India is Great : Population is 100 Crores now

[Budmaas]

The population of India is 100 crores.

But 19 crores are retired.
That leaves 81 crores do the work.

There are 25 crores in school, which leaves 56 crores to do the work.
Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government, leaving 34 crores to do the work.
4 crores are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crores to do the work.

Take away from above total the 20 crores people who work for State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!) and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
Total unemployed are 8 crores and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout
the country.

That leaves just 2 people to do the work.......
You and me!!!

And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails.
So I am the only person in our country who is working!
And that's why India is surviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job
Because, for a change, I want to rest.
And I don't want India to suffer because of that.

[Alibaba]

Good one..

[Budmaas]

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.
Chitragupt: Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo
ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.


Hi! Need one girl to marry... Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS

And The last one...
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

[Alibaba]

All these are smses.. old ones but good!!