One night at the airport...

[Rakhi]

Originally Posted by deshpremi

OUCH... now it came back to me... shit, she did look a bit familiar... but with all her makeup, I had not recognised her. I knew that there are 3 - 4 Singapore airlines stewardesses sharing a flat in my building. Luckily, I had kept my mouth shut and hadnt made any fancy comments to her.

Good thing you didnt make a pass; not that you would do that. Juts saying...

Originally Posted by sunnykode

Part II

when I answered the door, to my admonishment, Tanaya was standing in front of me in simple yet elegant dress.
And from there the best weekend of my life begun

Wow! AWESOME! What happened next?

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by Rakhi

Wow! AWESOME! What happened next?

I think what happened next was the old poem ...

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all weekend long
It was on 'er and off 'er

[Rakhi]

Originally Posted by smellyfinger

I think what happened next was the old poem ...

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all weekend long
It was on 'er and off 'er

I mean orange juice

[PeaceSeeker]

this is a recent episode..

was returning home from work using public transport.

generally its not, but that day it is little crowded.

while boarding, i see a dark skinned bongo lady in salwar suit sitting besides a guy [who was either her husband or her colleague or someone close]. they r talking in bengali and laughing and all. she is not really 'beautiful' as such but she has those deep black eyes [silk smitha types] with that black thing applied [its called eyeliner or mascara. basically its 'kajal' in simple bhasha].

as i board i see her smile at me directly. i did not revert since I had already started saying 'hello' to an uncle [senior fellow] sitting in the row in front of her just as I was seating myself besides this uncle of mine. now she is seated right behind me [her comapnion is right behind my 'uncle'].

now the bus started in few minutes and in the next few halts lot of folks boarded. some gents offered their seats to ladies. already tired from office, I did not want to offer my seat to a standing lady so easily. I thot, let all gentlemen finish offering their seats and then still if there is a lady left standing, i will offer her my seat.

and it happened. a middle aged lady is standing right besides me. I waited for a couple more minutes and then i asked her 'madam would u like to be seated'. she said 'no its ok. u will have to stand up urself.'

if she had simply said 'no' i would have stopped. but she had to add that addendum. i told her impulsively 'oh thats ok. i dont mind. heyn heyn heyn.'

so now she is seated and i am standing. i am leaning against the seat I just vacated. my eyes r closed and random thoughts in mind.

after 5 to 10 minutes of commute, suddenly i feel something rubbing against my thighs strongly.

as i opened my eyes, i see this bongo lady reaching out to the woman i offered my seat to and it was her hands which she almost pushed probably from between my legs.

i was little taken aback. she could have been easy. she could have asked me 'excuse me'. lets just say there were other better ways to reach out.

i moved a little aside but am still standing there.

now she is leaned towards the woman in front, talking to her for full 5 to 10 minutes and is holding her thigh tightly close with mine. I found it a little weird.

was she angry or was she having the hots? i thot wtf. but then i thot bahut ho gaya . i cannot be any more gentlemanly. i stood there enjoying the tightness. just like that. what else could I do.

after sometime a seat in the rear rows was vacated bcoz someone had deboarded from the back door. a collegue waived at me, called me there, i went there and got seated.

now this bongo woman, while getting down, gets up from her seat. says bye to her companion. looks back, gives a BIGG smile again to me, turns around and gets down front the front door.

end of story. next story as and when it happens.

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by Rakhi

I mean orange juice

Orange Juice?? Where did that come from?

[Rakhi]

Originally Posted by smellyfinger

Orange Juice?? Where did that come from?

You will know...and when you do, let me know.

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by smellyfinger

I think what happened next was the old poem ...

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all weekend long
It was on 'er and off 'er

Ha ha ha ha ha smelly


Sunny bhau, aagey kya hua.. hotel room mein... Did you fall in love? Are you still in touch with her? :0 :blink: :awww:

Dont fucking stretch the suspense!!

[sunnykode]

Originally Posted by deshpremi

OUCH... now it came back to me... shit, she did look a bit familiar... but with all her makeup, I had not recognised her. I knew that there are 3 - 4 Singapore airlines stewardesses sharing a flat in my building. Luckily, I had kept my mouth shut and hadnt made any fancy comments to her.

hahahahaha.....lucky you

[sunnykode]

Originally Posted by smellyfinger

I think what happened next was the old poem ...

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all weekend long
It was on 'er and off 'er

no no such thing. Will post the rest of the situation later.
And by the way this is a true story

[sanjayt]

Originally Posted by sunnykode

no no such thing. Will post the rest of the situation later.
And by the way this is a true story

Looks like this is a PG-13 story.


Peace Bhau, someone is line-maroing you.

[Origmos]

Seems like he was looking for a quicky by the side

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by Rakhi

I mean orange juice

Ahhh .. got it. Naughty naughty, Rakhi

[phenom27]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rakhi
I mean orange juice

Ahhh .. got it. Naughty naughty, Rakhi

Can we all be enlightened too with the concept of Orange Juice

[sanjayt]

Originally Posted by phenom27

Can we all be enlightened too with the concept of Orange Juice

No. That esoteric knowledge is meant for the chosen few.

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by phenom27

Can we all be enlightened too with the concept of Orange Juice

Orange juice is a popular beverage made from oranges. It is made by extraction from the fresh fruit, by desiccation and subsequent reconstitution of dried juice, or by concentration of the juice and the subsequent addition of water to the concentrate. The term "orange juice" or "OJ" is also used, both colloquially and commercially, to refer to all of these forms.

Enlightened much?