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[swami]

सरकारी नाई ने बाल काटते समय कपिल सिब्बल से पूछा.. साहब यह स्विस बैंक वाला क्या लफड़ा है... सिब्बल चिल्लाये अबे तू बाल काट रहा है या इन्क्वारी कर रहा है .. ... नाई बोला सॉरी अब नहीं पूछूँगा... अगली बार नाई ने चिदम्बरम साहब से पूछा यह काला धन क्या होता है.. ...चिदम्बरम चिल्लाये और बोले तुम हमसे ये सावल क्यूँ पूछता है.. अगले दिन नाई से सी बी आई की टीम ने पूछताछ की... क्या तुम बाबा या अन्ना के एजेंट हो... नाई बोला नहीं साबजी.. तो फिर तुम बाल काटते वक़्त काग्रेस के नेताओं फालतू के सवाल क्यूँ करते हो..... नाई बोला साहब ना जाने क्यूँ स्विस बैंक और काले धन के नाम पर इन कांग्रेसियों के बाल खड़े हो जाते है और मुझे बाल काटने में आसानी हो जाती है....इसलिए पूछता रहता हूँ

[rationalthinker]

Two Profs. of English meet with a major accident.
One gasps: Jonathan, I'm done for.
The other grimaces: Harold, how dare you end a sentence with a preposition!

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by swami

Boy:I luv U
Tum duniya ki sab se khubsurat ladki ho.
Girl:Achcha, par tumhre piche mujse bhi hasin ladki khadi hai.
Boy pichhe dekhta hai, lekin waha koi nahi hota
Girl:Agar tum mujsee pyar karte to kabhi pichhe nahi dekhte.
I hate u.
MORAL:
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Moral woral kuchh nahi,bas Ladki jara tej nikli.
Par msg abhi baki hai mere dost.
Continue..
Boy: ok. Jaisi tumhari mrji, magar ab ye DIAMOND ring main kise dunga?
Girl:Lo! Ab main apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti.

Abe ye PJ mai kaayku daalaa....

[Diplomat]

[swami]

Biwi ne kurti utari sexy nazar se sardar ki taraf dekte huye salwar bhi utaar k boli : Pata hai na kya karna hai ?
Sardar : Ghanta,Mai raat ko kapde nahi dhounga.

[Kiranwadia]

THIS THREAD IS FOR REALLY PATHETIC PJs AND NOT A DUMP SITE FOR JOKES OTHERWISE AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET.

- ADMIN

[echarcha]

kiranwadia is one more avatar of the same old asshole sagar and other ids... banned.

[smellyfinger]

Originally Posted by echarcha

kiranwadia is one more avatar of the same old asshole sagar and other ids... banned.

That was a PJ

[AmthaLal]

Originally Posted by echarcha

kiranwadia is one more avatar of the same old asshole sagar and other ids... banned.

Now get ready to get emails from him, explaining the rules of internet and this site.

Also he will now evaluate this site and you and us MODs.

[echarcha]

Two hydrogen atoms walk in to a a bar, one says: "I've lost an electron". The other atom says "Are you sure?". To which the first replies: "Yes I'm positive."




A neutron walked into, potentially, the same bar bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

[Alibaba]

Originally Posted by aragorn

Sachin Tendulkar's Mother's name is "RAJNI TENDULKAR".



Do I need to say anything beyond this?

And his coach's name was Rama-"KANT"... Mother and Coach combined... Together we can and we shall do it!

[rationalthinker]

I think 'Hero' is actually of Indian, in fact Gujarati origin!
These Gujjus travel all over. So, centuries ago some Gujju family 'settled' in Britain. The 'son' must've been real good (intelligent,/ helpful,/ brave etc..; so every time he would do something 'great', his adoring mother must've had been rushing towards him crying 'maro hiro' (my diamond).
The native neighbours must have decided that 'hero' means brave, etc..
And that's how we got 'HERO".
Dhan ta dan!

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by rationalthinker

I think 'Hero' is actually of Indian, in fact Gujarati origin!
These Gujjus travel all over. So, centuries ago some Gujju family 'settled' in Britain. The 'son' must've been real good (intelligent,/ helpful,/ brave etc..; so every time he would do something 'great', his adoring mother must've had been rushing towards him crying 'maro hiro' (my diamond).
The native neighbours must have decided that 'hero' means brave, etc..
And that's how we got 'HERO".
Dhan ta dan!

Sick sick sick

[echarcha]

[Premi]

Teacher : where is the capital of India?
Student: in the Swiss banks.