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Old June 11th, 2014, 08:18 AM
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Old June 11th, 2014, 09:17 AM
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Old June 12th, 2014, 11:27 AM
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hahahahah.. bottom 2 pics are the funniest

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Old June 12th, 2014, 09:08 PM
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SAY YOUR PRAYERS ONLY IN ENGLISH

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.

Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

By the time the ambulance pulled into his home, he had expired.

His wife came out and screamed at the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'

They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

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Old June 12th, 2014, 09:25 PM
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FUCK YOU.

Have you people no shame? No sense of gratitude? Is this the way to show your respects? Do you know he is? Have some respect for person whose Indian and Italian side of both families serve Indians free of charge.

I am sure you have complete series of him "trying to jump over dirty nalla" pic ... as if you have never slipped or fallen on your arse. Why don't you just post next pic of this series and get it over with. I am sick of this daily shit.

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I am sure you have complete series of him "trying to jump over dirty nalla" pic ... Why don't you just post next pic of this series and get it over with.
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Pleeeeease ...
the one on centre of screen right corner ...
jumping ... please post next pic of the series.
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दूर से देखने पर तो यही लगता था ... 'वाह! वहाँ क्या मजा होता होगा!'
बुरे फसें 'मजाल', आ कर जन्नत में ... हमने तो सोचा था, कुछ नया होता होगा!
Stupid opinions ... all mine ... worth 2 cents ... you can have for free with a pinch of salt.
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Old July 22nd, 2014, 03:32 AM
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Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: "Sir I have two openings for you...!"

I replied : Yes. I know

There was a long silence and then she said..... M@darch0d.

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Old July 22nd, 2014, 04:06 AM
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एक लड़की की टी-शर्ट पर आगे लिखा हुआ था।
सिर्फ सोचने से नहीं,
सिर्फ देखने से नहीं,
कुछ करने से बड़े होते है,
इंसान।



संता जब छोटा था तो हमेशा स्कूल में उसको गलतियों की वजह से मार पड़ती रहती थी।

एक दिन होमवर्क ना करने की वजह से टीचर उसे डांट रहा था।

टीचर: "सच-सच बता होमवर्क क्यूँ नहीं किया, नहीं तो चड्डी उतार के मारूंगा"

संता ने बड़े भोलेपन से जवाब दिया।

संता: "सर, जब गलती मेरी है फिर आप क्यों चड्डी उतारोगे?"



एक बार गाँव में बूढों को पढ़ाने की गवर्नमेंट ने स्कीम चलाई।

एक क्लास में टीचर पढ़ाने लगा और बोला: "ए से एप्पल, बी से बोल, सी से कैट"

लेकिन वो बेचारे समझ नहीं पा रहे थे तो टीचर ने देहाती तरीके से पढाना ठीक समझा और पढाना शुरू किया।

टीचर बोला: "ए से अरशद की माँ, बी से बेगम की माँ, ऍम से महमूद की माँ, एन से नसरुद्दीन की माँ, जे से जाहिद की माँ"

ऐसे ही पढ़ा कर एक दिन टेस्ट लेने की सोची, टीचर ने बोर्ड पर डब्लू लिखकर एक को खड़ा करके पूछा।

टीचर: "बताओ ये क्या है?"

एक उठा और बोला: "जी ये लग तो महमूद की माँ रही है लेकिन इसकी तो कोई टांगों को उल्टा कर गया"





1 हिजड़े ने VIA-GRA खा ली

थोड़ी देर बाद हिचकी के साथ गोली बाहर आ गई

और उसपर लिखा था

"Unsupported file
Hardware not found"

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Ques: Why does it take more than a million sperms to Fertilize one Egg?

Ans:
1) Female Ego...
Rejection without Reason!

2) Male Ego...
Won't Ask For Directions!
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Sixer of the day,....

Aamir Khan removes clothes to promote his movie ...
Sunny Leone wears clothes to Promote hers .
# Salman Khan - Ek tha Tiger - 200 crores
# Srk- Chennai Express - 250 crores
# Aamir khan - Dhoom 3 - 300 crores
# Suzanne - No movie - 400 crores


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Sixer of the day,....

Aamir Khan removes clothes to promote his movie ...
Sunny Leone wears clothes to Promote hers .
# Salman Khan - Ek tha Tiger - 200 crores
# Srk- Chennai Express - 250 crores
# Aamir khan - Dhoom 3 - 300 crores
# Suzanne - No movie - 400 crores


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Jangh-mohan....hey Suzanne kaun chidiya hai?
Hritik roshan's wife..she has demanded 400crore as alimony
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^^ aare yaar dhurandhar,.. tune toh jokes ka saara maza hi
kir-kira kar diya,....

dat's da hottest topic now-a-days.



....... that movie gonna make him bring on da road naked,... ( divorce and alimony chapter )


You need to study this Hrithik's g-mail account, after he was fakked up by Suzzane, so dearly and so royally. Lol
http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2014/0...es-in-alimony/


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Pk का पोस्टर तमाचा है कुछ लोगो के मुँह पर ।पोस्टर
को देख कर मुझ में हिम्मत आई हैं कि चलो कोई और
भी तो है जो नंगा हो सकता है मैं
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