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Old October 4th, 2009, 01:48 PM
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पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हुआ और बात तलाक तक पहुंच गई। लेकिन पहले फैसला बच्चे के बारे में होना था कि वह किसके पास रहेगा।

न्यायाधीश ने पहले पत्नी से पूछा कि वह कोई एक वजह बताये जिस कारण बच्चा उसे दिया जाना उचित हो ।

पत्नी ने कहा - ''मैने उसे नौ महीने गर्भ में रखा है और बड़े कष्ट झेलकर उसे जन्म दिया है। यह बच्चा मेरे शरीर का हिस्सा है। उस पर सिर्फ और सिर्फ मेरा ही अधिकार है।''

न्यायाधीश हांलाकि उसकी बात से प्रभावित हुये लेकिन नियम के अनुसार पति से भी वही प्रश्न किया।

पति ने जवाब दिया - ''देखिये, यदि मैं कोला (शीतल पेय) की मशीन में एक सिक्का डालता हूं और एक गिलास कोला निकल कर बाहर आता है तो आप ही बताइये उस कोला पर मेरा अधिकार होगा या मशीन का ?''
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Old October 4th, 2009, 01:54 PM
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have read it here somewhere in English
Good one though
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have read it here somewhere in English
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On Echarcha ?

even if its a repeat good one,memory tazaa kar diya
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Old October 4th, 2009, 02:23 PM
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good one

Look like .... He paid to his wife to delivar a baby for him like Cola machine



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Another Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child?

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"


Yeh sunkar...Wife replied : "Judge sahab... bartan mera.... dudh bhi mera.... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 buund daalne se dahi bana toh fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do buund dalane vale ka"

Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, typing keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"

Frustrated Judge: "Abe madarchod, Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par aakar custody lene-dene ki noubat hi nahi aati."
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Frustrated Judge: "Abe madarchod, Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par aakar custody lene-dene ki noubat hi nahi aati."
Judge ke bara baj gaye honge.
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just my 2 cents
need a dollar to pop things out from vending machine....2 cents wont work here.....try some candy vending machine l
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