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Old July 11th, 2012, 03:53 PM
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What's wrong with BabuRao

What the hell is wrong with my baburao ? Damn it sit down boy............ Went to take a dump in office restroom and stoopid moron stood up while I was on the bowl. I could not get up..............

Saala kept me up all night as a result my wife was cursing me in morning. She was so tired going to work...........

Now, why do you have to stand erect in morning, that too in office , in Bathroom ......

Do you think I am going to touch you in office bathroom ........ George Micheal samaj ke rakha hai kya .......
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Old July 11th, 2012, 04:10 PM
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Re: What's wrong with BabuRao

Enjoy it while it breaths its last ... bujhne se pehle, aakhri saans lete hue diya bahut fadfadata he.

There are remedies but not appropriate to suggest ... you're a veg. Only other thing I can think of is to use it as often you can even if it doesn't want to be used.

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What the hell is wrong with my baburao ? Damn it sit down boy............ Went to take a dump in office restroom and stoopid moron stood up while I was on the bowl. I could not get up..............

Saala kept me up all night as a result my wife was cursing me in morning. She was so tired going to work...........

Now, why do you have to stand erect in morning, that too in office , in Bathroom ......

Do you think I am going to touch you in office bathroom ........ George Micheal samaj ke rakha hai kya .......
Eat lot of soyabeans....it will lower your testosterone a bit
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You could have tried using ice cold water on it .
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Enjoy it while it breaths its last ... bujhne se pehle, aakhri saans lete hue diya bahut fadfadata he.

There are remedies but not appropriate to suggest ... you're a veg. Only other thing I can think of is to use it as often you can even if it doesn't want to be used.

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Eat lot of soyabeans....it will lower your testosterone a bit
Arre nahin baba its not like what it was when I was 20 but suddenly finds life in day time that too in bathroom...... Its got a mind of its own.......
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Old July 11th, 2012, 05:12 PM
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You could have tried using ice cold water on it .
Abe stall main cold water kahan le laaon ? You want me to wash it standing up in basin ?
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You have to talk to him - tell him to sit down and be calm.It should work.
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What the hell is wrong with my baburao ? Damn it sit down boy............ Went to take a dump in office restroom and stoopid moron stood up while I was on the bowl. I could not get up..............

Saala kept me up all night as a result my wife was cursing me in morning. She was so tired going to work...........

Now, why do you have to stand erect in morning, that too in office , in Bathroom ......

Do you think I am going to touch you in office bathroom ........ George Micheal samaj ke rakha hai kya .......
I'm sure you took extra Viagra. Dont worry your cholesterol will take over soon and the large amounts of estrogen that you've built up will bring you back to your normal self without delay.

I can understand that you are not used to erections since such a long time that you are feeling compelled to broadcast your achievement on EC. congrats anyways it is indeed a rare occasion!
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You have to talk to him - tell him to sit down and be calm.It should work.

true that. but do it in private. otherwise, onlookers would generally think that u r talking to yourself.

imagine, in a meeting room, dirty suddenly stands up and says: "Why are you troubling me? I am in a meeting, you should understand. Can we take this up later? Please?" that would solve the matter but the meeting will have to be rescheduled for a later date&time.
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That is what happens when your wife wants more and slips a blue pill in your Kesar Milk that you drink every night.
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Old July 12th, 2012, 10:25 AM
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true that. but do it in private. otherwise, onlookers would generally think that u r talking to yourself.

imagine, in a meeting room, dirty suddenly stands up and says: "Why are you troubling me? I am in a meeting, you should understand. Can we take this up later? Please?" that would solve the matter but the meeting will have to be rescheduled for a later date&time.
Thanks for the advice because I did start talking to Baburao in meeting , it was very intresting conversation .........

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That is what happens when your wife wants more and slips a blue pill in your Kesar Milk that you drink every night.
I hate mik , in fact I am on lactose free diet. I am now drinking Silk Almond milk.... I dont need pill. IN fact my doc told me blood pressure medication has same effect and I have been taking the mdication for few years ( Heriditery , no need to jump and hump me ) . Maybe thats waht is causing the blood to rush other areas at wrong time ......
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You have to talk to him - tell him to sit down and be calm.It should work.

Wonder if thats what the songwriter meant when he wrote - "main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein karte hain"..
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Poetic liberty.....every famous song/poem/nursery rhymes are sexually derived.
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Poetic liberty.....every famous song/poem/nursery rhymes are sexually derived.
Of course ! Like

Mary had a little Lamb

Ba BA Black Sheep

Mera Jeevan Kora Kagaz ..........
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IN fact my doc told me blood pressure medication has same effect and I have been taking the mdication for few years ( Heriditery , no need to jump and hump me ) . Maybe thats waht is causing the blood to rush other areas at wrong time ......
Fire that doctor and get the facts from here.

http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/medicine-ed

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