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okay, let me translate..
teacher: tell me 5 animals in water. santa: frog teacher: tell me more santa: frog's father, mother, sister and wife. |
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Congress will bounce back again !!!
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. What are you looking for?? The joke is already over !!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I heard Modi is going to introduce a "Personality Tax" for beautiful women and handsome men. Don't smile, I know you are safe par meri toh vaat lag jayegi!
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Girl to boyfriend: tum boys jab susu karte ho to uske baad apna woh kyon hilate ho?
Boy: Hum usko ye yaad dilate hain ki - jaag laude, tere jeevan ka uddesh sirf mutna nahi hai!
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Question: What is the symbol for the element of surprise?
Answer: Ah
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Kejriwal was spotted in Brazil watching soccer.. I wonder which honest team he would support.
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Doctor: Apki biwi ab sirf do din ki mehmaan hai. I'm sorry. . . . . . . . .
Santa : Isme sorry ki kya baat he dr saab. nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise taise...
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आज का जोक :
बहुत हुइ महँगाई की मार अबकी बार मोदी सरकार ![]() ![]()
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किसी का सवाल था..
अच्छे दिन आ गये क्या ? जवाब- भईया अभी दस दिन पहले आप के भाई कि शादी हुई थी, उन के बच्चे हो गये क्या ? अरे यार सब्र तो करो.. सरकार पांच साल के लिए चुनी है.. दस दिन के लिए नही..अच्छे दिन तो आयेंगे......................... दिमाग की दही कर दी .... दस दिनों से ..... अरे कोंग्रेस ने 65 सालों से जब डंडा दे रखा था .. तब जुबान से एक शब्द तक बाहर नहीं निकलता था ....... अब मोदी जी को वोट क्या दे दिया .... कुछ लोग हथेली पर सरसों उगाने पर तुल गए है... सच्ची बात तो यह है की सही नतीजे 4 साल बाद मिलने शुरू होंगे .... और पूरा 100% नतीजा चाहिए ... तो मोदी जी को दो और कार्यकाल देने होंगे ........ सवाल 1000 सालों से दबी हुई भारतमाता का है ....... ये दो मिनट का मैगी नूडल नहीं है कुछ तो धैर्य रखों मेरे भाई...! Last edited by sarv_shaktimaan; June 19th, 2014 at 04:18 AM. |
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Khisiyani billi, khamba nochay........ pls don't promote regional/minor parties.
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Righly said. More you think,.... whichever's Govt if,...looks so good instantly that simply means, the previous one had done the excellent job. For example, Bill Clinton looked good instantly,.. 'Coz Reagan had done well,.. IMHO,..It takes the time for a mango tree to bear the fruits,..and even the Rome was not built in a day. IMO,...If Modi does like IG, then n then, i would say, there is a problem. What IG had done,... bees mudda ka karyakram ,. and in each panchvarsiy yojana she never could complete those 5 yearly tasks and kept on loading those Boz on agali Panchvarsiy Yojana,. on and on, all the way, and finally her slogan Gareebee Hataavo turned into Gareeboo Hataavo ! Lol Last edited by Jagmohan; June 19th, 2014 at 07:27 AM. |
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perhaps you should add that cong. is a regional/minor party now, according to logic of some people.
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