Hi! I AM FURNITURE! heLLo

[Furniture]

I need gud cyber friend.
I'm a nice man.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I'm not fooling round type.
You can say I,m serious type personality.
You can vouch for my character.
I'm shy.
You be my friends?
Introduce urself.
Thanks.
PS
I've 1 girlfd.
Thanks.

[kkkk]

bleeding hell! Typing furniture? Its like "hey guys my sofa has a keyboard in it!"

[guruji]

I need gud cyber friend. You sir have come to the right place.
I'm a nice man. much obliged character we look for
I don't drink. while some might have an issue with it, i definitely have an issue with it
I don't smoke. neither do I. Go ahead...light my hair on fire and see what happens...
I'm not fooling round type. we only fool around with "rounds"
You can say I,m serious type personality. NO!! i wont say it...
You can vouch for my character. ....and i wont vouch since I dont know you
I'm shy. well...if my name meant something people may use to rest their asses and fart on...then like hell i would be shy as well
You be my friends? i already have a recliner that i am friends with
Introduce urself. name is JI...guruJI. Now get my martini. terrified not stirred
Thanks. i would say you are welcome but hell you are already inside so dont know what to say
PS Piece of S*1T
I've 1 girlfd. Whats her name? "Footrest"? Anyway, my condolences to HER libido
Thanks.Same as above ka above ka above

[Parijataka]

Nice name ! Would you specify what type of furniture you are, i.e. table, chair, stool, etc so we know you better?

[PeaceSeeker]

Originally Posted by guruji

I don't drink. while some might have an issue with it, i definitely have an issue with it

this was the one i understood.