masti

[vyomkeshsaxena]

some funny dialogues....boring or infact pakaaau story line....aftab n amrita have acted well...baaki sab faltu hai movie mein....dont waste money goin to theatres...VCD/DVD pe chalega

[2gud]

was there a g somewhere in the title?

[echarcha]

A friend saw this in the theater and said that it was like a Indian masala version of American Pie.

[ShivSainik]

One dialogue from this movie :

"Ek movie tha Hathi mere sathi, aur humara yaha hath-hi mera sathi "

[vyomkeshsaxena]

another dialogue

when aftab's wife touches his feet n says

aftaab: maine kitni baar kaha ki mere paao.n at chua karo
wife: kyon nahi chuo.n..pati ka pairo.n mein tio swarg hota hai
aftab: swarg charo.n mein nahi...charo.n ke thoda upar hota hai
wifesharma k)...yeh aap kaisi baatei.n kar rahei.n hai
aftaab elated) kya? maine jo kaha woh tum samajh gayi??
wife: haan...apne dil ki baat kar rahei.n the na
aftab: achanak mere sar mein dadrd ho raha haim
wife: aap kahe to daba doon...
aftab: jo dabana hai woh to dabaati nahi ho
wife: kya???????????
aftab: mera gala

[vyomkeshsaxena]

Originally posted by ShivSainik
One dialogue from this movie :

"Ek movie tha Hathi mere sathi, aur humara yaha hath-hi mera sathi "

on same line..aur ek dialgoue movie ka...when these guyz meet

"aur beta....khushi ya khud-khushi"

[ShivSainik]

Aur ek :

"Tera hath ukhadke aisi jagah dalunga ki khana bhi muh se padega aur nikalana bhi "

[vyomkeshsaxena]

ritesh:bas mujhse aur nahi hota..
galhorny voice)ruko mat karte raho..aur zor se..aur dum lagao
ritesh:arre main thak gaya hoon...inssan hoon machine nahi..ek ghante se kar rahan hoon
gal: (horny voice)maine kahan na karte raho..ruko mat..kam se kam teen baar aur karna padega..kal bhi tum jaldi thak gaye the..common..dum lagao..
ritsh falls off...
galh my god ..chalo utho..chalo iske baad dund bhi maarne hain
riteshiche teen se dund hi maar rahan hoon

actually shot aise shot kara gaya ki aise lage ki ritesh is having sex...lekin jab poora frame bataya last mein to uski biwi usko hunter dikhakar usse excecise karwa rahi thi

[vyomkeshsaxena]

"dekho guyz...zoo mein kaid bandar..aur shadi shuda aadmi mein koi farak nahi hota....chahe jitni gulaati maaro...chaddne k liye ek hi pedd hota"

[vyomkeshsaxena]

gal bends low 2wards aftaab n says..

gal:hiiiiii..
aftab:{kutte ki tarah zubaan dikha kar)hi..
gal: kya aap meri madad kar sakte hai
aftab: main to aap hi k liye yahan baitha hoon....miss???
gal: lily.....sirf lily
aftab : {mumbles}..le..le....hmm..baithiye na..
gal: thank u so much
aftab: kya kar sakta hoon main aap k liye
gal- actually main yahan kulwaane aayi hoon { }
aftaab: what ..what?
gal: account....aap meri madad karenge na..actually main pehli baar khol rahi hoon na?
aftab: are main to roz kholta hoon..aap yeh form bhar dijiye

[smart_cool]

after seeing phaltu movies like murder,yeh lamhe judai ke(shah rukh khan),krishna cottage....n the list is continuous..........masti was real time pass....an ok comedy movie.........n ofcourse it gives u married guys a message...n even we bachelors.can learn a lot ....so i give it 4/5 pts....

[echarcha]

Hmm.. Saw this one.. The title song which is heavily promoted in promos - "Maaaaaassssssssteeeeeeeeeee.." was boring.

The movie had its high points with toilet humour. The jokes and comic situations with Sartish Shah were vulgar but fun

Also situation where Ritesh Deshmukh realises that his patient is a man was quite unexpected and funny.

Many funny scenes and some college level vulgar lines kaes Masti fun at times. However the ending was boring and not at all convincing. How come police have nothing better to do?

Anyway, watch this movie with your finger on the remote control to fast forward boring songs.

[sgars]

Originally Posted by echarcha

Hmm.. Saw this one.. The title song which is heavily promoted in promos - "Maaaaaassssssssteeeeeeeeeee.." was boring.

The movie had its high points with toilet humour. The jokes and comic situations with Sartish Shah were vulgar but fun

Also situation where Ritesh Deshmukh realises that his patient is a man was quite unexpected and funny.

Many funny scenes and some college level vulgar lines kaes Masti fun at times. However the ending was boring and not at all convincing. How come police have nothing better to do?

Anyway, watch this movie with your finger on the remote control to fast forward boring songs.

Saw it on Netflix this weekend and this exactly would be my take. I remember not liking this movie last decade itself, but found it OK when i saw now on NF.

Only when it hits last half hour and particularly the lame revelations at the end, realized what i didnt like.

[log1iszero]

^ Had seen that, 13+ yrs ago ( for Genie baby ) ,... Did not the " Grand Masti " also came,.. which was almost same,. with Internet's ghisse-pite double meaning dialects,...