Desi jhagda needs Desi police

[SimpleHuman]

Last weekend I went to see Hindi movie… no specific plan thought of just watching any hindi movie… ended up watch Dhoom :P

Well the real Dhoom came during interval, same univsal cause of majority of fight around us yes… larki ke maamle me kuch lafda huwa… dono party gujrati thi.. fultu nautanki challo… taari maa ni.. taari bhen ki and what not!

Now the real comedy was when two gora police waal turned up to calm down the situation… ab yeah dono party aik dosre ko fultu gujrati me chalo.. aur bechare dono police ki koi sun hi nahi raha…

Idhar peecho baajo se meri jaisi public.. teyl me ghee daalne ka kaam kar rahi thi

Aakhir dono gori police ne apne aik desi mamu (police) ko bulwaya… can you imagine what he did?

Aate hi bola… kya natak laga rakha ha.. agar India hota to abhi tak police tum dono ke kaan ke neeche bajati… dono se hajar hajar rupia leti… sukar karo yeah Toronto hai.. abhi chup chap idhar se niklo ya phir zameen pe gira ke hatkadi lagwani hai

Dono ki phati aur public bhi wapis ulte paoo… the way this desi guy took care of sitiatuon was realy realy funny

Any one else witnessed some desi police in action?

[AmthaLal]

Originally posted by SimpleHuman

Aate hi bola… kya natak laga rakha ha.. agar India hota to abhi tak police tum dono ke kaan ke neeche bajati… dono se hajar hajar rupia leti… sukar karo yeah Toronto hai.. abhi chup chap idhar se niklo ya phir zameen pe gira ke hatkadi lagwani hai

Good...Served those a$$holes right treatment.

Because of this kindaa jhagadaapatti I don't go to theaters to see hindi movies. Have seen 4 times here in chicago and twice in NJ and heard of numerous times. Even some movie theaters discontinued screening Indian movies due to these.

[DesiBaba]

ROFL

HA HA HA

even i've witnessed such desi police action..but in India that too against moi

details later,abhi thoRa busy hoon!

[DesiBaba]

okHaY okHay..security on mah d1ck b1tch i dont give a phuk

hurr goes..

i arrive in mah brand new maruti 800 outside Bhavans college,andheri,Bombay and park mah car right outside this small "hut" kindda thingy..

psst..i didnt have no drivin license that tyme

since i wanst sho as to whether i wuz supposed ta park out thurr i decide ta check it out with tha security guard standin outside tha colleges gate..

me: abay gaadi andar laa sakta hoon kya ki udhar hi rehnay doon jhopday kay paas?

watchman: abay andar laa bahut jaga hai

so basically i turn around ta retrace mah steps..and wha do i see?? a big phukin police van standin BANG next ta mah car !!

and at least 40 to 50 people had gathered and shit..

i start shittin bricks in mah pants..

slowly but steadily i walk towards mah car..as i approach tha crows,hawaldaars start lookin at me..meri to bahut fatti!!! but i said phuk it..i get inot mah car and start it..

hawaldar: aye chaiyla saheb hyaala pakda..haach ghyeun aalaa asnaar thyaana
(subtitles: sir sir catch hold of this guy..he mus be tha 1 who got them goondas ova hurr and now he is runnin away)

meri to bahut bahut fatti...

tha inspector runs towards me with a revolver in his hand

inspector: aye tujhi aaila kuthay paltoss (where tha fukk ya runnin?)

now i was a teenager and shit,so i was lyke:

me: arrey yaar main to yahan list main mera naam dekhnay aaya tha..

inspector : yaar?? kiska yaar? u know what u r talkin or not?? u dont know how to talk with respect??

me: sorry sir sorry sir...

inspector: shut up..now come out of the car i 'll have to do the inquiry



man..i almost shat in mah pants..no license..underage bugger..without mah dads knowledge i had taken tha brand new car out i was lyke fukk yaar..aaj to fasey..

i stand next to a hawaaldar:

me: sir , i was not involved in this sir,i dont know whats happenin (hindi mein bola)

hawaaldar: main kuch nahi kar sakta..badey saab nay pakda hai tumko

i was lyke FUKK BOSS..

but by tha grace of God and tha good karma of mah parentz,that inspector walked up to tha 3 goondas he had caught in that van and asked them whether they had come with me..and they were like " no sir" ( i assume sumin lyke that must have transpired)

inspector comes and says "aata pal ithun" (run away from here now)


main to gaadi main jo baitha aur jo bhaaga ki jab tak ghar pahuncha,rear view mein dekhnay ki himmat tak nahin hui..

[Xandu]

LOL.

Desi thulla knows exactly how to handle it.

But this is one thing I've noticed happen at clubs sometimes. Some desi despos resort to our India style 'eve teasing' when their approach gets rejected by a girl. And funnily enough, its more so been the case that these losers were canadian ABCD guys.

kya 49th parallel ke uttari taraf ke hawa mei kuch hai kya?

X

[Charchila]

Originally posted by DesiBaba
inspector comes and says "aata pal ithun" (run away from here now)

They must have told the inspector that you're a Bhai ka aadmi (Sanjay or Salman, pick one... dono dangerous )

[DesiBaba]

Originally posted by Charchila
They must have told the inspector that you're a Bhai ka aadmi (Sanjay or Salman, pick one... dono dangerous )

yaar during those days i used ta look lyke a bhola bhaala seedha saadha bachcha

luckily nuttin else happened..nahi to enquiry kay bahanay mast peltay