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View Poll Results: You are the owner & have 3 applications for the President of your company, which would you choos
Candidate A - 12 years of job experience as a VP, super performer 8 80.00%
Candidate B - a rookie with no job experience at all 2 20.00%
Candidate C - 49 days of job experience as a VP, quit that job as projects were facing obstacles 0 0%
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Old March 26th, 2014, 10:55 AM
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select president of a company

If you have 3 applications for the President of a company, which would you choose?

Candidate 1 - 12 years of job experience as a VP, super performer.
Candidate 2 - rookie with no job experience at all.
Candidate 3 - 49 days of job experience as a VP, quit the job as projects were facing obstacles.

P.S. The choice is a no brainer
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Re: select president of a company

P.S. This ain't no copy paste, I wrote it yesterday and spread it on twitter, then thought might as well take a poll here on ec.
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Re: select president of a company

whoever is most secular
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Old March 27th, 2014, 06:00 AM
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Re: select president of a company

Here's a joke to lighten things up..

Election spcl...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki, ek hi bed par so rahe the ..
Ladke ka rommance karne ka man hua....

Usne ladki se poocha :
"Kya hum apne ummidwar ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hain ..???"

Ladki ne gusse se mana kar diya...
Ladka chup ho gaya, aur chupchap so gya...

Thodi der ke Bad ladki boli :
Aap apna ummidwar humare ilake me khada kar sakte ho...!!"

Ladka : "Ab koi jarurat nahi hai.......
Mere ummidwar ne congress (haath) ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.....!!"
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Re: select president of a company

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You are the owner & have 3 applications for the President of your company, which would you choose
Just out of curiosity, who is the real world parallel for the 'owner'?

for the joke
EDIT/ADD: Need to spread first
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Old March 27th, 2014, 10:09 AM
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Re: select president of a company

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Just out of curiosity, who is the real world parallel for the 'owner'?

for the joke
EDIT/ADD: Need to spread first
the owner is the public of India.. I guess.
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Re: select president of a company

Well, if the owner is as dumb and idiotic as the public of India then sure... I guess I will vote in this poll too
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Re: select president of a company

Before i realized what it was, i thought it is somewhat like my paste below and was actually about to check the 3rd option.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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Re: select president of a company

sgars bhai.. I framed the poll the way I look at the credentials of 3 main contenders for PM's post, lets just talk strictly of work done by people and leave out Hindu, Muslim, etc etc.

Of course AK49 is just a fictional character that the media wants us to believe is a messiah just landed from heaven.

The other bugger RaGa is synonymous to Uday Chopra or Tusshar Kapoor.
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sgars bhai.. I framed the poll the way I look at the credentials of 3 main contenders for PM's post, lets just talk strictly of work done by people and leave out Hindu, Muslim, etc etc.

Of course AK49 is just a fictional character that the media wants us to believe is a messiah just landed from heaven.

The other bugger RaGa is synonymous to Uday Chopra or Tusshar Kapoor.
If the owner log had actually thought about the work done, they wont have thrown out ABV in 2004.

But so far, the 12 year VP seems to be going strong and is within the striking distance of his goal.

This now reminds me. In you choices, you have forgotten the Sr VP, who has been waiting for his chance for 25 years, refuses to retire and has chelas in the organization who are doing his bidding. Though not officially a contender, he has the capability to do damage.
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If the owner log had actually thought about the work done, they wont have thrown out ABV in 2004.

But so far, the 12 year VP seems to be going strong and is within the striking distance of his goal.

This now reminds me. In you choices, you have forgotten the Sr VP, who has been waiting for his chance for 25 years, refuses to retire and has chelas in the organization who are doing his bidding. Though not officially a contender, he has the capability to do damage.
Time and again RSS has been undermined by BJP's top brass once they gain control.. ABV did it, and Advani had to be reigned in after the embarrassing Jinnah quote fiasco.

This time after being out of power for 10 yrs the message from RSS is clear: support Modi or sit in opposition. Advani and camp (Sushma, Jaswant, Shatru, etc) are fearing non-existence after elections.

Compare today the BJP's condition to that after 2009 elections, its amazing how the pragmatic and aggressive approach of Modi and his PR team has strengthened the ranks, and projected a true leader. Having said all this, I hope the cult status that the Congressi media has anointed Modi with is done away with slowly after elections.

Sr VP has contended for President post twice already and flopped big time, now he should join Board of Directors, or else the company is headed for a split, possibly into many fragments.
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Another poll question..

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Before i realized what it was, i thought it is somewhat like my paste below and was actually about to check the 3rd option.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
There it goes. It is a relic from last century. Swamiji, where did you see it..
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