friday special 17th August 2007

[chadhakya]

Wedding Invitation of a Software Engineer

I did search and couldn't able to find it out so I am posting it(Hope it is not repeat)

[TerminatorJR]

Originally Posted by chadhakya

I did search

What was the search criteria ? If it was posted before without the title "Wedding Invitation of a Software Engineer", what would your search criteria be ?


Just kidding.


Good one.

[chadhakya]

Originally Posted by TerminatorJR

What was the search criteria ? If it was posted before without the title "Wedding Invitation of a Software Engineer", what would your search criteria be ?


Just kidding.


Good one.

Bach gaye

[Binxx]

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That is the talking clock", the man replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall...
"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two o'clock in the morning!

[aashoo]

its for friendship day but I think its never too late for friendship-letter.

[Sane Less]

A northie----applied for an engineering position at a huge North Indian company.

A southie applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.

The manager went to the northie and said: "Thank you for your interest but we've decided to give the southie the job."

Northie asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being North India, and me being a northie I should get the job!"

The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed."

Northie then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied: "My dear northie, it's like this... on question #4, the southie put down, "I don't know." And you put down, "Neither do I."

[chadhakya]

Enjoy..........................

[28virgo]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

A northie----applied for an engineering position at a huge North Indian company.

A southie applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions.

The manager went to the northie and said: "Thank you for your interest but we've decided to give the southie the job."

Northie asked: "And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being North India, and me being a northie I should get the job!"

The manager said: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the one question that you both missed."

Northie then asked: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

The manager replied: "My dear northie, it's like this... on question #4, the southie put down, "I don't know." And you put down, "Neither do I."

Hehehe... Good one!

Here's another northie/southie joke:

No offense meant to anybody
Please take it in a lighter vein. Don't be vain

Sardarji went to South India for vacations. He went to a shop to purchase Bath Soap.

Sardarji - "Oe Yeh Lifebouy Kitne Ka"
Southie Shopkeeper - Das Raupaya (10 Rupees)

sardarji - "Oe Yeh Hamam Kitne Ka"
Southie - Das Raupaya

sardarji - "Oe Yeh Lux Kitne Ka"
Southie - Das Raupaya

sardarji - "Oe Yeh Pears Kitne Ka"
Southie - Das Raupaya

sardarji is shocked.!

sardarji - "Oe Yeh Dove Kitne Ka"
Southie - Das Raupaya (10 Rupees)

Now Sardarji is confused

sardarji - "Oye Pagal Bana Raha Hai, Sab Das Rupaya!"
Southie - Sardarji Sab Das Rupaya Ka

sardarji - Oye Saara soap 10 Rupaye ka? Kyon Bhai????

Southie - "Sardarji Idhar Kitna Bhi Naha Lo, Sab Kala Hi Rahta Hai, Sab Company wala Price Fix Kiya"

[chadhakya]

for cha pai

[Sane Less]

Last diwali vacation, a Northie and a Southie had gone to delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old sardar, and boys being boys, our Northie and Southie started cracking sardarji jokes, just to insinuate the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The sardar returned the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, (in Hindi , of course), ''Bete, since morning you have been telling sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first sardar beggar that you come across in this city."

Well it's been a year since... and our Northie and Southie are still carrying around those rupee coins in their pockets.
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Kanjoos that we all are, you really thought they would give money out

[Laddan]

'' Thodi Si Masti''
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Ek ladki apna wazan
tol rahi thi-58kg,,,
usne sandal utari
to aaya-56kg,,,
usane jacket utari
to aaya-53kg,,,
dupatta utara
to aaya-52kg,,,
ab ladki ke paas
coin khatam ho gaye,
wahi pas me ek bhikhari
khada tha wo bola --
tu kaam chalu rakh
coin mai deta hoooooo...!


Aap ''BHIKHARI'' banane ki to
nahi soch raheeee,,,,,,,,,,,,,[o]

[Laddan]

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?

Needless to say he never made it. You know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.

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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine- opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.

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