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Old November 15th, 2013, 02:34 PM
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Girl - Mom I am pregnant!

Mom - Kya??? Kaise???

Girl - It was an accident!

Mom - Accident?? Kalmuhi!! Sadak pe chalte chalte laude pe gir gayi thi kya??
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Old November 15th, 2013, 02:36 PM
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Jinn: Kya hukum hai mere aaka

Admi : mere bank mein 10 karod, juhu mein bungala, rolls royce aur deepika padukone se shaadi dus minute mein ho jaaye!!

Jinn: bakchodi nahi, hukum karein aaka!!
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Old November 15th, 2013, 03:05 PM
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Kid1:Mere papa itne tall hai k jump marke fan pakad lete hain
Kid2:Mere papa b lambe hain,pr woh yeh sab chutiyagiri nahi karte
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Old November 18th, 2013, 12:59 PM
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Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti.
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:07 PM
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Teacher to Banta: Tell me five animals living in water?
Banta: Frog.
Teacher: Theek hai, hor das?
Banta: Frog da peo, ohdi maa, behen te wotti.
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:14 PM
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Tujhe agar hasne aaya toh ab mujhe iss baat par hassna padega
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:22 PM
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Kid1:Mere papa itne tall hai k jump marke fan pakad lete hain
Kid2:Mere papa b lambe hain,pr woh yeh sab chutiyagiri nahi karte
Lol Swami! I think a direct copy of the Marathi joke:

"uncha tar maajhe baba pan ahet pan asa chavatpana karat nahit"
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:27 PM
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chavatpana = chutiyagiri
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Old November 18th, 2013, 01:32 PM
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chavatpana = chutiyagiri
Thoda bahut creative license ...
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Old November 18th, 2013, 02:25 PM
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One for monday. Now does this not include PTV, which kept on uttering 'Bharat' every time.
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Pak TV channels face Rs.10 million fine for excessive Indian content

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10 entertainment channels were fined for airing "Indian, English and obscene content."

The Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (PEMRA) has imposed a fine of Rs10 million on ten entertainment channels of the country for airing excessive Indian content for more than 10 per cent of the air time.
Confirming this, PEMRA chairperson Chaudhry Rashid Ahmad on Monday said under PEMRA law, the Federal Government may direct the Authority on policy issues. The Government directed PEMRA in 2006 to allow ten per cent foreign content to Satellite TV channels which includes six per cent Indian content. Mr. Ahmad said, “Since no such reciprocal arrangement is available to Indian Satellite TV we calculate that the excessive foreign content shown by Pakistan TV is in violation of this percentage. The violations are sometimes fined on airing excessive foreign content. The amount of maximum fine is Rs one million. Ten channels were fined.”
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Old November 19th, 2013, 02:04 AM
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chal shaadi aur kashmir trip ke pics bhej
joke padho..khoob hasoo
I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .

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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect

and
our new generation
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removes
head phones
to give respect!����

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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....?

Answer-
Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! ������
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Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her "hi, what r u doing?"

His honest reply,

"MISSING u!" ������
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India is running on trial and error........

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP ������
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. ������
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...!

Helper required..


Qualification:- Must have diabetes! ��������✋✋
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I just thought I would share why I laughed so hard this evening!!
My LO loves Mickey Mouse cartoons (which I think are highly overrated but anyway)....here is the conversation between my LO and my hubby..

LO: papa papa papa paaa! Mi-mouse plzzzzz
Hubby: Samsung galaxy, please turn on Mickey Mouse on YouTube
Samsung galaxy: I am not sure that's appropriate...
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I just thought I would share why I laughed so hard this evening!!
My LO loves Mickey Mouse cartoons (which I think are highly overrated but anyway)....here is the conversation between my LO and my hubby..

LO: papa papa papa paaa! Mi-mouse plzzzzz
Hubby: Samsung galaxy, please turn on Mickey Mouse on YouTube
Samsung galaxy: I am not sure that's appropriate...




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I just thought I would share why I laughed so hard this evening!!
My LO loves Mickey Mouse cartoons (which I think are highly overrated but anyway)....here is the conversation between my LO and my hubby..

LO: papa papa papa paaa! Mi-mouse plzzzzz
Hubby: Samsung galaxy, please turn on Mickey Mouse on YouTube
Samsung galaxy: I am not sure that's appropriate...
Waaaaah...in Paresh Rawal style
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Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.

Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone us ladki ke best friend
Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa.... Inform her .. In such a way ... So that she doesn't die of shock

Tinku went and started... Assume U get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you
Tinku : Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle to
Ladki ; U can fuck me as many times U want...
Tinku : agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile to
Ladki : I will suck your cock day and Night .... You can fuck me in the back too
And ... I will Give you half the money ...

Bhosdika Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya..
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