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Old October 19th, 2001, 07:39 AM
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Indian - North South East West

Is that true ?

TAMILIANS

One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.


ANDHRAITES

One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.


BENGALIS

One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.


MALAYALEES

One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
Two Malayalees is a boat race.
Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
Four Malayalees is an oil slick.


RAJASTHANIS

One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.
Two Rajasthanis is a mason.
Three Rajasthanis is a puppet show.
Four Rajasthanis is a folk dance-drama.


GOANS

One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
Three Goans is a football club.
Four Goans is an all-night-long beach party.


MANGALOREANS

One Mangalorean is a supari seller.
Two Mangaloreans can_t stand one another.
Three Mangaloreans is a kamat restaurant.
Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.


BOMBAYITES

One Bombayite is a hawker.
Two Bombayites is a film industry.
Three Bombayites is a slum.
Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.


MAHARASHTRIANS

One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi match.
Three Maharashtrians is a Ganpati procession.
Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.


GUJARATIS

One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.
Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train.
Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train.
Four Gujaratis is a dandiya-raas session all night long.


KUTCHIES

One Kutchi is a kirana shop.
Two Kutchis is a stationery shop.
Three Kutchis is a saree shop.
Four Kutchis is the entire Bombay retail trade.


SARDARJIS

One Sardarji is a truck-driver.
Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.
Three Sardarjis is a Taxi Union.
Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.


SINDHIS

One Sindhi is a currency racket.
Two Sindhis is a papad factory.
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.
Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around.


BIHARIS

One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis is a caste category.
Four Biharis is the total literate population of the state.


BHAIYYAS

One Bhaiyya is a milkman.
Two Bhaiyyas is a bhelwala / panipuri wala.
Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.
Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
(And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL family).


KASHMIRIS

One Kashmiri is a boatman.
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.
Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.


KANNADIGAS

One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.
Two Kannadigas is an Udupi restaurant.
Three Kannadigas is a pepper powder factory.
Four Kannadigas is an anti-Cauvery squad.


PUNJABIS

One Punjabi is chhole-bathure 5 times a week.
Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night.
Three Punjabis is a public fistfight.
Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.


PARSIS

One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BC_s and MC_s.
Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.
Three Parsis is a 75-year-old man and his two unmarried sisters.
Four Parsis is half their remaining population.
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Badmash ji ! what about Delihtes???
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Old October 19th, 2001, 07:48 AM
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Badmash ji ! what about Delihtes???
One Delihtes is Bihari.
Two Delihtes is Bhaiyya.
Three Delihtes is Tamilian, Punjabi.
Four Delihtes is politician.

now happy Sheena........
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Old October 19th, 2001, 07:51 AM
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Its kind a funny defination ,but I want true defination! my dear Badamsh ji
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Old October 19th, 2001, 07:56 AM
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Its kind a funny defination ,but I want true defination! my dear Badamsh ji
my dear Sheena, it's not funny it's tru definition...it's like a nested thing. To understand Delhites u have to see different "ians" "lis", "lites", "yas".........Delhi doesn't have anything it's own not even people.....You guys can mind but that's true.
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Delhi doesn't have anything it's own not even people.....
Kutub minaar ko bhul gaya awaara bhai..

Kutub minar ko dekh ke,
Kabira chillayaa

Aasmaan ka.........
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Old October 19th, 2001, 08:00 AM
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Kutub minaar ko bhul gaya awaara bhai..

Kutub minar ko dekh ke,
Kabira chillayaa

Aasmaan ka.........
Woh kisi Delhites ne nahi banwayi.....Kutubddin ne start karwayi aur iltutmish ne complete.
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my dear Sheena, it's not funny it's tru definition...it's like a nested thing. To understand Delhites u have to see different "ians" "lis", "lites", "yas".........Delhi doesn't have anything it's own not even people.....You guys can mind but that's true.
oye!! Badmash ji! koun si duniya mein jeete ho........Delhi mein bhi bahut se puraane villege hain or shayad unme kuch population bhi bahut purani hai.........I ask about them not about all REFUGIEES in delhi.


or KUTUB MINAAR hi kya? sab kuch bahar walon ne banaya ho ........but phir bhi DILLI ki apni 1 alag population hai
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Old October 19th, 2001, 08:16 AM
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oye!! Badmash ji! koun si duniya mein jeete ho........Delhi mein bhi bahut se puraane villege hain or shayad unme kuch population bhi bahut purani hai.........I ask about them not about all REFUGIEES in delhi.


or KUTUB MINAAR hi kya? sab kuch bahar walon ne banaya ho ........but phir bhi DILLI ki apni 1 alag population hai
oye !! Sheena ji, isi dunia me jeeta hoon, I know u r delhites but that's true. Delhi 13 times basi aur ujri hai. Delhi was not the state earlier. Everybody living in delhi has roots in other states like Bihar, UP, Punjab, Meharastra, MP, Tamilnadu, Andhra etc.

but phir bhi DILLI ki apni 1 alag population hai ka to pata nahi BUT DILLI ka apna 1 alag polution jaroor hai....
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Ok! I am not involving with anyone in any type of arguements....so U think what ever U wish....

BUT, I know about roots of my Delhi
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Ok! I am not involving with anyone in any type of arguements....so U think what ever U wish....

BUT, I know about roots of my Delhi
Thokar khake waqai log sambhalte hain...aaj dekh liya...

mera tera kuch nahi sheena
khali haath aaya hai (Muthhi band ke aaya jug me)
khali haath jaayega (haath pasare jaayega)
tera mera kuch nahi bande.......
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Thokar khake waqai log sambhalte hain...aaj dekh liya...

mera tera kuch nahi sheena
khali haath aaya hai (Muthhi band ke aaya jug me)
khali haath jaayega (haath pasare jaayega)
tera mera kuch nahi bande.......
Ur right about "mera-tera" stuff and this song is really adoreble.

But I don't feel "Thokar khana".....I feel it in other way why hurt others EGO.....bcoz some people r really EGOIEST on this board,they show some thing else but they r diffrent totally .

So, I don't want to hurt anyone as I am a peace-luver human
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BUT, I know about roots of my Delhi
what about the stem ?? and leavesh and frootsh ??
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what about the stem ?? and leavesh and frootsh ??
These all r devoted to KHOPDI bhai's "Desi tharra" making factory...........So He drink them all
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