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[Premi]

Originally Posted by swami

"You can not eat me unless u spread me"- Butter

"You can not kiss me unless u praise me"- Woman

"You can not taste me, until you undress me" - Banana

"You can not eat me unless u lick me"- Ice cream

"You can not play wid me unless u blow me"- Balloon

"You make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - Toothbrush

"You can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- Lollypop

[Premi]

The federal government is sending each of you a $600 rebate.

Now, if you spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.

If you spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.

If you buy a software it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.

If you purchase a good car it will go to Germany.

If you purchase useless crap it will end up in Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

So I reckon that the only way to keep that money in the US is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the most popular products still produced in the US.

So!!! Are you doing your part?

[dirty]

Originally Posted by Premi

The federal government is sending each of you a $600 rebate.

Now, if you spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.

If you spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.

If you buy a software it will go to India.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.

If you purchase a good car it will go to Germany.

If you purchase useless crap it will end up in Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

So I reckon that the only way to keep that money in the US is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the most popular products still produced in the US.

So!!! Are you doing your part?

have you ever read reports of Prostitution being done through Massage Parlors......

Most massage parlors are run by Vietnamese..... The prostitutes are vietnamese....... So dont go to Asian Massage Parlors......

Dont pick up black whore on the street corner ......Coz they are from Africa..


Just buy expensive gift for your wife / partner / girlfriend and she will also cook food for you ......

[Premi]

Originally Posted by dirty

Just buy expensive gift

still money will go to china....


and drink heineken, it will help europe economy.

[JaiSpeaks]

Aurangzeb: senapati , batao hum shivaji ko kyo dhoondh nahi pa rahe...?
Senapati : Jahanpanah, hum mughal hai google nahi........

[Premi]

Ek Ladke Ka Mobile Baja, Usne Mobile Uthaya To Aage Se Ek Bhari Si Awaj Aayi

Namskar Bhai, Kaun Banegi Garbhvati Se Bole Raha Hoon,

Mere Sath Hot Bed Par Hai Apki Girlfriend,

Ab Agli Awaj Hogi Aap Ki Girlfriend Ki,

Ah! Uh! Aa! Ui! Aah! Janu I Am Sorry

[Premi]

Golu Ne Ek Baar Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Apne Dost Pappu Se Puchha

Golu: “Yaar, Bapu Har Note Mein Haste Kyu Hai, Dollar Ke Note Pe To Lincoln Nahi Hasta?”

Pappu Use Aankh Marte Hue: “Kyunki America Ki Aurtein Apne Blouse Mein Paise Nahi Rakhti"

[Premi]

Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“

[aragorn]

Duniya mein sabse pavitra cheez agar koi hai to woh hai aapka ling.


Yeh bahut hi vinamra hai. Hamesha jhuka raheta hai

Yeh bahut hi dayalu hai. Ladkiyon ki goad bharta hai

Yeh bahut hi sadgi pasand hai. Choti si guga mein raat guzarta hai.


Bahut hi aadarniya hai. Naari ko dekh ke khada ho jaata hai

Yeh farishta hai. Chahe jitna bhi modo, marodo, ismein se amrit hi nikal ta hai jis s e duniya chalti hai

agar aap ling dhari hai to iss message ko forward karen

[kalidas]

Teacher: "Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai..??"

Pappu Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..."Kya Bolti Tu..!!!"

[Budmaas]

Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?

Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.

Teacher: Aur bataao?

Girl : Bas saahab badiya, aap sunaao!

[sonia]

Originally Posted by kalidas

Teacher: "Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai..??"

Pappu Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..."Kya Bolti Tu..!!!"

Cute

[Budmaas]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

[sarv_shaktimaan]

cricket aur pet kharab hone me in kya similarity hai?

dhoni idhar bhi hai aur udhar bhi..

..heard it in comedy circus

[sgars]

Now some one saying that a state should be recognized for its contributions of 'Population' and 'Politicians' sure made me laugh.
Link
UP ignored in Padma awards, says Ram Gopal Yadav


PTI : Ghaziabad,, Sun Jan 27 2013, 03:04 hrs


Senior Samajwadi Party leader Ram Gopal Yadav today alleged that Uttar Pradesh had been repeatedly ignored while deciding on the recipients of Padma awards.

"UP contributes for around 20 per cent of the nation's population, but when it comes to deciding Padma awardees, the state is always ignored," Yadav said at a function here on the occasion of the Republic Day.
The SP leader said the state has played an important role in the nation's independence and has given some top politicians to the country.
"Until people of Uttar Pradesh are not included in the committee for the awards, the state will continue to face discrimination," he said.