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Old November 23rd, 2013, 10:43 AM
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Fowarded...Jokes.!

Post the jokes you got in your whatsap or email forwarded to you from your friends, acquaintances etc..

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Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola.

Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye.

Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko.

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi.

Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K.

Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai, itni si baat ke liye tune Rajnikanth ko bula liya....
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Old November 23rd, 2013, 08:09 PM
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HA HA HA. Good one..
A little difficult to decide whether the climax was funnier or the build-up to it.
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Old November 23rd, 2013, 11:37 PM
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Old November 24th, 2013, 05:55 AM
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Old November 24th, 2013, 06:18 AM
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1980- Suhagrat ke pahle dulhan ko uski saheli kyaa sikhati thi?
Chillana mat, wo jo kare karne dena.








2013- Jor se chillana, taaki usko lage ki opening batsman wohi hai.
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1980- Suhagrat ke pahle dulhan ko uski saheli kyaa sikhati thi?
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2013- Jor se chillana, taaki usko lage ki opening batsman wohi hai.
It's more like 'Jor se chillana "Marital rape!!!"'
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Old November 25th, 2013, 02:30 AM
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Ek Acident huaa..
Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi..

Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil
raha tha!
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Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi
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Pappu dimaag laga kar zorr se bola Ye mera BAAP
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Bheed pichhe hati..
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Talking Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

EC threads effect you more than you know ... did you know that?

This is not a joke. Happened to a good friend (from foreign) during his last years trip here in India. He was tired, exhausted, and irritated ... who wouldn't be after almost 17 hours of flights and waits at the airports.

He walks to the hotel desk ... some guy in full suit from behind the desk greeted him very nicely and very respectfully ...


"Good evening Sir ... welcome to Ram Bharose Hotel ... do you have reservation?

My friend was not thinking when he replied back ... "Do I look like a dalit to you?"



It didn't go too well. First thing he did next day morning was to get out of the hotel. First thing he did from new hotel was call travel agency owned by one of his friends to inquire about all the flights out of town. He gave travel agent instructions to bring ticket to the airport in case if he had to rush out of town in a hurry.

He was just joking ... bit insensitive but still he didn't mean it.
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Old November 27th, 2013, 02:50 AM
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Women always need a reason,season,mood,emotion,comfort etc.to be happy

Men are not like that,they are very simple:They just need a woman!!
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Old November 27th, 2013, 02:53 AM
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Saying "love you too" after your WIFE says "I love u" is like saying "jai mata di" After u hear "jor se bolo" and its mandatory....
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Thumbs up You are in Punjab When...

The one who drives faster than you gets: Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa saale de....

The one who drives slower than you gets: Gaddi chalauni aundi ni.. Par laini zaroor aa...

And finally the one who drives equal to you: Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!! 
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very old and why a whole thread for this when we have another for whatsapp jokes and all?
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