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Old August 9th, 2016, 03:04 PM
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Sounds like Haryana Roadways is famous for high speed I wasn't aware.
So we're Delhi's red line buses. Apparently the best bet to avoid being run over by them was to travel in them
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हरियाणा के लडका लडकी होटल में गए|
वेटर:- मेम आप क्या लेगी....???
लडकी:- मिर्च वाला घेवर..|
वेटर:- क्या..??
लडकी:-मिर्च वाला घेवर..|
वेटर:-

हरयाणवी लडका:- अरे भाई गाँव की हैं.....!!!!!! तु टेंशन मत ले...
पिज्जा माँग रही हैं....!!!!
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Re: Haryanvi special

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हरियाणा के लडका लडकी होटल में गए|
वेटर:- मेम आप क्या लेगी....???
लडकी:- मिर्च वाला घेवर..|
वेटर:- क्या..??
लडकी:-मिर्च वाला घेवर..|
वेटर:-

हरयाणवी लडका:- अरे भाई गाँव की हैं.....!!!!!! तु टेंशन मत ले...
पिज्जा माँग रही हैं....!!!!
How does mirch wala ghevar translate to pizza
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एक बै एक जाट की लाटरी लाग गी, अर लाटरी भी थोड़ी नहीं, पूरे 50 करोड़ की लागी। पूरे गोहान्ड मै रुक्का पङग्या अर मीडिया आले जाट कै पाच्छै पाच्छै चक्कर काटैं। एक मीडिया आला जाट कै मुह आगै माईक लगा कै बोल्या :-

चौधरी साहब। आप नै के बेरा लाग्या के इस नम्बर पै ऐ लाटरी लागै गी?

जाट :- जब मैं पहली रात नै सोया तो मन्नै सूपने मैं 8 दिख्या।। अर दूसरी रात नै सोया तो सूपने मै 9 दिख्या।। मन्नै 8 अर 9 की गुणा करकै 53 नम्बर पै लाटरी लगा दी।।

मीडिया आला ( अचम्भे मै ) :- रै चौधरी साहब। यो के कर्या आप नै। 8 अर 9 की गुणा तो 72 होव सै।।

जाट :- रै बावलीबूच। तेरै हिसाब तै चालदा तो लाग ली थी लाटरी।।
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How does mirch wala ghevar translate to pizza


You madrassi's won't understand.
You eat Doasai.
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Re: Haryanvi special

जाट- तू व्हाट्सएप्प पर है के?
जाटणी- ना, मैं तो म्हारै घरां हूँ..
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जाट- मैरो मतलब है, व्हाट्सएप्प यूज करै है के?
जाटणी- ना रै, मैं तो फेयर लवली यूज करुं हूँ..
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जाट- अरै बावली, व्हाट्सएप्प चलावै है के?
जाटणी- ना रै बावला, मेरै कनै तो साईकल है, बा ही चलाऊँ हूँ..
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जाट- अरै मेरी माँ, व्हाट्एप्प चलाणो आवै है के तनै?
जाटणी- तू चला लिए, मैं पीछै बैठ ज्याऊँगी...

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Re: Haryanvi special

ताऊ चैकअप खात्तर अस्पताल म गया

डाक्टरनी :- लम्बी सांस लो

ताऊ ने लम्बी सांस ली

डाक्टरनी :- क्या महसूस हुआ?

ताऊ :- कुण सा सैंट लगा कर आई है बैरण, जी सा आ ग्या
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