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Old August 23rd, 2014, 01:42 AM
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Re: Joke for Today!

Badri ji 's favorite guy !



Indian guy - Video Bomb,..
Yess,. now I am on camera,. I forgot to smile,..

Creepy Cricket fan,..
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सुहागरात के दिन पत्नी अपने भारी भरकम
वस्त्रों को निकाल कर फ़ेंक रही थी और हलके
वस्त्र धारण कर रही थी !
तभी पति महोदय की एंट्री हुई और उन्होंने
कपड़ों के ढेर को देखा !
पत्नी ने पति की तरफ तिरछी नजरों से देखते
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पति ( बाहर भागते हुए ) : ऐसी कि तैसी, मैं
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How Europeans see America .. I guess most of the world sees America this way.

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jisne bhi banaya yeh bahut phunny hai boss..

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Badri ji 's favorite guy !



Indian guy - Video Bomb,..
Yess,. now I am on camera,. I forgot to smile,..

Creepy Cricket fan,..
http://www.youtube.com/embed/DYr7eDeTQuk
Thats our Badriprasad
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Badri ji 's favorite guy !

Indian guy - Video Bomb,..
Yess,. now I am on camera,. I forgot to smile,..

Creepy Cricket fan,..
http://www.youtube.com/embed/DYr7eDeTQuk

Holy shit. How did this end up on outube and how did Jagmohan find it? This is unacceptable. 5 sons and shrimati can be seen at 0.23 ... I am writing to company to have it removed ... this is invasion of privacy.

Swamiji, please edit JagMohan's post and remove the link while I wait for Uoutube to act immediately without delay ...
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Re: Joke for Today!

+reps coming your way but which part is funny? Surprised they didn't invite Man Mohan Singh.

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+reps coming your way but which part is funny? Surprised they didn't invite Man Mohan Singh.
I'd have great fun attending this seminar/conference.. it'd be like a full day of stand up comedy. Imagine the sob stories and hate they'd be spewing.. licking their wounds.

An eminent French-Hindu journalist posted this on his Facebook page today.. kind of a long read but I think he has a point about how the education in India is very non-Indian.

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Letter from New York - Francois Gautier

It’s lunchtime at the home of the Consul General of India in New York, Shri. Dnyaneshwar M. Mulay. A young Hindu American arrives. Her name is Suchitra Vijayan (https://www.facebook.com/suchitra.vijayan) and she teaches part time in Columbia University, one of the most prestigious in the USA & plans to start there a course on South Asian Human Rights. She says that she is first going to travel to India to interview Kashmiri Muslims and Christian Nagas – obviously an anti Indian agenda - while her Indian consular mentor smiles proudly…

Welcome to America, the home of millions of Indians, some of whom make a living out of bashing India in American universities and in US publications.

Let’s face it: Indians who emigrate to America most of the time merge totally in the American way of life and their children never come back to their homeland. The culprit of course is Indian education, which mass produces brilliant Indians, who are only good for export, as they are not taught to be proud of their own culture, the way French are proud to be French or the Americans proud to be Americans. As a result, American Indians know nothing about Kalidasa, probably one the greatest poets ever, or Shivaji Maharaj, who is on par with Napoleon, or Sri Aurobindo, India’s greatest contemporary philosopher - but all about Shakespeare, the latest Dan Brown novel, or the best Italian restaurant in New York.

This is the greatest brain drain in the world, which allowed the Silicon Valley to flourish (80% Indian engineers), or the American medical system to expand (60% Indians).

Compare this to the American Chinese: not only do they unabashedly stand out as Chinese, but they repatriate many of their funds to China and even go back to the mainland, to be part of the great Chinese economic boom.

American Indians rave about the American way of life, but it burns out a human being in 30 or 40 years, starting early for work – by 7 am, America’s millions of highways are already clogged with traffic; the fierce competitiveness in the work place – you can be fired in a minute for no reason; the late hours and heartburn produced over the years by food too quickly swallowed on the run or in the car; the immense stress at airports where security – thanks to continuing terrorism – has reached inhuman proportions…

If only American Indians did retain a bit of their Indian-ness… Today’s Hollywood stars all do yoga, India’s gift to the world. Yet not only it is not taught in Indian schools and universities as it should, but our Hindu Americans do not practice it. What else? Pranayama is the ancient Indian science of breathing. Through it you can not only gain more energy, but also distress naturally and balance your mind. It is also a perfectly secular science: respiration has no religion and a Muslim, a Hindu or a Christian breathe the same air. In fact, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, who has revived and modernized pranayama, has many Muslims and Christians teachers & disciples. Yet, neither is it taught in India, nor our Indian Americans seem to practice it much. What about meditation, this most ancient technique, that has again no religion, and can be practiced by anybody, with wonderful effects on the mind and the body? In fact American companies have begun introducing meditation in their seminars and it is becoming mainstream in the USA. Does that mean that meditation is taught in Indians schools, as it should be, or that our Indian Americans practice it? Not at all. What about Ayurveda, the oldest medical science still in practice, that knew 3000 years before western medicine, that many diseases have a psychosomatic origin? Do our Hindu Americans use Ayurveda? Unlikely.

Yet, what would happen if Indian Americans practiced a little bit of that Indian-ness? They would shine, be an example to their fellow Americans, and make India proud. Instead they want to become more Americans than the Americans, and merge themselves totally in American culture. In this process, they drop their unique identity and are a loss not only to India, but also to America, as they bring nothing new to American culture.

And because they do not stand out, they allow these multiple South Asian groups that sprout everywhere, to be dominated by hostile Indian Americans, who for instance convinced for ten years the US Government to deny Mr Modi a visa.

At the same time it is true that America, whatever its faults, has always stood up for freedom and democracy. It did so during the II World War, when it saved Europe from Nazi domination. It is doing so today, by being the only country in the world willing to take on terrorism head on. Americans are friendly, hard working, and it should soon dawn upon them that India is their natural political ally, in an Asia confronted with terrorism born out of Pakistan, Afghanistan or Indonesia. It is also the obvious democratic, pro western and liberal economic destination to counterbalance China’s aggressive hegemony in Asia.

Meanwhile, it is very unfortunate that the second highest Indian official in the USA, endorses and promotes anti-Indian agendas, whereas he should be the first one to hunt them out. This Nehruvian mind-set in diplomats has got to stop.
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Badri ji 's favorite guy !



Indian guy - Video Bomb,..
Yess,. now I am on camera,. I forgot to smile,..

Creepy Cricket fan,..
http://www.youtube.com/embed/DYr7eDeTQuk
It's been done before. And this is Bangladesh not India. Everyone knows how to use google.....
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I'd have great fun attending this seminar/conference.. it'd be like a full day of stand up comedy. Imagine the sob stories and hate they'd be spewing.. licking their wounds.
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Watch any news channel. That would be as good as this conference.

To get the other side, you could watch Sudarshan news. I actually find one Bindaas Bol on that quite amusing. The anchor looks like a slimmer version of Nitin Gadkari. He seems to be the promoter of the channel.
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