Joke for Today!

[Aneeta]

All i can say is,.. that, thank god, this guy did not attempt on "OUTER WEARS" or,..
you will have come to read " ORDER WHORES " !!

[Aneeta]

Social media explained

[Aneeta]

[Aneeta]

This article is funny.
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/...-celebs-house/

[sarv_shaktimaan]

Dude your youtube links are not correct... After posting please check the link you posted.

[Aneeta]

Bro. which one we are talking here ?

Awesome dance skill - india

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I AGREE

[Aneeta]

Ek Joke thaa: ( If you have not seen the movie Raam-Leela, yet )

Ek aadami, sarak pe khada- khada moot kar raha thaa,..

A foreigner ( while seeing this ) : Yeh kaisa desh hai Bharat,.. Kya tumhara police pakarta nahin hai?

Villager : Nahin,... humen khud hi pakarna parta hai !


[ Well,. not anymore in Keralaa,.. ]





http://www.indiavisiontv.com/2014/02/12/306926.html

[swami]

I am at loss to understand what fun you derive by posting stupid links and unwanted photos
You post a link to a malayalam site and we hardly have any malayalam knowing people.
This is a thread for jokes and you post news ?
Wonder where is Amthabhai and Jaispeaks and TantuBhai

[Charchila]

Originally Posted by swami

I am at loss to understand what fun you derive by posting stupid links and unwanted photos
You post a link to a malayalam site and we hardly have any malayalam knowing people.
This is a thread for jokes and you post news ?
Wonder where is Amthabhai and Jaispeaks and TantuBhai

Show him the door again

[Aneeta]

Swami ji:

Those are funny pictorial toons and not news,..
you have pasted a lot on page no. 3 on thsi thread,..
hence I attempted.

Thx 4 yr kind understanding.

[kalidas]

1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat” 2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm
3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate
4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads
5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely
6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist
7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!
8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes
9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL
10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it
11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas
12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”
13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement
14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers
15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

[GpeL]

Originally Posted by kalidas

7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

Sorry you are wrong here.. the wife's brothers do not steal the shoes.. it is the sisters who do it.

[kalidas]

Originally Posted by GpeL

Sorry you are wrong here.. the wife's brothers do not steal the shoes.. it is the sisters who do it.

kuch bhi....

[GpeL]

kuch bhi??? go watch that song.. jute de do paise le lo.. that salman madhur thingy.. hum aap ke hain kaun or something like that. I thunk that didi tera devar diwana is in that one.

[kalidas]

Originally Posted by GpeL

kuch bhi??? go watch that song.. jute de do paise le lo.. that salman madhur thingy.. hum aap ke hain kaun or something like that. I thunk that didi tera devar diwana is in that one.

Point taken.... I will notify the original joke artist to make necessary modifications.