I had my first dump on an automatic bidet toilet!!

[echarcha]

Yippeee!!!

I had my first dump on an automatic bidet style toilet!! Wow!! It was an unbelievable experience.

There are buttons which start the water jet. You can control if you want it at less pressure, full throttle, oscillating or just plain up straight! Then there is a fan which dries out your asshole.

Folks, it was a wondrous experience! I am very happy that I tried it. I hardly had to use any toilet paper. I used it initially to wipe away the feces. Then I let the machine do its magic.

However, after a few hours, when I reached home in the evening, I felt a bit of the uncomfortable scratchy feeling you get when you have used only toilet paper. I stepped into the shower and verified that my ahole was clean and it was. I took a shower and used my hands to clean it all up with nice soap and then it was back to the usual clean feeling.

I think the air dryer dries out the ahole and makes you feel dry down there. I think ahole is meant to remain a bit moist.

Have you had a $hit on a bidet??

[echarcha]

I had gone to visit a friend at his office. I went for a leak and saw that they have automatic toilets!! Wow!! I could not resist the temptation. Anyway, having a dump towards end of the day is always good. So I just sat on it and did it!!

I love it.. I am going to buy such a toilet when I have my own house here. It rocks!!!

[TerminatorJR]

Originally Posted by echarcha

I had my first dump on an automatic bidet style toilet!! Have you had a $hit on a bidet??

Nope Nope Nope.

Is initial wiping necessary at all with an automatic system like that ?

How much does it cost ?

[padhu]

Chapai, i have this at home.

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4

It is pretty nice especially the warm air after a nice cold shot of water.

[DesiBaba]

Originally Posted by padhu

Chapai, i have this at home.

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4

It is pretty nice especially the warm air after a nice cold shot of water.

yaar tunay mujhay bataya nahi?

[padhu]

here is a pic of it.

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by padhu

Chapai, i have this at home.

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4

It is pretty nice especially the warm air after a nice cold shot of water.

I am amazed at how this machine knows where exactly your ahole is and then shoots a jet of water right on the hole!!

The one I used had some Japanese sounding name on the controls.

I dont know if I need to use the toilet paper initially. Do I?

[DesiBaba]

Originally Posted by echarcha

I am amazed at how this machine knows where exactly your ahole is and then shoots a jet of water right on the hole!!

cha, kabhi tatto par aim karo aur shoot karo..mazaa aayega

[padhu]

Originally Posted by DesiBaba

yaar tunay mujhay bataya nahi?

Woh bhi kya khazana hai ke tuje mein batao.

If you wanna check it out come on over. Got it from homedepot and installed it myself. Takes less than 30 mins to get it installed.

[DesiBaba]

Originally Posted by padhu

If you wanna check it out come on over.

zaroooooooooooor

cha, dekh lay, meri setting to ho gayi hai

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by padhu

Woh bhi kya khazana hai ke tuje mein batao.

If you wanna check it out come on over. Got it from homedepot and installed it myself. Takes less than 30 mins to get it installed.

Okay how do you clean it? I mean, with regular commodes, you just lift the seat, spray chemicals on the underside of the toilet seat, clean it out. Then lower the seat and spray chemicals, wipe it out.

[padhu]

Originally Posted by echarcha

I am amazed at how this machine knows where exactly your ahole is and then shoots a jet of water right on the hole!!

The one I used had some Japanese sounding name on the controls.

I dont know if I need to use the toilet paper initially. Do I?

No use of toilet paper here. Plus you can control the flow of water, how much force you want and what temperature you want. Plus the seat itself can get heated so its nice on cold winter days. Its a pleasure to bomb pakistan on it.

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by DesiBaba

zaroooooooooooor

cha, dekh lay, meri setting to ho gayi hai

I happen to end up in New Jersey more than ever. So I must ask GpeL to instal one!

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by padhu

Woh bhi kya khazana hai ke tuje mein batao.

If you wanna check it out come on over. Got it from homedepot and installed it myself. Takes less than 30 mins to get it installed.

Kyon be.. DesiBaba hagega to kya tera sandaas pavitra ho jayega?? Mere ko nahi bulaya?? Chal main nahin hagta tere automatic sandaas mein!!

[padhu]

Originally Posted by echarcha

Okay how do you clean it? I mean, with regular commodes, you just lift the seat, spray chemicals on the underside of the toilet seat, clean it out. Then lower the seat and spray chemicals, wipe it out.

The wand is self cleaning or you can every few months use a old tooth brush with clorox to clean the wand. The seat can be cleaned with soap water/detergent. Dont need to use cling and all that stuff.