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Old July 6th, 2011, 01:31 PM
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aaye ke saath aayi ...fikra jama nahi mere dost.

ab ye sun


tu na shayar hai ... na shayar ka bhatija
tu na shayar hai .... na shayar ka bhatija

tu to hai mere phatte hue condom ka natijaa

wah wah wah wah....

tu aishe nahee manegaa . ...Le ek aur ... lekin LIGHTLY



Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho



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Old July 6th, 2011, 01:38 PM
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tu aishe nahee manegaa . ...Le ek aur ... lekin LIGHTLY



Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
Kyon bhai - Premi ke bachche ke diaper change karega tu?
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Old July 6th, 2011, 01:45 PM
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Kyon bhai - Premi ke bachche ke diaper change karega tu?
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho= हो not होगा
Sentence par Dhyan do . . . gandi ungli kahee ka ..

Past tense ki baat hai bey .........
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Old July 6th, 2011, 01:51 PM
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Sentence par Dhyan do . . . gandi ungli kahee ka ..

Past tense ki baat hai bey .........
Nahin yaar - "baap tu bane" is future tense already. "Mehnet meri ho" is tenseless in this instance.

Its like - "Pakode tu banaye, to khaana mera ho". Samjha??

Waise, jis cheez ki tu baat kar raha hai - hum use mehnat nahin kehte. Agar mehnat hi kehna hai to mehnat jo karega wohi baap banega na?
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Nahin yaar - "baap tu bane" is future tense already. "Mehnet meri ho" is tenseless in this instance.

Its like - "Pakode tu banaye, to khaana mera ho". Samjha??

Waise, jis cheez ki tu baat kar raha hai - hum use mehnat nahin kehte. Agar mehnat hi kehna hai to mehnat jo karega wohi baap banega na?
Lo Ek aur

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari,
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega...
Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega....


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Kyon bhai - Premi ke bachche ke diaper change karega tu?

ab bachche ka mama itni to mehnat kar hi sakta hai na

diaper change, bachche ko ghuma ke lana, toys dilwana... kum mehnat ka kaam hai kya ....
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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
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Kyon bhai - Premi ke bachche ke diaper change karega tu?
Maine toh socha ki ye maa ban ne ka mehnat ki baat kar riya hai... like when he becomes baap, he will deliver the baby
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saale dirty mind ???????????????

Gujrati Sher:

Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Chhe...
Nazar Zuki aur Hase To Samzo Prem Chhe...
Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Samzo K ye toh Ben Chhe...


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hillarious shayaris in this thread.

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Gujrati Sher:

Nazar Se Nazar Mile To Pucho Kem Chhe...
Nazar Zuki aur Hase To Samzo Prem Chhe...
Jo Kamar Zuka K SENDAL Utare To Samzo K ye toh Ben Chhe...
Pan undhi vali ne sandal utare to "bai" chhe
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Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and you are a flower,
gaur farmaiega ......

I am a dog and you are a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

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hatt ke shayari.. by your truly. I will keep adding more to this.

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jaane jaa tum dil me base ho aise,
Assam me Bangladeshi base hain jaise.

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hatt ke shayari.. by your truly. I will keep adding more to this.



Take cue and lets begin.. I see lots of guests browsing our site to read shayari.
Shakti Anna forgot to add more
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