Dost nahin badalte

[deshpremi]

Kuch situations aur unpe Maa, Baap aur Dost ke reaction..

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Baap: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa: Aag lage is college main.
Baap: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Baap: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa: Naukri hee kharab thee
Baap: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Baap: Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
Baap: Mard ban, bhool ja usko.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.

SHAADI PAR
Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Baap: Khush Raho
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa: Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Baap: Khush Raho
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain

[swami]

Premi bhi nahin badalta

[Premi]

deshpremi -><-Swami for finding the link

deshpremi-><-Echarchans for the repeat.

[Premi]

budmaas-><- premi

for replying and adding his wife's reaction without searching for repeat.