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Old January 12th, 2011, 10:18 AM
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Wink Wednesday Special

It was the last week of August 2010.

Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert.

One is David, the other is Michael .

They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate of a mosque in the middle .

David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name , he said : "My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .

David said : "My name is Mohammed ."

Michael said : "My name is Michael. "

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said: "Please bring some food and water for Michael only."

Then he turned to the other and said : "Well Mohammed, Ramzan Mubarak!!!!
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Old January 13th, 2011, 08:39 AM
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what? did no one like it? or is it any oldie? repeat to nahi lagta bcoz of obvious reasons
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Old January 13th, 2011, 08:50 AM
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repeat ho shayad but its a good one (i hope)

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne ek Chuhe ke liye ek taraf cake aur dusri taraf chuhe ki biwi (chuhia) rakh di.

Chuha fauran Cake Ki taraf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.

Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food item badle.

Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.

Professor: Is-se ye saabit ho gaya ki bhukh mei hi sabse badi taqat hai.

Itne mei last row se ek awaz ayi ...

"Sir,ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lete."
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Old January 21st, 2011, 09:23 AM
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got one rep and no replies
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I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.

When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt.

So I signed the credit card in front of her.

She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt.

Luckily they matched and the transaction got completed.

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Old January 21st, 2011, 10:10 AM
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the quality has reduced from the first to the second to the third.
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Old January 29th, 2011, 11:20 PM
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OK, i am sure people should like this and +rep me.

Last night the Indian Oscar Awards, also known as Filmfare Awards, were announced.

The 'Best Director' award went to, guess who, Karan Johar for 'My Name Is Khan'.

wait, there is more.

The 'Best Actor' award went to, no prizes for guessing this one, Shah Rukh Khan for 'My Name Is Khan'.
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wtf, not one

how bout this?

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Well, Cooper is a journo with CNN.... And Glenn Beck is mad right winger pedophi....sorry pedagogue just like Zaid Hamid of your country.

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in this thread, only 1 concern or query will be addressed at one time..
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Well, Cooper is a journo with CNN.... And Glenn Beck is mad right winger pedophi....sorry pedagogue just like Zaid Hamid of your country.

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shane warne kisses liz hurley while raj kundra stares like a tharki..
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Latest internet joke :

What does US raid "deep inside Pakistan" to kill OBL prove?

It proves that nobody, but nobody, is safe in Pakistan, not even Osama.


It also proves that everyone is safe in India, even Ajmal Kasab
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