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Old July 30th, 2014, 03:40 AM
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Emotional
Atyachar on WHATSAPP:

Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me
( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like this ?
Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear,
i just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary
Rs.50,000 and i
have kept Rs.20,000 for ur shopping....but l think ,,,

Girl(typing): ohh hi dear...
Actually mom was there dts y I cudnt reply...
N wow honey dts is gr8 news....
I love you a lot..
n when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na...
dear i was off last time, janu wen we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think ur very tired bcoz of work load..
So now u go to bed n sleep well honey, take care (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
.
.
Girl: sorry to disturb u but one thing I forgot to tell u that tomorrow mom n dad are not at home in d evening, so u can come to my place after the shopping..
love u janu....
(12:20am)

Boy(online) - ohh i was in d toilet ,, surely will c u tomorrw.........

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Old August 8th, 2014, 04:37 AM
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Man to super hot air hostess :- Whats your name?
Air hostess :- Eva Benz
Man :- Lovely name.... any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess :- Same Price
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Old August 8th, 2014, 04:39 AM
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मिर्ची मुँह के अलावा और कहा लगती है?


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जवाब - खेतो मैं लगती है मेरे दोस्त...

हमेशा अपनी गांड के बारे मैं ही क्यों सोचते हो?


:d :d
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Old August 11th, 2014, 09:38 AM
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Landlord to tenant:

Beta poore saal to itni saari behene aati rahi teri..........aur.........kal Rakhi ke din koi bhi nahi aayi ???





Laloo was standing outside
parliament. .
Rakhi Sawant passes by & says: Dhoop
me kyun khada hai.?
Laloo :Kamaal hai," Sasuri.. Dhoti ke
Andar bhi Dekh Leti hai..




Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.
Abdul :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi
Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'?
Abdul : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai....
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Old August 12th, 2014, 08:12 AM
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देश अलग, सोच अलग!

नयी शादी के बाद 3 देशों की पत्नियां आपस में मिलती हैं।

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पहले ही दिन मैंने पति से कहा कि झाडू, पोंछा, खाना पकाना, कपडे-बर्तन धोना, यह सब मैं नहीं करुँगी। दो दिन तक पति नज़र नहीं आया। तीसरे दिन वो काम करने के लिए नौकर ले आया।

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मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा और मेरा पति भी दो दिन नज़र नहीं आया और तीसरे दिन यह सब काम करने के लिए मशीन ले आया।

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मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा। दो दिन मेरा पति भी दिखाई नहीं दिया। तीसरे दिन बांयी आँख से थोड़ा-थोड़ा दिखाई देना शुरू हुआ।

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Old August 12th, 2014, 08:40 AM
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YEAH! Lets joke about wife beatings.

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देश अलग, सोच अलग!

नयी शादी के बाद 3 देशों की पत्नियां आपस में मिलती हैं।

अमेरिकन पत्नी:
पहले ही दिन मैंने पति से कहा कि झाडू, पोंछा, खाना पकाना, कपडे-बर्तन धोना, यह सब मैं नहीं करुँगी। दो दिन तक पति नज़र नहीं आया। तीसरे दिन वो काम करने के लिए नौकर ले आया।

चीनी पत्नी:
मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा और मेरा पति भी दो दिन नज़र नहीं आया और तीसरे दिन यह सब काम करने के लिए मशीन ले आया।

हिंदुस्तानी पत्नी:
मैंने भी ऐसा ही कहा। दो दिन मेरा पति भी दिखाई नहीं दिया। तीसरे दिन बांयी आँख से थोड़ा-थोड़ा दिखाई देना शुरू हुआ।

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Sixer of the Day !

Chetan Bhagat finally came from " Five Point Someone " to " Point Five Someone " !! ( 0.5X )




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YEAH! Lets joke about wife beatings.

This is husband beating , for wife beating refer to joke about Saudi wife
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Man to super hot air hostess :- Whats your name?
Air hostess :- Eva Benz
Man :- Lovely name.... any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess :- Same Price


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Ameer-Gareeb

Cottage-Mansion.


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Superb pic..

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^^
In US, I have done nearly the same to my home-project for the solar energy
Have bought 45W solar power kit,.. not any professional installation, but had bought such 3 panels for 139 dollars and its running my small LEDs of 1.5w ( 7-8 ) at night for free and also few other loads,..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caeEyhJZnTs
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In US, I have done nearly the same to my home-project for the solar energy
Have bought 45W solar power kit,.. not any professional installation, but had bought such 3 panels for 139 dollars and its running my small LEDs of 1.5w ( 7-8 ) at night for free and also few other loads,..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caeEyhJZnTs
You have to keep reiterating "IN US " again and again ? Yes, you "are living in US " .....

Chal bakri ka doodh piya hai to bol which city you leave in ............

Google kar nakho have kaka .........
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