09:27 PM
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Red face le aish kar.................

Humare sheron pe wahawa kijiye..
kyon ke ye asli hai..
bhala churane ka man bhi hua to bhi
dil ye julm karne pe kapta hai...
ye sochke kyon mai kisi aur ka tasawoor churaoon..
zakham to har insaan ko milte hai to mai
kyon uska zakham leke khud ooohh oooh
ki aah bharoon...

Hamse Kare Woh Pyar
Izhaar Kisi Aur Se Kare
Khuda Kare Jis Se Kare Woh Izhaar
Woh Bhi Pyar Kise Aur Se Kare

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein


Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar.....
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.....
jaise kal chamak rahe they !!!

Mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hai
mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.........

Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le

Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere
dil mein khayal aata hai??

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi......
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Dooor se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.......

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen.

Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
La,
phawda muze de de !!


Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.





Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno.


Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon


VC aaye to VB mein, VB aaye to VC mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do


Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur time pass hota hai.


Cheekh Cheekh ke mera gala baith gaya
tab jaa ke VC4 manual ka xerox ban gaya


Ghayal hai scanner mera , koi dava to dila do
Kuch na sahi to bas ek mail - id dila do.

Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki


Hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki..
Agar mail nahi to koi junk hi sahi..


Is 1 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi muskil se mila.


"Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai"


Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai


Bill submit karte karte hum to bor ho gaye
Kya karege yaaron hum to 'Bill'able ho gaye


Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Seedha to khada rah Hamesha hilta rahta hai
Kuch kaam bhi kar hamesha game khelta hai

Seedha to khada rah hamesha hilta rahta hai
Kuch program bhi likh hamesha net-surf karta rahta hai


Gadhe bhi aajkal samajhdaar ho gaye hain
use ke saath rah kar Ghode bhi gadhe ho gaye hain


Dum aadmi main nahin Cigarette mein hota hai
siliye aadmi Cigarette ko nahin Cigarette aadmi ko peeta hai


Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine laat khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf bebasi khayi hai.


Unko mere pyar par Ghussa aata hai
aur mujhe unke Ghusse par pyar aata hai.


sab kuch pa ke bhi lagtha kuch nahi hai
aaj sab kuch ko ke lakta hai bahut kuch hai


dil pe gaheri chot ke baad duniya saf najar aati hai
hosh ane ke baad muhaboot bakwas najar aati hai



Tere Mohabaat Me Diwana Ho Gaya
Badan se Badhbu Aaa Rahi He
Nahye Zamanna Ho Gaya (Allah Khair karey)

Dur se dehka to 'Dharmendar' lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to 'Dharmendar' lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to 'Bandar' nikla!!!!


dhoor se dekhaa tho bhooth thaa
dhoor se dekhaa tho bhooth thaa
lekin nazdheek se dekha tho thoo thaa

Ek aag si lagi, Dhuaan sa oottha,
Mahfil me unki dam ghutnay sa laga,
Dekh ke unki jaanib( aur)bole,
Bhaiya zara bidi tau bujha do.


Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain

Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '


ye peene waale bahut hi ajeeb hote hain
jahan se door ye khud ke kareeb hote hain


humne pyaar kiya bade josh ke saath
humne pyaar kiya bade jor ke saath
par ab pyaar karange badi soch ke saath
kyoki kal unhe dekha kisi aur ke saath.

Humane aapki yad me cigarate jalai
magar kambhakat dhooene bhi teri tasveer banayi.


jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le Zalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi


Woh Kehte Hain Mat Piyo Itna , Behosh Ho Jaoge
Kaun Unhe Samjhaaye, Hum To Pee Ke Hosh Mein Aate Hain

Gum woh cheez hai,
Gum woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) karle jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhana mana hai.

Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

door se dekha to barish ho rahi thi
door se dekha to barish ho rahi thi
pas ja ke dekha to bhig gaya


Mere janazhe ke peeche saara zamana nikla
par woh na nikli , jiske liye mere janazhe nikli.
Second version of the same shayari :

mere janaani ke peeche saara zamana nikla
par woh na nikla , jiske liye mere janani nikli

Phirta raha Dili mein,
magar Dil wali nahi milli
marta tha jiski yaad mein
who ghar wali nahi milli.
who aye meri kabra pe diya bhuja gaye
baki jo tel bacha tha who sar pe lage gaye.

Aye diye tu jalte rahna,
Aye diye tu jalte rahna,
main abhi tel le kar aaya......
Aye diye tu bujh kyon gaya??
Aye diye tu bujh kyon gaya??
main tou tel le aaya......


gaadi chalne se pahle handle dekh
ladiki chedene se pahle sandal dekh

ped se patte girte nahi ped girathi hein
yaro ladke girte nahi ladiki girathi hein


Chehray pe jab wo zulfon ko girati hai,
Madhuri se kan nahi nazar aati hai,
Aur jab jhatak ke zulfon ko hatati hai,
Hakikat sar-a-aam nazar aati hai.
Roz dil-o-jaan se khana banati hai,
Apnay haatho se fir mujhko khilati hai,
Main kahta hoon ek hi jhatkay me maar de mujhay,
kyon roz thoda thoda zahar khilati hai,
Aur kal kuchh iss tarha se meri godd me baitthi hai,
aaj tak meri saari haddiyan aintthi hain,
jab bhi mere saath bazar gayee hai ,
daya bhari nazray mujh pe padi hain,
koi kahta tha kood mar,
koi kahta tha doob mar,
aisa kisi ne na kaha,
ek aisi hi cheez mere ghar bhi padi hai,
Lagta hai main hi akela hoon duniya me,
Bahon me jiski ye jannat ki pari hai,
Main janta hoon wo mujhko bahut chahti hai,
to kya hua jo kabhi kabhi bartan dhulwati hai,
Chehray pe jab wo zulfon ko girati hai,
Madhuri se kan nahi nazar aati hai


Use dekha to laphz jubaan me hi aatak gaye
woh samne aaye aur mere haat rakhi ke liye uth gaye.

Durse uski muskuraahat ko dekhakar aaisa laga ke use mera chehara pasant hai..
jaise karib ja pahuncha to samazh me aaya ke uske baju baitha uska lover wasant hai...


Darshana
woh aaye the kabr par diya bujha ke chale gaye
baki bacha tha jo tel, vo sir pe laga ke chale gaye

Dil mein unhe basaayaa apni jaano banake,
bewafa kisi aur ke saath chaldiya hume maamoo banake.


Dil to nila gagan bhi nahi hai!!
jo sab badolonko upne bahome sama lun..
Dil to woh chaman bhi nahi hai!!
do khilkar sari muskuraate samet loon..
Dil to wo sawan bhi nahi hai!!
jo barskar meetese khushbu churaloo..
Dil to wo pawan bhi nahi hai!!
o naraz hote hee tufan ko laoo..
Are baskar Yaar!! aakhir dil chiz hai kya?..
jo mei sirf Dil,DIl he karta jaoon..

Nafarat hai hume ess jamanese jo
khali sher hi padtha hai magar
dad nahi deta..
Mohabbat hai hume un shayaronse..
jo padhne ke bad hume churane ke liye
hosla jo hai deta..

Zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya,
zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya,
banna tha jiska baap uska mama bana diya.

Kaash tere chehre par CheChak ke daag hote..
Sitare to the hi Chaand bhi saath hote

Itna Kamzooor ho gaya hun tanhaayi se...
Itna Kamzooor ho gaya hun tanhaayi se...
Ab to cheeTa(ants) bhi kheech ke le jate hain mujhe charpai se

Ai deevane tera hosh kidhar hai...
Haddiyan to idhar hain tera gosht kidhr hai

Kya khata hui ..
Kya khata hui ke khat likhana band hai..
Jubaa-e-dil band hai ya mail tapalwala band hai..

Door say dekha to anday ubal rahay thay,
kareeb say dekha to ganjay uchal rahay.
Saajan mera saath samandar paar hai,
pur kashti kay bina safar bekaar hai.
Shadi kay baad!!!
jabhi baal katwanay gaya,usnay yehi pucha..
jabhi baal katwanay gaya usnay yehi pucha...
dono mein sa kaunsa katoon?????

Woh mera hai,
mein uski hoon.
woh mere siwa kisi kay pass nahin jata,
us kay bina mere liye hur koi anjaana hai.
hur pal woh meri aankhon mein rehta hai,
hur raat woh mere saath sota hai.
aksar mein us kay liye yeh sochti hoo....
agar mere contacts nahin hotay to mein to andhi ho jati bhaeeeee....

Aap meri zindagi mein kuchh is tarah se aaye
Jaise lehlahate khet mein koi saand ghus aaye
Main seedhe jaa raha thha
Main seedhe jaa raha thha
Main seedhe jaa raha thha
Morh aaya murh gaya

Door se dekha to khamba khada ttha
oor se dekha to khamba khada ttha
Paas ja ke dekha to phir bhi khada ttha

Door se dekha to sher(lion) uchal rahe tthey
Door se dekha to sher uchhal rahe tthey
Dar ke mare main paas hi nahin gaya

Yeh kala rang tumhara farishton ki den hai
yeh kala rang tumhara farishton ki den hai
Ek til laga rahe tthey ke pyali ulat gayi

Teri aankhen hain ya neeli jheel
Teri aankhen hain ya neeli jheel
Big deal! Big deal! Big deal!


Tum nahi , gam nahi Sharab nahi
Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi..



Tum nahi , gam nahi Sharab nahi
Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi..
Jab kaha tha aao to aate na the
Bin kahe ab baar baar aate ho
ya kabhi wo berukhi ya ab ye karam
saath ab bachchon ko bhee late ho



door se dekha to santra tha
pass jaake dekha to bhi santra tha
chooke dekha to bhi santra tha
chakh ke dekha to bhi santra tha
wah kya santra tha


duniya haseeno ka mela
duniya haseeno ka mela
do baloo ke bhich me ek kela


Mere darwaaze ka bell sun aaya
Maine samja mera dil aaya
Maine samja mera dil aaya
Jaake dekha to current bill aaya.

teri yeah jeel si aankhon mein duub janey ko dil cahata hai.
par kya karo kumbakhat yeah chashma biach mein aata hai


ek bakri pahaad par chadhi,
ek bakri............. pahaad par chadhi,
badi museebat se chadhi,
shiddat se chadhi,
aur utar gayi!

draupadi ka vastraharan
dushysan ko pada barii

draupadi ka vastraharan
dushysan ko pada barii

sari pe sari
parag sari


Tumhare baal hai ya ratka ghana andhera..
Tumhare baal hai ya ratka ghana andhera..
janeman, katvade baal...ho ja ganji...aur kar de savera....

Hi-tech shayari!!!
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga


company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem ye hai ki bus voh
read only hain


shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye


woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain


tumhare samne hain itney item
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to tum double click karo


roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning


Door se dekha to
anday uchal rahay thay
paas jaa kar dekha to
Anday ubal rahay thay

Door se dekha to
anday ubal rahay thay
paas jaa kar dekha to
Ganjay uchhal rahay thay


Khudi Ko KAr Buland Itana...
Khudi Ko KAr Buland Itana...
Ki Himalay Ki choti par ja Pahoonche,
Aur Fir Khuda Tuzase Puche.....
Abe gadhe .. Ab Neeche Kaise Utarega

Door se dekha...Door Se Dekha
to Sher Dikh Raha Tha,
Door se dekha...Door Se Dekha
to Sher Dikh Raha Tha,....
Is Liye Pass Gaya Hi Nahi


ankh sey ankh mila meri rani
ankh sey ankh mila meri rani
teri baniee ankh kaneee
to meri daniee ankh kaneee


Log kahte hai ki cigratte dil jalati hai
log kahte hai ki cigratte dil jalati hai
are koi ja ke in logo ko samjhao ..
Ki is khali dil ke jalne ka hai gam kise

Shikari ne teer mara sumundar ke beech mein,
khuda ne kya cheez banayee hain do tango ke beech mein.

Kya bada bada karte ho umar 15 to hai sari
kya mota mota karte ho todhi kamar hi to hai bhari


kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte,
kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte,
budde ishq to karte hain par koi unpe shak
nahi karte.


us ki shadi na honey a baes us ka aba tha
sab heran they us ko aisa aba kahan sey laba tha


Ek REQUEST hai, ise REFUSE mat karna
Yeh Pyar ka BULB hai, ise FUSE mat karna

kisi kavi ki kalapna ho tum
kuud ko bhul jaun assa sapna ho tum
abb hosh na ya to bahatar hoga
sapna hi sahi mera apna ho tum


Before marriage:
Ishq jatana chahatha hoon, lekin mauka nahin milta
Ishq jatana chahatha hoon, lekin mauka nahin milta
Taj Mahal banana chahatha hoon, lekin koi Mumtaz sa nahin milta.



After marriage:
Ishq jatana chahatha hoon, mauka nahin milti
Ishq jatana chahatha hoon, mauka nahin milti
Taj Mahal banana chahatha hoon, Mumtaz nahin marti.


jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya marne ke vaaste....to bijali chali gayi

Joron ki baarish
makes u wonder...
zoron ki baarish
makes u wonder...
is this what they call..
taste the thunder!

Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,
Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!

jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty
tote se boli myna
don't u worry
surf excel hai na!

Prabhakar ki kahani
wonder ki baat hai,
Prabhakar ki kahani
wonder ki baat hai,
sach kya hai
yeh to andar ki baat hai

aur chahiye ho to bata dena...

waise yaar kisi ko cigarettes par sher aate hain kya...serious n funny dono chalegi...help me out with some gems guys/gals
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Old June 11th, 2002, 09:33 PM
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Talking kabhi kabhi

kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai
suhaag raat hai ..tangaen uttha raha huun main......
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Old June 11th, 2002, 09:52 PM
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yeh baar baar manohar aur masoom bachhe ki ID se transition kyon kar rahan hain...ek pe chipke reh na boss

waise yeh le...

....simat rahan hain mera (read subhaaash ka) L*** ander ke maahol dekh (read herpes infection)...kabhi kabhie....
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Old June 11th, 2002, 09:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by vyomkeshsaxena
yeh baar baar manohar aur masoom bachhe ki ID se transition kyon kar rahan hain...ek pe chipke reh na boss

waise yeh le...

....simat rahan hain mera (read subhaaash ka) L*** ander ke maahol dekh (read herpes infection)...kabhi kabhie....
haeyyyyyyyyy... aik to tera naam bhi itna lamba aur ajeeb sa hai.......

waisey cigratte par aik taaza shair (my own )

cigratte peena bura hai
cigratte peena bura hai
yeh main nahi kehta
cigratte ki dabbi kay peechaiy likkha hai...

keh kaisa laga mera self-created intellectual shair
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haeyyyyyyyyy... aik to tera naam bhi itna lamba aur ajeeb sa hai.......
haan to kuch bol rahein the aap...continue.....i'em waitin....
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cigratte peena bura hai
cigratte peena bura hai
yeh main nahi kehta
cigratte ki dabbi kay peechaiy likkha hai...
purana hain lekin waqt ka takaza dekhA to chalega...waise any more on cigarettes....


waise yaar cigg kabhie pi hain to cigarette to dekhna ke dono taraf warning di hoti hain...kabhie kabhie side-ways bhi...isliye dabbe ke aage-peeche ki baat nahin uthti hain....
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