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Old December 23rd, 2013, 05:48 PM
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Someone sent me this youtube video a few days ago, and I think it's so true!

Men can't multitask
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrSfPdih93U
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Santa : Ye veg aur non-veg film kyaa hoti hai?

Banta: Film dekhte waqt agar aankh vich paani aaye to veg, aur undewear vich paani aaye to non-veg.
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Old January 7th, 2014, 05:01 PM
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Child (dog sex dekh ke): "Papa ye kutta kyaa kar raha hai?"

Dad (thinking of the child's innocence says with a smile): "Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..."

Child (with a confused look on his face): "Aaram se bhi samjha sakta hai, Gaand maarne ki kya zarurat hai...!"
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Old January 7th, 2014, 05:16 PM
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Sardar ne apni wife ko whiskey ka ek peg diya to wife:- Chhiiiii!! kitna kadwa hai!



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Old January 7th, 2014, 06:28 PM
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Child (dog sex dekh ke): "Papa ye kutta kyaa kar raha hai?"

Dad (thinking of the child's innocence says with a smile): "Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..."

Child (with a confused look on his face): "Aaram se bhi samjha sakta hai, Gaand maarne ki kya zarurat hai...!"
Yaar that was tooooooooooooo funny.. I spilled coffee all over my keyboard.

Old one but every time it cracks up.
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Santa : Ye veg aur non-veg film kyaa hoti hai?

Banta: Film dekhte waqt agar aankh vich paani aaye to veg, aur undewear vich paani aaye to non-veg.
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A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation.

All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room.

When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye
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Thumbs up You are in Punjab When...

The one who drives faster than you gets: Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa saale de....

The one who drives slower than you gets: Gaddi chalauni aundi ni.. Par laini zaroor aa...

And finally the one who drives equal to you: Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!! 
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very old and why a whole thread for this when we have another for whatsapp jokes and all?
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Old January 30th, 2014, 10:10 AM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

Manmohan Singh to write an autobiography titled
"5 Mistakes Of My Life:
2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G &
Rahul ke jija G!"


Normal Sardars-
"Jo Bole So Nihhaal."

But Dr Manmohan Singh-
"Jo Bole So-nia Aur Uska Laal."
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Old February 2nd, 2014, 08:51 AM
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जितनी हम छोड़ दिया करते थे कूल्हों से।"
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Samsung's naughty billboard causes a stir

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lol.. that is very crass and creative.. they got their message across.. they wanted an uproar and got it.. they will be fined a bit.. but that will be MUCH less than what it would cost to run that ad for say a second run..
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lol.. that is very crass and creative.. they got their message across.. they wanted an uproar and got it.. they will be fined a bit.. but that will be MUCH less than what it would cost to run that ad for say a second run..
^^woh sab tau theek hai,
magar aab Sunny ko kaun samzaayega ki,.. smthg else is also more mightier than FF,.... !!





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Oy narci saale biwi ke paas jaa riyaa hoon bol ke biwi ke id se post kar riyaa hai.. sharm kar saale.
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