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Old February 19th, 2010, 08:28 PM
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Smile CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

Film makers start out with best of intentions ... lack of financial resources (budgetary constraints) often force them to cut corners ... ending up with mere skeleton of what once was a grand vision to awards nite.

You watch those films not for brilliance ... rather for total lack of it. Films made so badly ... so badly ... you are forced to enjoy for just being able to smile at predicaments of makers of the film.

In my view, for a badly made film to reach status of CULT CLASSIC ... it has to have everything, everything, which you do not expect in a film. Film has to suck and suck it to your satisfaction ... budget, story, screenplay, dialogues, performers, direction, background music, locations, stage ... all must suck, suck, suck, and suck. Suck so good that you are forced to spread your legs wide, relax and let film suck you well and good. Really. No jokes.

Films like "What Is Your Rashi" do not qualify for simple reason. Idiots behind this torture of a shit didn't lack money nor the talent. Lack of respect for film-goers and total waste of resources is more like it, RASHI was.

Most enjoyable CULT CLASSIC worst movies in my list has to be all made by Edward Wood, Hollywood. "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE" being the best of them all ... the BEST (WORST) of the WORST movies ever made. Watch it. You will feel good. Does your ego lot of good to know that there are in Bollywood and Hollywood ... people more stupider than you.

I have watched about 30 minutes of Indian film SUHAGRAT SE PAHLE.I have a strong feeling this film will qualify for my list, once I am finished watching it. In my list of cult classic worst ... what it really means is ... I will be enjoying film more than once and often.

Please do suggest some from your own ... that is if you do keep a list to watch on a rainy day.
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watch '' Jaane bhi do yaaron '' starring naseeruddin shah
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

Anand
Anubhav (Shekhar Suman one)
Deewar
Hukumat (started a whole genre of Garam Dharam movies)
Roti (Old one, 1940s)
Roti (New one, 1970s)
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

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Anand
Anubhav (Shekhar Suman one)
Deewar
Hukumat (started a whole genre of Garam Dharam movies)
Roti (Old one, 1940s)
Roti (New one, 1970s)
Tantu is asking for the worst movies which are considered classics...
Janne Bhi and Anand are real classics.

I hated but I liked
Mughal-e-Aazam... too loud(in all deptt.)
Devdas(Bhansaali's)... total crap
Gunda (Mithun's)... unbelievable, hilarious
Lage raho munnabhai: nothing new about it... emotional overdose
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Tantu is asking for the worst movies which are considered classics...
Janne Bhi and Anand are real classics.

I hated but I liked
Mughal-e-Aazam... too loud(in all deptt.)
Devdas(Bhansaali's)... total crap
Gunda (Mithun's)... unbelievable, hilarious
Lage raho munnabhai: nothing new about it... emotional overdose
I disagree. I do not have time to read and understand the crap that Badripaadsa pai posts all the time... I just went by the title. First 2 words... cult classics. Cult classics do not have to be bad movies... just movies that have started a trend.

As far as bad movies... Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron was really a badly made movie.. so it can still be a cult classic as per your definition
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

Not sure if this classifies as a cult classic but Biwi No 1...I hate such kind of movies where one makes pathetic jokes about having an extra marital relationship.

Same theme movie like No Entry is also in my top 10 cult list.
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The Hero - Love Story of a Spy
Apne
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

dont know what qualifies as a cult classic in this thread.

movies
which made my head go spinning,
which literally forced me to sit in the theater bcoz i paid something & wanted my tashrif to be on the soft cushion for the entire duration,
which did not even allow me to sleep bcoz i wondered if something worse could follow in the next scene
drona
kambhakt ishq
bewafa
infact whats ur rashee is way too less worse than the above 3. it did let me take few naps.
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Musafir
The Hero - Love Story of a Spy
Apne
Lol... you are right... really bad movies but enjoy good following among certain sections of junta. ++
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

One film comes to mind as the worst ever made in Bollywood. People watched the movie just to see how bad it was ....

And the winner is ...

Amitabh and Zeenat Aman in ...


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BOOM

Have never seen a worse movie.
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

Jaani Dushman ( 2002 version)
http://www.thehotspotonline.com/movi.../JaaniDush.htm

I doubt any movie can beat this one.
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Re: CULT CLASSICS! Worst films ever made in Bollywood & Hollywood

I haven't seen any of the films in your lists except Mughal-e-Azam in FFWD. Decent film, I thought. Great songs. Good Dialogues. Good over all performance. Wasn't Anand a super hit?

Lekin- pasand apni apni khayal apna apna.

Definition for me is simple, film has to suck so bad that you just cant help but let it keep sucking you till the end. Bad and yet you won't mind another session if not soon. Most of Dara Singh's 60s and 70s movies qualify. TARZAN IN DELHI being the best of Dara Singh's worst. SUHAGRAT SE PAHLE is my latest entry.

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watch '' Jaane bhi do yaaron '' starring naseeruddin shah

Rakhiji I do apologize to you for repeated use of the word. I am Sorry. I am under treatment. It will take a few more worst films to over-come What Is Your Rashi. "Its good you came to me before this film could do you more harm" is what doctor said.


Oh yeh. Some members suggested JBDY being a comedy. I couldn't watch more than few minutes. It was a bloody boring film. I won't let this film suck me, not even if my mouth was dry and vaseline bottle empty. Not this film.

To enjoy badly sucking movies, one has to know what great sucking is like. One has to have class, experience, and a connoisseur to know the difference. To be in my classic worst, film has to suck so bad that I am forced to relax and ENJOY FOR A CHANGE!

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Oh yeh. Some members suggested JBDY being a comedy. I couldn't watch more than few minutes. It was a bloody boring film. I won't let this film suck me, not even if my mouth was dry and vaseline bottle empty. Not this film.


tantuji ,you haven't seen the mahabharat scene of the film........one of the greatest comedy scenes.......will fill you with tears of laughter.......
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Red Swastik. If you can watch it past first 30 minutes you are in for an award! It has Sherlyn Chopra. I watched it purely to see this oomph woman. I had seen this woman in one of Taki Sawant's parody videos and so it made me curious. This movie is available on youtube officially. www.youtube.com/movies and then filter for Bollywood.
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