Software Advertisements on Doordarshan

[Bal Thackeray]

"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
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Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"
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"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"
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Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"
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"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"
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" Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus.... Software
hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha..."
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Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kaam kare asaan,
Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...VB....VB.....VB"
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" The complete software ....since 1802 " - COBOL
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Progect Manager - "Power objects is the secret of my programs"
Programmers - "Our programs"
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Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein'
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
'To create instant miracle....Use Oracle !'

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