Friday Special - Ultimate PJ for the entire week

[swami]

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Student:shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge ?

Student:dulhan !!!!

Teacher: IDIOT,mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student-bahu launga !!!!!!!

Teacher: stupid tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: hey bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak tisra nahi ho...!!!!!!......

[Anonymous]

copy/paste. excuse if a repeat.

LOVE STORY OF A SCIENCE STUDENT
i was in 10th
she was in 10th

i took Science.
She took Commerce

I was doing B.Tech
She got B.Com.

I was preparing for M.TECH entrance
She got married

I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children

I am doing PH.D
Her daughter is in 3rd std.

I got DOCTRATE
Her daughter passed 10th,

I have joined job.
Her daughter joined college.

The greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGMENT & her daughter is my FIANCEE.

AGLE JANAM Commerce lunga

[echarcha]

you!!

[echarcha]

Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”.

Mom said, “nai nai beti, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you.”

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by echarcha

Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”.

Mom said, “nai nai beti, he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you.”

. isnt the F-i-L thanking the S-i-L for the mishtake?

[Anonymous]

i thot i posted this earlier, xcuse if a repeat by self or otherwise

A young gal marries an old rich man.

Interviewer asks the girl: आपने इन में शादी के लायक क्या देखा?

Girl: एक तो इनकी income और दूसरे इनके दिन कम.

[aragorn]

What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

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Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

[Anonymous]

एक आदमी: आपकी बजे में कितने घडी?
दूसरा: नौने-पौ.

[aragorn]

Yeh PTV News Live hai,
































Aaiye khabron ka silsila shuru karte hain kal khele jaanewale match ke result se

[chitrala]

Originally Posted by aragorn

Yeh PTV News Live hai,


Aaiye khabron ka silsila shuru karte hain kal khele jaanewale match ke result se

[echarcha]

Originally Posted by aragorn

Yeh PTV News Live hai,
































Aaiye khabron ka silsila shuru karte hain kal khele jaanewale match ke result se

you!!!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by aragorn

Yeh PTV News Live hai,




Aaiye khabron ka silsila shuru karte hain kal khele jaanewale match ke result se

आइये बात करते है हमारे संवाद-दाता जो की इस समय net-practice कर रहे हैं.


हाँ तो अफरीदी जी बताएं, कल के लोर्ड्स टेस्ट में पाकिस्तान कितने रनों से जीतेगा?

[chitrala]

Originally Posted by Anonymous

आइये बात करते है हमारे संवाद-दाता जो की इस समय net-practice कर रहे हैं.


हाँ तो अफरीदी जी बताएं, कल के लोर्ड्स टेस्ट में पाकिस्तान कितने रनों से जीतेगा?

Haarega pai!!! not Jeetega.... Jeetegi to england team.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by chitrala

Haarega pai!!! not Jeetega.... Jeetegi to england team.

fix match bhi jitney nahi dogey

[Napolean]

Female cop( to a car driver) : Anything you say can and will be held against you.
Car Driver : Boobs.