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Old March 19th, 2010, 08:49 AM
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Old March 19th, 2010, 08:50 AM
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Re: Gujratis for indian army- the hijadon ki fauj

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You mean Delhiites are blind... sorry to hear that.
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friday ko teri aankhon pe beer ka nasha chada hua hai teri galti nahi hai

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Old March 19th, 2010, 08:53 AM
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friday ko teri aankhon pe beer ka nasha chada hua hai teri galti nahi hai

No ooffense to blind people(nyways they cant read it)...

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Delhites

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Re: Gujarat State Representation in Indian Armed Forces

I hate these bloody seth log. They pay me peanuts and make me work like circus elephants. What can I do. Who will hire me in this ripe old age.

Ashdocji ... I am going home but I have a request if you will oblige. PM one of our moderators and tell them to close this thread ... move it out of here. I request because you are an intelligent man. I have great respect for your but you cannot settle personal grievances starting threads with intent to insult.

Let me make one things clear ... Dirtybhai is going nowhere ... Amthabhai is not moving out ... I am here and your good fortune that you are stuck to us. I admit ... you are young and smooth unlike Dirtybhai and Amthabhai. You should see thick wads of hair coming out of their ears. Start getting used to us. Learn to deal with us. We are not such bad people to associate with.

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Old March 19th, 2010, 09:13 AM
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Re: Gujarat State Representation in Indian Armed Forces

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Dirtybhai is going nowhere ... Amthabhai is not moving out ...
let them answer this thread if they have got the balls.

we now know they are hijadas ,so they dont have the dick
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Re: Gujratis for indian army- the hijadon ki fauj

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Re: Gujarat State Representation in Indian Armed Forces

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let them answer this thread if they have got the balls.

we now know they are hijadas ,so they dont have the dick
You shouldn't generalise. One Gujarati Indian is known as BAAP OF THE COUNTRY. Got it? Father of the nation - MK Gandhi - a gujju.. That alone proves that Gujjus are not Hijdas
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this happened on 26 jan. it was a cool winter morning ,and i decided to go to shivaji park for the republic day parade.

the military in their smart uniforms paraded in the ground ,and were a sight to watch.......

after the parade ,a large group of people were discussing military matters with an officer. he was a good looking man ,fair , square-jawed and with an upright bearing.

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'' remember '' he said , '' for all the boasting of his financial success , the gujrati is a HIJADA , while those who join the army are MARDS ."

I came back from the talk given by the colonel , having learnt a lesson-

if gujratis join the army ,it will become a HIJADON KI FAUJ......
If people with brains try to fight, or people with brawn try to administer/invent....it is a recipe for disaster....everybody has their purpose

Gujaratis are born to lead and manage
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Gujaratis are born to lead and manage
NOT THE ARMED FORCES .hijadas who dont have a dick shouldnt manage the armed forces.
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NOT THE ARMED FORCES .hijadas who dont have a dick shouldnt manage the armed forces.
have you heard of a Field Marshal in the Indian armed forces?
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have you heard of a Field Marshal in the Indian armed forces?
Kaun? Sam Bahadur?
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have you heard of a Field Marshal in the Indian armed forces?
if he was a gujju ,he must have managed badly
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Kaun? Sam Bahadur?
No he is referring to Sam Manekshaw!!!!

Edit: Oh sorry I didnt notice your 'Sam' Bahadur!
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