Our Lady Members and How We Perceive Them!

[tantric_yogi]

Someday when I can afford to be renting Queen's English writing person ... I am going to be writing a paper (thesis/theorum/piece) on how men perceive females on a chat site like this here.

Write now I cannot be to find my "how to Write English like a PRO" book ... so cannot use fency words ... please feel free to use.

1. LovetoSurfbai ... 30/35 years old ... wears SARI ... Not Kanchiwaram but Banarasi type Sari ... we treat her like lady. We try to be as respectful as possible. You can be with her but better behave ... no bull shit ... dont talk of sex.

2. On the other hand Lawgirlji wears JEANS ... is 22/31 years old ... tight fitting jeans ... camel toe tight jeans. We still treat her with respect but like one of the boys. I wont mind using her to deliver love-letters to the beauty living next to her apartment.

3. Soniaji ... 20/24 years old ... not formed opinion yet.

4. Kaiserbai ... 30/45 years old ... not formed opinion yet.

5. Pakikidost ... 25/33 years old ... not formed opinion yet. But she wears couple of inches below knee length skirts is for sure.

[Sane Less]

Tanrogi pai, you missed out on a few...

Dollyg ... 28/30 years old... typical punjaban who likes bengali sweet... likes to fight it out... but eventually realizes her faults... and is very shy and soft... jaise woh kehte hai na... bahar se garam under se naram.

tantric_yogi ... 45/50 years old... very maternal... walks around with 15 inch cane... but has crush for young boys... especially if they are prospective H1 visa-holders.

saneless ... 35/40 years old... goes around topless and plays cricket with african pygmies... dark, plump and pimpled... goes around giving roses to beautiful cheerleaders on bicycles... quite possible a lesbian...

[Laddan]

Umar 55 ki ....Dil Bachpan ka ...

[tantric_yogi]

Originally Posted by Laddan

Umar 55 ki ....Dil Bachpan ka ...

roflmao ... not yet ... not yet. Many years left to go and who the hell you? 17 posts make you eligible?

[chitrala]

1. LovetoSurf tai ...35+/-2 yrs......wears salwar kurta often(with sports shoes on outings)..saari sometimes...writes poems..must be writing a blog too(where many posts are on recipes) ....loves children and is a hit among them.

2. Lawgirl Tai... approaching 30... wears what you call ladies suit or whatever ( coat-pant in hindi... that too all black on white big-collared shirts..she's a lawyer you remember)....never wrote a poem.... always ready to hit back... dons dont-give-a-damn-look... good in cracking jokes...loves children but from an arm's length.

3. Soniaji ... 22-25 years old ... clad in salwar-kurta obviously... very much into shopping....can spend hours in a shop looking for a saree and comes out buying nothing...still very kiddish...fond of food...tried to write poems in teens..all so so... very finicky about cleaniness. loooooves children.

[tantric_yogi]

Originally Posted by chitrala

1. LovetoSurf tai ...35+/-2 yrs......wears salwar kurta often(with sports shoes on outings)..saari sometimes...writes poems..must be writing a blog too(where many posts are on recipes) ....loves children and is a hit among them.

2. Lawgirl Tai... approaching 30... wears what you call ladies suit or whatever ( coat-pant in hindi... that too all black on white big-collared shirts..she's a lawyer you remember)....never wrote a poem.... always ready to hit back... dons dont-give-a-damn-look... good in cracking jokes...loves children but from an arm's length.

3. Soniaji ... 22-25 years old ... clad in salwar-kurta obviously... very much into shopping....can spend hours in a shop looking for a saree and comes out buying nothing...still very kiddish...fond of food...tried to write poems in teens..all so so... very finicky about cleaniness. loooooves children.

Amazing ... Chitralaji ... we have never met ... we are and I am sure of different upbringing ... different professions ... and at different stages of life ... you 26/30 something ... me 55 as per Laddanmiya ... yet, we perceive 3 ladies in question in a similar vein ... dealing with females ... I was just being cautious ... giving them few years off the age unlike you ...

[pakkidost]

Originally Posted by tantric_yogi

Someday when I can afford to be renting Queen's English writing person ... I am going to be writing a paper (thesis/theorum/piece) on how men perceive females on a chat site like this here.

Write now I cannot be to find my "how to Write English like a PRO" book ... so cannot use fency words ... please feel free to use.


5. Pakikidost ... 25/33 years old ... not formed opinion yet. But she wears couple of inches below knee length skirts is for sure.

aap anataryami ho mahapurush. have we met somewhere?

[lawgirl707]

Originally Posted by tantric_yogi

On the other hand Lawgirlji wears JEANS ... is 22/31 years old ... tight fitting jeans ... camel toe tight jeans. We still treat her with respect but like one of the boys. I wont mind using her to deliver love-letters to the beauty living next to her apartment.

tantuji, you'd rather have said that my age range is between 1-100 noh? thats a wide gap there... and for the record, i'm not a postman/(woman) so you can deliver your own loveletters, thankyouverymuch. i will, however, be glad to convey her rejection message back to you tho...

one of the boys? ya, i'd have to agree with you on that one. i get along heaps better with guys in any case. tight jeans are a complete no-no tho. no camel toes or horse hooves or whathaveyou happening here. i prefer casual & comfortable clothing

Originally Posted by chitrala

Lawgirl Tai... approaching 30... wears what you call ladies suit or whatever ( coat-pant in hindi... that too all black on white big-collared shirts..she's a lawyer you remember)....never wrote a poem.... always ready to hit back... dons dont-give-a-damn-look... good in cracking jokes...loves children but from an arm's length.

i'll have to give you some of those.. ya, i wear suits, but not because i love wearing them but b/c i have to. i'd rather be wearing a pair of comfy cotton pants or jeans and a tee to work if i had the choice

and where did you get the 'loves children but from an arm's length' bit???

[krantikari]

There may be ways of tracing a person's location via internet posts... but there is no sure shot way of telling whether the person is a male of famale until you see them.

[vyomkeshsaxena]

lovetosurf- sweet woman...dunno age or anything...but shez diabetic sweet..on par wid ex-member netra di...i dont think we crossed each others way here on EC ever but i do read and enjoy her cute posts..

sonia- 17-19 years...newaz i feel its a duplicate id..whatever..shez very cute..phuljhadi kinds...dumb as a radio without batteries..but entertaining wen she gets DC supply...who cares abt the broadcast as long as sth is coming outta speaker

dunno abt any other female members here or havent paid attention to their posts as such...

[chadhakya]

Originally Posted by Sane Less

Tanrogi pai, you missed out on a few...

Dollyg ... 28/30 years old... typical punjaban who likes bengali sweet... likes to fight it out... but eventually realizes her faults... and is very shy and soft... jaise woh kehte hai na... bahar se garam under se naram.

"under se naram" se apaka kya tatparya hai, jara vistar se batayenge.

[love_to_surf]

Thankyou all for perceiving me so pleasingly....Let me do little corrections on them...and never hesitate to point negative side of me.

Yogiji..... In reality I have not wore saree more than 10 times during last ten years....but soon plan to wear often....I was gifted few during last India visit.As far as age you counted me too young...last year end I crossed four decades.

Chitrala.....I don't have any sporting shoes.I do wear Indian dress but only in summer...rest of the time just pant and t-shirt. Childern part...rightly said...No Blog writing and zero poetic skills.

Vyomi......Now you know how old I am. I do remember once we did cross each other....and I am still waiting to see your face turning chubby...but I guess it is going to be long wait cause you have not yet given it up.

[chitrala]

Originally Posted by love_to_surf

Chitrala.....I don't have any sporting shoes.I do wear Indian dress but only in summer...rest of the time just pant and t-shirt. Childern part...rightly said...No Blog writing and zero poetic skills.

...missed you by a mile it seems... don't tell me you are on the wrong side of 40s... you don't sound like a 40 years old

[chitrala]

Originally Posted by lawgirl707

i'll have to give you some of those.. ya, i wear suits, but not because i love wearing them but b/c i have to. i'd rather be wearing a pair of comfy cotton pants or jeans and a tee to work if i had the choice

and where did you get the 'loves children but from an arm's length' bit???

no offence meant LG jee... I am not a psychoanalyst... just tried to figure you out from your id.... there is more to a man (and more so to a woman) than just his/her words...

Tantu jee... thoda bahut aapse copy kiya tha but both of us failed miserably..

[soniya]

chitrala kafi theek theek kaha aap ney...

yes i love children...per batameez bache bilkul nahi(woh tu i guess kisi ko nahi ache lagte)
peetai bhi khub karti hoon jab ghusa aata hai...
mujhe meri baji ka beta bohot acha lagta hai,2 saal ka hai...my sweety pie,mera kakano,my zumzumata,meri jani,mera gulgapa...hehe

Aur vyomkeshsaxena acha mujhe aaj pata chala k mein aap ko radio lagti hoon...duplicate id tu choro ab tu mein EC per insan hi nahi rahi...

hehee