Friday Humour - March 17th 2006

[Sane Less]

Larry's Tattoo


Larry tells his wife, "I got a new tattoo."

"Another tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow. Then two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

[TerminatorJR]

ha ha. Good one सेनु.

[Sane Less]

Originally Posted by TerminatorJR

ha ha. Good one सेनु.

Yaar Termini pai, tumhara naam dekh kar goti mooh mein aa jaati hai

[Sane Less]

You


know


it's


almost Summer


when


the girls



start


showing off their



belly buttons...

[prosedevi]

Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great writer.
"I want to write things the whole world will read," he declared.

"Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life.
I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger."

He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error messages for Microsoft