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Old September 14th, 2007, 10:48 AM
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Joke

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
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Old September 14th, 2007, 10:53 AM
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Re: Joke

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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….
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Old September 14th, 2007, 10:58 AM
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Re: Joke

bole shivji …

Puttar maang …maang kya chahiye tujhey !


Bhakth utha …

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !


Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha … puttar …tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

Shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang … !

par wo to ada hi hua tha … bola nahi … aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

Shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage … bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang …

wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye …

ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:07 AM
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Wink Re: PJoke

>A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:16 AM
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Re: Joke

Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: Joke

Where did Bill Gates go for a Hindu pilgrimage?
Softwar (not hardwar)
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Re: Joke

Santa and Banta were walking along a path in a park. Then Santa turns to Banta and says, "Poor thing look at the dog with one eye."

Then Banta covers one of his eyes and says "where?"
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Wink Re: PJoke

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of
light

On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir,I think I have seen you somewhere, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:30 AM
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Re: PJoke

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Originally Posted by DesiBaba
Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of
light

On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir,I think I have seen you somewhere, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:34 AM
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Re: Joke

Where can u get information about ancient cats?
At the mew-seum.
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:37 AM
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Re: Joke

One man got a child

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2'nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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24th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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he got married

at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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25th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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26th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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40th bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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Father - ping pong ball

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79th b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

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Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...

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He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

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tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

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And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...

So sad! What a tragedy!!!
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Old September 14th, 2007, 11:47 AM
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Red face Re: Joke

Quote:
Originally Posted by dollyg
One man got a child

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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?

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ping pong ball

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2'nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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3rd b'day

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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4th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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24th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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he got married

at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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25th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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26th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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27th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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his kids become 15 yrs old

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40th bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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41st b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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79th b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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time for his death

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...

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Then those people gave him a ping pong ball

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He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

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During those last moments when he is about to die

everyone reached him and asked

tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

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And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...

So sad! What a tragedy!!!
array nahi nahi,aisay kaisay this story needs to be continued..

mah take:



when he reached the gates of heaven, God asked him why he always asked for ping pong ball

He says to God, give me ping pong and I will tell u

God slaps him and tells him "idhar ka shaana main hoon tu nahi, ab bata'
He finally replied - "Because I like ping pong balls"

God slaps him again and kicks him back to Earth.

When he comes back to life, he again asks all the people gathered around for a ping pong ball..All the people stab him to death and he goes back to Heaven.

God smirks at him and asks him, ab kaun bana ping-pong?



maa kasam..kya pakaya hai bawa
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Re: Joke

funny though ki sabko zindagi bhar pakake bhi baar baar heaven me hi tapka (extended story me )
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Re: Joke

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Originally Posted by DesiBaba
God smirks at him and asks him, ab kaun bana ping-pong?



maa kasam..kya pakaya hai bawa


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Re: Joke

Quote:
Originally Posted by HarHarMahaDev
How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
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