Corporate Geeta Saar

[Cooldude]

This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell in GEETA SAAR

Hey PARTH,
Increment nahin mila, bura hua
Salary cut ho raha hai, bura ho raha hai
Retrenchment hoga, wo bhi bura hi hoga...

Tum pichhla review na hone ka paschataap na karo
Tum agle review na hone ki chinta na karo
Recession chal raha hai...

Tumhare pocket se kya gaya jo tum rote ho ?
Tum company ke liye kya business laye the jo tumne kho diya ?
Tumne aisa kaun sa product banaya tha jo fail ho gaya ?

Tum koi experience le kar nahin aaye the...
Jo experience liya company se liya...
Jo project kiya company ke liye...
Degree le kar aaye, experience lekar chale jaoge...

Jo function aaj tumhara hai,
Wo kal kisi aur ka tha... parson kisi aur ka hoga...
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyon magan ho rahe ho

Hey Paarth, Yahi khushi tumhare tension ka kaaran hai...
Kyon wyarth tension lete ho, kis se wyarth darte ho
Kaun tumhein nikaal sakta hai ?

Policy change to company ka rule hai
Jise tum policy change kehte ho, woh to
Management ki trick hai...
Ek pal mein tum Increment ke baare mein sochte ho
Doosre hi pal mein tum stipend par aa jate ho...

Review, increment etc. etc. sab mann se hataa do
Vichar se mita do, phir company tumhari hai,
tum company ke ho...
Na yeh increment wagerah tumhare liye hain,
na tum iske kabil ho, Parantu job secure hai,
aisa socho phir tumhein tension kyon hoga ?

Tum apne aap ko Company ko arpit kar do
Yahi sabse bada Golden Rule hai...
Jo is Golden Rule ko janta hai
Wo review, incentive, recession,
retrenchment aadi Bhramon se Sada sarvada muqt hai.
Chal UTH, Kaam Kar, Promotion Ki Chinta mat kar Parth..
Karm hi Tera Bhagya hai.....

- Corporate Bhagawan Shri Krishna

[chicha420]

Good one Cooldude!!!

Imagine Manmohan Singh telling this to the employees of Airport Authorities of India, who are on strike

[vyomkeshsaxena]

awesum one dudeji :claps:

[vyomkeshsaxena]

just got this one in my mailbox...iem highlighting the onez that came out from my mouth also..

Subject: Woh Lahme.... Woh yadien....

Best dialogues of engineering

on being Late

"I was searching for the Classroom"
(classic)


During Lecture

(classic)"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!" (for me canteen)
(classic2)"bond sheet hai??"

Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"

Unit Test
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"

For attendance ( less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was late , so watchman didnt let me in"
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman didnt let me in"
(classic)"Utsav (college festival) marketing"

late submission of assignments

"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I didnt know the last date"


late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
(classic) "Friday ko light nahi thee"


VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"

VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai……………"

VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"


Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
(classic)"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"

(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: 1.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
2. maine C se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
3.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.

EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
" woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks..... (facial expressions speaks the story)"
" nahi samjha to rat le (RBR) "
(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

[pan1234]

Nice.

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