Post Paki jokes here!

[yme]

Absolute Classics:

Q: How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
A: Shoot the men who are pushing it.

Q: How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?
A: Hide the wind-up key.

Q: How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
A: Cut the rubber band.

Pakistani Air Force officials have recently motioned for a name change for the PAF. They want to call it the PMC, the Pakistani Mining Corps. This is because their planes end up in the ground anyway.

Pakistani military researchers have recently ordered for the enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armored vehicles. This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.

Q: Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
A: Neither has Pakistan.

Q: Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention ?
A: It's a solar powered flashlight.

Q: Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
A: The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

Q: How do you sink a Pakistani battleship ?
A: Put it in water.

Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash ?
A: The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan.

Q: What does a Pakistani submarine and a used condom have in common?
A: They're both full of thick useless semen (seamen)

Q: How can you recognize a pakistani in a submarine?
A: He is the one with the parachute on his back.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea ?
Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi ? There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall.
People were stuck on the escalator for four hours.

Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theater ?
A: They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".

Q: Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses ?
A: They get it from chasing parked cars.

Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for five days ?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

Q: Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
A: Somebody stole the book.

Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met

Q: Why was Benazir so dear to Chinese President and Pakistan?
A: Cus Every time she went to see the President, she came back with a new Nuclear bomb.

Q: Why was there lipstick on the Benazir’s steering wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn

Q: What did Benazir’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing, they have never met.

Q: Who is Monica Lewinsky’s second sexiest man after Clincton.
A: Mian Mommahad Nawaz Sharif

Q: Why do Pakistanis butcher cows?
A: Because COWDUNG is not as delicious as PIGSHIT.

Q: Why did it take two weeks for Pakistan to test its bombs after India’s?
A: Because the user’s manual was written in Chinese.

Q: Why is it so important for Pakistanis to learn Chinese and Korean?
A: Otherwise whey might end up dropping those bombs on Lohare or Karachi instead of Delhi or Mumbai.

Q: What do you call a Pakistani with his hand up a Pig’s ass?
A: A mechanic.

Q: Which virtue would that be showing if you see a Pakistani stopping a man beating up a donkey?
A: Brotherly Love

Q: Why couldn’t a Pakistani woman terrorist blow up a car?
A: Because she burned her mouth on the tale pipe.

Q: What sexual positions produce the ugliest children?
A: Ask any Pakistani.

[loverboy260]

nice cut and paste job. dont u have enough brain power to come up with any of your own joke! oh i forgot thats what you indians do dont you! maybe if you had two brain cells, things might have been different!
and really i should make up some indian jokes but i am not as petty as you!!

[vyomkeshsaxena]

Originally posted by yme
Absolute Classics:

well said n done...whatz ur point,anyway??

[Sane Less]

Q: What is the GDP of Pakistan?
A: 1 million terrorists per year?

Q: What is the equivalent in dollars?
A: They can bring down 1 trillion dollar economy in one shot.

[chadhakya]

Originally Posted by loverboy260

nice cut and paste job. dont u have enough brain power to come up with any of your own joke! oh i forgot thats what you indians do dont you! maybe if you had two brain cells, things might have been different!
and really i should make up some indian jokes but i am not as petty as you!!

Paki jokes post karane ko bola tha. paki "Joker" ko post likhane ko nahi.

Vaise tumhare G**n |) me Laal mirchy kyo ho rahi hai. tu Laal Masjid se bach nikala kya, next time you will get 72 virgin too(guys as there is already shortage of girls)

[AmthaLal]

Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani, young boy and man?
A: The boy raises goats. The man gets emotionally involved.



Q: What is a Paki man's defense in court?
A: "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the goat over the fence."

[tapasvi]

Q: What's the difference between trash and a Paki girl?
A: Trash get picked up at least once a week.

[sarv_shaktimaan]

This may be old but this is one of my favorite jokes. The beauty is that it never fails.

A Pakistani and an Indian are sitting next to each other in an international flight. The Indian takes off his shoes and goes to sleep. When he gets up and wears his shoe for going to the restroom, he feels the shoe is wet as the Paki has spat in it.

Anyway, he comes back, takes off his shoes and sleeps again. Again when he wears his shoes he notices the other shoe is wet too now. The Paki has spat in this too. Calmly he says to the Paki, "We are grown up men flying in an international flight. We must stop these childish acts. You spitting in my shoes, I pissing in your coke."

[tapasvi]

abhi abhi taza taza sochela hai apune ne

Q. What do you call a woman terrorist who blew herself up but did not get any one else killed?
A. A miss dead lyin'.

[ashdoc]

thief:Gimme all yore money.
d'ya know who I am?---Asif Zardari
OK, give me back all MY MONEY.