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Old August 3rd, 2011, 06:30 PM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

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Old August 4th, 2011, 01:58 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

Two girls went to Shetty Bhelpuri house.
The waiter asked them what they wanted.
So, one girl says: Emney ragdo, ney maney chaat.
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Old August 4th, 2011, 04:29 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

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Two girls went to Shetty Bhelpuri house.
The waiter asked them what they wanted.
So, one girl says: Emney ragdo, ney maney chaat.
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Old August 4th, 2011, 05:48 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

On the day of uttaaraayan
( On the Teressa, one Gujju lady to an another Gujju lady at an another Roof )

Manju Ben : Rameela Ben,..........., Kem, Koi Chadaayo ke nahin?

Rameela Ben : Shun Chadaave? aa juvo ne, tamaara bhai nu Unchun ye thatu nathi. Kyaar na thumaka maare chhe !

Saachu kahu,.....( firaki unchi kari ne ) Hun ye kyaar ni pakadi, pakadi ne, have tau thaaki,......Saalo chadto j nathi ne !


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Rameela ben, who has married
and got his first kid raised to 4 yrs of age.
( Manju ben sees her after a long time )

Manju ben : Rameela ben, saachi vaat kahu? Lagan karya pachhee tame tau saav nankhaayi gaya !!

Rameela ben: Chookara uchherva te kayin khel chhe?
Ae tau, tame karso tyaare khabar padse !!


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Old August 4th, 2011, 07:46 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

Kavi " Kalaapi" ni ek (modified) Ratna-Kanika : ( Laghu-Pankti ) :


Latakta L*nd Na Shwet-Bindoo O' ,......................
............Bhatakti Bh*s maan rache Vishwa-Bandhoo O' !!





Shwet = safed=white
Bindoo = drops=driplets
Bandhoo = brother


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Old August 4th, 2011, 09:47 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

“Shu Khabar…?"

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh summons the secretary and asks him "How come these Gujaratis know everything before anyone else knows about it"

Secretary: There is a phrase in Gujarati "Shu Khabar?"

Manmohan Singh: What does that mean?

Secretary: It means "Whats the news" and each Gujjubhai asks this to other whenever they meet and the answers given by the other one circulates the news very fast and they happen to know everything the fastest.

PM decides to experience this so he removes his turban and disguises himself and dresses typically like a Guajarati and reaches Ghatkopar the typical Gujju hub of Mumbai city.

He sees one Gujjubhai and asks him "Shu Khabar?"

The Gujjubhai replies "Pelo Salo Manmohaniyo Ghatkopar ma aavyo chhe em sambhalyu chhe"


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Old August 4th, 2011, 10:00 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

લાલ લાલ લાકડી ને પીળો પતંગ
ખોલ તારી ઘાઘરી ને પકડ મારો લંડ


રાતાં પીળાં લૂગડાં ને નખ રંગે કાળા ,
નીચું જોઈ ને ચાલે એને ચોદાવાના ચાળા . . .

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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

Ok. Folks:

A Gujarati Geet.

Geet na Shabdo Chhe ::: Saasariye Leela-Laher Chhe !

This is a re-mix of our most honorable poet Shree " Kalaapi " .

A village girl ( graamya-kanya or Rabaari/Bharwaadi family ) marries the first time and having enjoyed her first night, - Suhaag-Raat
( gaamathi style ) comes back to her small village and,...... all of her sakhi-saahelis, sorrounds her and in the climate of extreme shyness, .. how she finally describes the whole event with raag. luy, taal and soor,....

This whole description is done by Shair Kavi " Kalaapi " in his own words ,
so have attention and listen these "panktiyaan" carefully !

Geet naa shabdo chhe, : Maari Sahiiyer, Saasariye Leela-Laher Chhe !


Naada-Naadi Chhotya,............ ne naag-raaj dolyaa!
Maari Sahiiyer,............ Saasariye Leela-Laher Chhe !


Khachchar-khachchar thaaye,........... ne khalto aakho dole!
Maari Sahiiyer,............ Saasariye Leela-Laher Chhe !


Ae tau evi maza,............ ne, nav maheena ni saza !
Maari Sahiiyer,............ Saasariye Leela-Laher Chhe !



......don't remember further lines,... can anyone finish it, if you had heard ?





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Old August 4th, 2011, 11:00 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

Kiran bhai no "OFF" button khovai gayo chhe?
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

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[color=black]“Shu Khabar…?"


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STOP YOUR NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY.

THIS IS FIRST AND LAST WARNING.


YOU KNOW VERY WELL HOW MANY OF YOUR ID'S ARE BANNED.

DO NOT POST REPEAT JOKES EITHER. SEARCH BEFORE YOU POST.
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Old August 5th, 2011, 07:05 AM
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

If you remember, in BiGG BOSS 3 season, ( Amitabh hosted )
there were a Parasi / Gujju couple in the house.

Bakhtyaar + Tannaz Iraani

( Tannaz had a daughter from her previous hubby and she'd married second time to Bakhtyaar )


Later Bakhtyaar slapped Tannaz
http://articles.timesofindia.indiati...r-reality-show

So, on the above reference :: ( One night, Tannu declined any more further stake-ins, for any new product in the market )

Look at the conversation.

Bakhtyaar : Hun maanavi maanav thaaun tau ghanu.

Tannaz : Hun maa navi maa nav thaaun tau ghanu.

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Old August 5th, 2011, 07:36 AM
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Look at the conversation.

Bakhtyaar : Hun maanavi maanav thaaun tau ghanu.

Tannaz : Hun maa navi maa nav thaaun tau ghanu.

translation plz
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After torturing Tannaz in BB show and else where,...

Bakhtyaar repents and regrets by saying to Tannaz that,....

I want to be a real human like from now on ( and not an animal like ) and O' god help me,. to be a nice and decent human being.

( The line is a famous porverb kind aa saying in the Gujarati langauage - a famous quote by some great poet -

Hun Maanavi,.. Maanav Thaaun tau ghanu.

Hun= I
Maanavi = human being
Maanav= a good human like ( here )
Thaaun = if i could become
tau=then it's
Ghanu = a lot better

I as a human being, if i could be a good and decent human ONLY, that only will be a lot better

.........

And, Tannaz ( she declines and rejects the offer, to heat his bed and from receiving any further "plug-ins" ) replies with the same lines, back to him, by pushing and pulling few words here to there, in it,

Hun maa, navi maa nav thaaun tau ghanu.

Hun = I
maa = mother
navi = a new
nav = not
Thaaun = if became
tau= then
Ghanu = a lot better

If I as a mother, now if did not became any new mother, then it will be rather, a lot better

In short, Tannaz declines the offer to heat his bed and says NO. Don't wanna need any further fcuk-ups, more kids from you, now



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Old August 5th, 2011, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Kiranwadia View Post
After torturing Tannaz in BB show and else where,...

Bakhtyaar repents and regrets by saying to Tannaz that,....

I want to be a real human like from now on ( and not an animal like ) and O' god help me,. to be a nice and decent human being.

( The line is a famous porverb kind aa saying in the Gujarati langauage - a famous quote by some great poet -

Hun Maanavi,.. Maanav Thaaun tau ghanu.

Hun= I
Maanavi = human being
Maanav= a good human like ( here )
Thaaun = if i could become
tau=then it's
Ghanu = a lot

I as a human being, if i could be a good and decent human ONLY, that only will be a lot better

.........

And, Tannaz ( she declines and rejects the offer, to heat his bed and from receiving any further "plug-ins" ) replies with the same lines, back to him, by pushing and pulling few words here to there, in it,

Hun maa, navi maa nav thaaun tau ghanu.

Hun = I
maa = mother
navi = a new
nav = not
Thaaun = if became
tau= then
Ghanu = a lot

If I as a mother, now if did not became any new mother, then it will be rather, a lot better

In short, Tannaz declines the offer to heat his bed and says NO. Don't wanna need any further fcuk-ups, more kids from you, now



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thanks kiranwadia for the translation
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Old August 5th, 2011, 09:36 AM
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^^ Your welcome.

Few other similar ones and by words and letters pulling are here
[ Just like that in post no. 1 -
Mallika naa geeto ( mallika naagee to ) ]


A servant receives a letter in mail at his Sheth's house, from his owner ( Sheth ),
who had been to a Rajsthaan trip to visit jaipur, jodhpur and ajmer,.. etc)

Servant instantly starts, crying loudly and gathers the whole house members by saying that,

Sheth(owner) is dead, and he tells the whole family, that the letter reads,.... "Sheth aaj mer gaye hai"

Kaan, thaathadi, smashaan yaatra, phone-calling to all relatives and all those,..procedure is started.

Finally, Sheth's elder son says,.... " Let me see,.. where and what did you read,... , where is the letter? ,.. and he gives two tight slaps ( jordaar rasheed - kan-patti ke neeche ) to his servant,.... !

The letter reads,.. " Sheth aajmer gaye hai "

..........


A Napalese servant, is asked by his Sheth to call for a Rickshaw for him,..
and that napalese servant guy says,.. I tell you,.."Saab,... aaj Rickshaw bandh hai " I am telling you the truth,.. I just read in the news paper !

Sheth thought, there may be riots and curfews/disorders/strikes in the town and hence he postpones and does not go to his sister's house,..... later he thinks,.. let me read,.. where did you read that,....... and he gives two tight slaps ( shaandaar rasheed ) to his servant !!

The News Paper reads : " aaj Rackshawbandhan hai "


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