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Old June 9th, 2006, 08:31 PM
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Robert Lingam I. P. S (Vijayakanth) visits Madurai to deliver a lecture incollege about public safety. The head pujari of Meenakshi temple is murdered. He was stabbed to death, but before dying he lies down in the robotic break dance position next to a shiva lingam, the message clearlybeing "call robert lingam". He had also smashed the breasts of a goddessstatue and hung a bell with a chain from her hip. Also clutched in his handis the Congress party manifesto with the 49 reservation for OBCs underlinedwith his blood.

Pujari's grand daughter Mahalakshmi (Sneha) had just returned from USA with a degree in cryptology, symbology, singing and group-dance. She cuts short her weekend trip to Chennai and returns to Madurai upon the murder. She meets Commissioner Lingam at the murder site and together embark to solve the murder and in the process "witness the biggest cover up in Hindu history".

"My 'Thaatha' used to insist that me and my brother play hide and seek inside the temple", said Mahalakshmi. "Why the congress manifesto? Whyt he underlining on the reservation part? Was your thaatha going to lose hisjob as head-priest to an OBC candidate?", puzzled look on Lingam's face withknit eyebrows.

"Thaatha always said reservation was plain bull shit"

"What?"

"Bull shit - very rarely he used english but whenever this topic used tocome up, he wud use that term".

Lingam's eyes lit up. "That's the clue...yes, bull shit, oh jesus how did i miss that", excited he clutches Mahalakshmi's wrist as they bolt out of the murder scene.


"Where is the biggest Nandi bull statue in this temple complex?"

"by theeast gate"

"Let's go"................. Lingam put his hand into the orifice which was the asshole of the Nandi bull statue. His fingers felt the cold touch of an ancient palm leaf.

Pulling it out Lingam attempted to read underthe flickering light of the solitary lamp post nearby.

Neatly written in outdated tamil script were the lines, "Kai Anchu, Vaai Nooru Periya bookukule oru chinna book"

"Ah", Lingam sighed. "What does it mean?"

"I have heard both these lines before... but in a very different context" Lingam looked skywards for some divine intervention to help him solve this newclue.

Towering into the skyline in front of him as dawn was breaking, was the tallgopuram of the temple. Quickly turning around, a smile danced on
Lingam'slips as his sight fell on all the five towers.

"The five towers, phallicsymbols... the five Pandava brothers, We need to get to a library, I need tosee the original copy of the Kama sutra", "this early in the morning?" asked Mahalakshmi as they hurried towards Lingam's jeep.

As their jeep hurtled towards the town library, Lingam explained, " Few temples in India are famous for their erotic art and architecture. The kings built those to encourage population growth. For centuries, there has been rumours of asecret society that guarded a secret behind such art and symbols, a secretso powerful that if revealed would shake the very foundations of conservative culture."




COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU.... WITNESS THE GREATEST COVER UP IN HINDUHISTORY A SECRET SO DEVASTATING THAT IF REVEALED COULD LEAD TO EVEN MORECATACLISMIC POPULATION EXPLOSION..... WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS PIECE OF INDIANLITERATURE ORIGINALLY PART OF THE GREATEST EPIC POEM EVER WRITTEN? WERE THEMEN AND WOMEN OF THE KAMASUTRA THE SAME GODS AND GODDESSES GLORIFIED INANCIENT TEXTS? CONTINUING WITH THE MODERN INDIAN TRADITION OF BLATANTLYAPING THE WEST.... A. M. RATNAM PRESENTS CAPTAIN in THE DA MACHI CODE 'SO CORNY A DARK MAN' PONGAL 2007 _


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Mahalakshmi’s thaatha (grandfather) was right Saar… Reservation is plain Bull shit.

We should oppose this movie Saar. It would spill out the beans of our great population.
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wah guru! robert lingam is secular
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Old June 12th, 2006, 11:47 AM
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Now the Punjabi version
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that was too funny seth.. HAHAHAHAHA.. good one
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