Humorous Signatures

[IRIS]

I always see this signature here in echarcha

Sansaar Che...............Chalya Kare.........

and Laugh at it for the way it is written
and like it for its meaning.

Others please contibute

[swami]

I find this signature boring

• If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all
• When you say "I'm sorry" look the person in the eye.
• Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
• Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
• Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.

It wants us to believe that we always say bad things and should shut up

I cant look into the eyes of the person whom I have to say sorry because I always say sorry on the phone

We laugh at others dreams,BTW who has the time to listen to what people dream of

ok we will give more money to the shopkeeper for a Rs.10 thing because he must be expecting more

No, we dont respect ourselves,we dont respect others and we dont take responsibility for our actions,I am starting here : I am a fool,the readers of this article is a fool and I did not write this post

[swami]

Another of my favourite is this one

I was planning to copy this and change it and use it as my email signature then remembered that Tantuji is moody and one day he will sue me for copyright violation

Have you been good to Yogi today?
Knowledge ... mine ... minuscule to the point of being irrelevant ... honest.
Most of what you read of me is an attempt to try and cover-up ignorance with humor ... that does not make me an ignorant arsole or does it?
Among intelligent and smart folks at this site dwells a dim-witted id of a ganwad called Tantric Yogi ...
7 years of trying hard ... pretending to be like the rest ... failing miserably!
LLKC ... pure and unadulterated ... LLKC!

[Honest]

Originally Posted by swami

I find this signature boring


It wants us to believe that we always say bad things and should shut up

I cant look into the eyes of the person whom I have to say sorry because I always say sorry on the phone

We laugh at others dreams,BTW who has the time to listen to what people dream of

ok we will give more money to the shopkeeper for a Rs.10 thing because he must be expecting more

No, we dont respect ourselves,we dont respect others and we dont take responsibility for our actions,I am starting here : I am a fool,the readers of this article is a fool and I did not write this post

It shows your mentality.

[swami]

Originally Posted by Honest

It shows your mentality.

yes it shows my mentality
nobody keeps telling people that they gave a beggar something,nobody keeps anouncing that we eat only basmati rice at home.

When you are giving respect to anyone you dont have to tell it to him that see i am giving you respect.

your signature tells that maybe you earlier never used to give respect to people and for that you are announcing that you have to give. or it may have been that you never got respect so you are saying give me respect

In short you dont have to say what you will do but your actions should show what you are doing

[Honest]

Originally Posted by swami

yes it shows my mentality
nobody keeps telling people that they gave a beggar something,nobody keeps anouncing that we eat only basmati rice at home.

When you are giving respect to anyone you dont have to tell it to him that see i am giving you respect.

your signature tells that maybe you earlier never used to give respect to people and for that you are announcing that you have to give. or it may have been that you never got respect so you are saying give me respect

In short you dont have to say what you will do but your actions should show what you are doing

My signature is none of your business.

[swami]

BTW Honest, you started the flames by asking Tantuji to close the word thread,but I accepted the challange to complete 300 posts without using those so called "post increasing threads" like you and many others did to enter Lal Mirchi

[Honest]

Originally Posted by swami

BTW Honest, you started the flames by asking Tantuji to close the word thread,but I accepted the challange to complete 300 posts without using those so called "post increasing threads" like you and many others did to enter Lal Mirchi

Swami you are wrong here. I just agreed to what Tantu ji had said. Infact Tantrik Saheb first asked to close the thread, not me. I just agreed with his decision.

[dollyg]

what's the meaning of sansar che, chalya kare?

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by dollyg

what's the meaning of sansar che, chalya kare?

It is gujurati for "Eat Sambhar, Be Healthy".

[milanfanabhi]

Originally Posted by dollyg

what's the meaning of sansar che, chalya kare?

sansar hain,chalta hain...

[chitrala]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

It is gujurati for "Eat Sambhar, Be Healthy".

Am in library and cant control my laughter....

Honestly, Honest tai...your siggy sux.
esp. when you seem to preach w/o practice.

[Honest]

Originally Posted by chitrala

Am in library and cant control my laughter....

Honestly, Honest tai...your siggy sux.
esp. when you seem to preach w/o practice.

Chitra Pai, its Pai not Tai.

[rameshp]

Originally Posted by Honest

Chitra Pai, its Pai not Tai.

based on this post, you confirmed it Honest tai!

[Honest]

Originally Posted by rameshp

based on this post, you confirmed it Honest tai!

Dear Ramesh Pai, its really sad that your observation is 100% wrong. Don't you felt sad after hearing such incident ?