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I got this in the email. Hope it never turns out to be true, but you never know. Ambdkar defecated over the Constitution 50 plus years ago and we are still unable to wipe it away. The current mood of all political parties to enforce this horrible 'cancerous piles and fistula disease' of reservation in private sector just might tear India another a$s-hole

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Diary of a Non-Obc Man
An excerpt from Emcees diary exactly 50 years from now

Ahmedabad, 30 April 2056: I attended the bash at the IIM-OBC Alumni Association to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the reservation of seats for OBCs (Other Backward Castes) in IIMs. Since Im not an OBC, I was not supposed to attend, but at present, we MBFCs (Moderately Backward Forward Castes) together with the Non-Scheduled Tribes have a political alliance with the OBCs. We sipped champagne and talked about how so many of us had progressed from reserved seats in the IIMs to reserved jobs to reserved promotions. Unfortunately, the party broke up when a Non-scheduled Tribes faculty member objected to the OBCs dancing with all the pretty girls he wanted equal opportunities for every caste at each dance. I pointed out that the Non-scheduled Tribes had exceeded the quota of champagne reserved for them. The party ended in a pitched caste battle.

1) May 2056: Today, I became president of the IIM Board of Directors. Under the present rotating presidency system, a member of each caste is made the president by turn. When it was the turn of the MBFCs for president, they had to choose me because Im the only MBFC on the campus. True, Im only the campus dhobi, but then every caste must be given an equal opportunity. All those centuries of oppression by the OSBFCs (Only Slightly Backward Forward Castes) and the OFCs (Other Forward Castes) must be rectified. I hope to restore the high standards at IIM I overheard some foreigners calling it the Indian Institute of Morons, the other day.


2) May 2056: Theyve announced the cricket team for the series against Australia. I was overjoyed when they chose an MBFC man as captain. But my hopes were dashed when I realised he was a Most Backward Forward Caste and not a Moderately Backward Forward Caste. The selection committee lamented that it was gross discrimination that no member from the Jarowa tribe (the Stone Age tribe in the
Andamans) had ever found a place in the Indian cricket team. A squad has since been dispatched to the Andamans to capture a Jarowa tribal to play in the national team. I hope he will improve their performance they had an innings defeat against the Maldives recently. I would have played myself except for the fact that I lost a leg some years ago when I was in hospital with a toothache and a doctor recruited through the Unscheduled Caste quota extracted my leg instead of my tooth.


3) May 2056: There are too many NFCs (Neo-Forward castes) in the IT business. Under the terms of the Business Reservation Act, their firms will now be taken over by the other castes. I hope they will be able to restore the Indian IT industry back to its former glory. For some unfathomable reason, it has gone down the drain after job reservations were implemented. I went for a movie featuring star actor Mungeri Ram. He may lack teeth, be four-feet-three and have hair growing out of his nose, but this year its the turn of the EBC-RYs (Extremely Backward Caste-Rural Yokels) to be stars and Mungeri Ram is the best of the lot. I wonder why foreign movies have become so popular.

4) May 2056: A truly great day. We now have an OFBMBC (Other Forward But Moderately Backward Caste) general as the Head of the Armed Forces. I hope hell be able to win back the territory we lost ever since reservations were implemented in the Army. Since then, the north has been taken by Pakistan, the North-east by China, the east by Bangladesh and the south by Sri Lanka and the Maldives. Only last winter, we lost the war against Bhutan and free India is now limited to the western coastal states. But Im sure the OFBMBC general will turn the tide.

5) May 2056: My wife and I have been blessed with a bonny daughter. Since my wifes an SBBNSBC (Slightly Backward But Not So Backward Caste), my daughter will be an MBFC-SBBNSBC. I must lobby for reservation for her caste. Shes the only member and Im sure she has a great future.
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49.5% reservation in IITs and IIMs!


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Human Resources Minister Arjun Singh recently announced the government's intention to increase the reservation in government-regulated education institutions like IITs and IIMs. The move is causing widespread unrest among the students. If implemented, the new policy would take the overall reservation in the Central government-funded higher education institutions to 49.5% from the current 22.5%, for SC/ST students!!!
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Re: Diary of a Non-Obc Man

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May 2056: My wife and I have been blessed with a bonny daughter. Since my wifes an SBBNSBC (Slightly Backward But Not So Backward Caste), my daughter will be an MBFC-SBBNSBC. I must lobby for reservation for her caste. Shes the only member and Im sure she has a great future
Hmmm..2056, fifty years from now, assuming the guy is now 25, he will be what 75? and blessed with a Bonny girl....and I hope his wife will be blessed with a mention in the guiness book too
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Folks,

I got this in the email. Hope it never turns out to be true, but you never know. Ambdkar defecated over the Constitution 50 plus years ago and we are still unable to wipe it away. The current mood of all political parties to enforce this horrible 'cancerous piles and fistula disease' of reservation in private sector just might tear India another a$s-hole :

3) May 2056: There are too many NFCs (Neo-Forward castes) in the IT business. Under the terms of the Business Reservation Act, their firms will now be taken over by the other castes. I hope they will be able to restore the Indian IT industry back to its former glory. For some unfathomable reason, it has gone down the drain after job reservations were implemented. I went for a movie featuring star actor Mungeri Ram. He may lack teeth, be four-feet-three and have hair growing out of his nose, but this year its the turn of the EBC-RYs (Extremely Backward Caste-Rural Yokels) to be stars and Mungeri Ram is the best of the lot. I wonder why foreign movies have become so popular.


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Both Raghuvir and Rajpal Yadav have made it big...hell, they didn't even need reservations...OBC/EBC folks can learn a lot from these two
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