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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:17 AM
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Jat kee Advice ....

Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."

Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:20 AM
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Hanumaan Jaat Thaa ...

Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:23 AM
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Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke Jaat se rasta bujhan lagya.
Jaat bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."

Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Jat bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:26 AM
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Jaat kee presence of Mind .....

Ek mota sa Jaat ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,
"Re Jaat kay chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"

Jaat kaa bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:29 AM
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Rohtak kee bus

Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"
O bolya, "Dilli jagi".

Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."

Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:32 AM
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One Jatt (Sikh Jaat) Farmer to Another Jatt ( Sikh Jaat)

Jatt teri matt mari gayi,
majh bech ghodi layi,
doodh pinda, ghyo khanda,
hunn lidh chukni payi.
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:34 AM
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An Accident of Maruti with a Truck

Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,
"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le."
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Old March 14th, 2003, 11:36 AM
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Exclamation IMPORTANT NOTICE TO THE ECHARCHANS ....

Please note that the above jokes are only meant to depict the outspoken and earthy nature of Haryanavi humor. There is no deliberate attempt to poke fun at any religion, religious practice, caste, creed or person.
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Once a village Jaatni was travelling by bus to her village from Meerut .Along with her was her small baby in her lap. Following is the conversation which took place between her and the bus conductor when she bought only one ticket from the conductor .


Conductor :- Yoh bacchay kaa tikut kyu naa lay ree

Jaatni: Yoh toh abhi chucchi peevay hai .

Conductor :- Chucchi toh iskaa baap bhee peevay hai , uskaa bhee naa liyaa karay tikut .



* THIS IS A REAL INCIDENT WITNESSED BY MY COUSIN IN MEERUT . *
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Once a village Jaatni was travelling by bus to her village from Meerut .Along with her was her small baby in her lap. Following is the conversation which took place between her and the bus conductor when she bought only one ticket from the conductor .


Conductor :- Yoh bacchay kaa tikut kyu naa lay ree

Jaatni: Yoh toh abhi chucchi peevay hai .

Conductor :- Chucchi toh iskaa baap bhee peevay hai , uskaa bhee naa liyaa karay tikut .



* THIS IS A REAL INCIDENT WITNESSED BY MY COUSIN IN MEERUT . *
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Old April 8th, 2003, 03:12 PM
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One real life bus incident.

Not haryanavi.. but hyderabaadi.

I used to work in a place called shamshaabad. From there I used to take a bus to mehdipatnam and from there to secundrabad station. The bus number for the mehdipatnam to secundrabad was 5.

So our company van droped me and my friend at Mehdipatnam and we saw a number 5 depart the bus stop. It was double decker and moving slowly. We both ran and boarded the running bus.

The conductor came to us and said ok where to.. we said secundrabad.. He says.. bus depo jaraa miyaan.. station nai jare hum.

I asked the conductor.. Piche station jaare likhe so hai naa yaaron

He replied.. aadmi ko muh dekh ke pichante ki gand dekh ke..

Aage depo jaare bolke likhe so hai..

We both friends laughed so hard on that one.. He let us off at the next stop on the way and we caught another bus. But even this day we laugh thinking of this incident.
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bus ki baat chal hi rahi hai to ye lo eik

do bachche baatain kar rahe the

ek- bus male hai ki female

doosra- female

pehla- kaise

doosra- kyonki sab uss par chadte hain

pehla - to woh pregnent kyon nahin hoti

doosra- kyonki sab peechhe se chadte hain

pehla- par driver aur conductor to aage se chadte hain na phir

doosra- dummy woh topi pahan kar chadte hain

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Ek bar ek shahri adami apne dost ke sath uske gam mein aaya hua tha. Usko shikar karne ka bhi shauk tha. Ek din usne ghumte hue ek tittar (a bird) pe goli chalayi. Goli tittar ne lagi aur tittar tale gir pada. Upna Shahri bhai use thane ke liye bhajja. Eb bat nu hui ki tittar ek JAT bhai ke khet mein pada tha.
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JAT Bhai: Abe kaun hei tu, kinghe ku ja
Shahri Bhai: Bhai saheb maine ek tittar ko shoot kiya hai, wo mar kar wahan pada hai, use uthane ja raha hoon.

JAT Bhai: Tanne bera na, yo khet mera hai, is mein padi hua sab kuch mera hai.
Shahri Bahi: Par us Tittar ko maine shoot kiya hai, wo mera hai..

To is tarah kafi der tak bahas hoti rahi., phir upna JAT bhai bolya,

JAT Bhai: Accha to sun, mahare gam mein es tarah ke maslo nu 'teen laat' (Three Kick Rule) ke phaisle se suljhaven.
Shahri Bhai: wo kya hai

JAT Bhai: Phale mein tujhe teen laat marunga, pher tu mujhe teen laat marega, pher mein marunga, pher tu...... aar nuhi chalta rahega, jib tak koi haar ne maan le.

Shahri Bhai ne JAT bhai ko dhyan se dekha, mara gira sa.. patla sa.. buddha sa... tuti hui juti pehne huae... usne socha, yo ke mujhe marega, mere paas to hunter boots hain, mein jeet saku.... yo soch kar usne kaha, bhai mein tyar hun, aaja mar le pahle tu teen laat.

Upna JAT Bhai ne uth ke upne daant bheench ke Shahri bahi ke pichwade pe ek jordar laat jamai... tuti hui juti itni tej bhi lag saken, iska bera na tha Shahri ne aur wo khet mein ja ke pada.

Is se pahle wo uth sake, apne JAT Bhai ne ek aur karari laat uske pet mein jad di, bas Shahri bhai nu to din mein hi tare dikh gaye... Bichara kisi tarah baitha .. aur apne JAT bhai ne tisri laat jam ke uski kamar pe jad di... apna Shahri bhai to wahin lot maregya... eb apna JAT Bhai bolya

JAT Bhai: "Babuji mein to haar gya, leja tu apna tittar".

Moral of the story: JAT - Just Avoid Them
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Old April 9th, 2003, 07:18 AM
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