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Old March 17th, 2010, 03:50 PM
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Teacher (to the class): Bolo...Mallika NA GEETO kone game?








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Class: Teacher, Mallika NAAGEETO badhdhanej game.
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Old March 17th, 2010, 03:58 PM
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Teacher (to the class): Bolo...Mallika NA GEETO kone game?








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Class: Teacher, Mallika NAAGEETO badhdhanej game.

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mallika na geet kis kis ko achcha lagta hai

mallika naagee( nangi ) to sabhi ko achchi lagti hai

right??
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Ek ben doodhi laine jata hata.

Ek bhai emne joi ne bolya "Kem bhabhi aaje halwa no program chhe?"

to ben bolya "na re tamara bhai ne to muthuiya j faave chhe"
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Ek ben doodhi laine jata hata.

Ek bhai emne joi ne bolya "Kem bhabhi aaje halwa no program chhe?"

to ben bolya "na re tamara bhai ne to muthuiya j faave chhe"
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Old March 18th, 2010, 03:04 PM
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thankGod ye bhi samajh main aaya ...nice ...
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saasu : vahu beta nava chokha avya ae keva chhe?

vahu : bilkul tamara dikra jeva.

sasu : aetle?


vahu : game tetla garam karo pan chadta j nathi
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saasu : vahu beta nava chokha avya ae keva chhe?

vahu : bilkul tamara dikra jeva.

sasu : aetle?


vahu : game tetla garam karo pan chadta j nathi
super funny
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bargaining of dowry

var paksh: chhokro saru kamaay chhe, pagaar 15 hajaar ne uuper ni aavak 30 hajaar chhe

vadhu paksh: chhokri pan kya ochhi chhe, pagaar to khaas nathi pan niche ni aavak 50 hajaar chhe
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saasu : vahu beta nava chokha avya ae keva chhe?

vahu : bilkul tamara dikra jeva.

sasu : aetle?


vahu : game tetla garam karo pan chadta j nathi
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MIL: DIL, how is the new stove that we bought?

DIL: Exactly like your son.

MIL: How?

DIL: However much I try to heat him up he never turns on (or climbs on)
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Ek ben doodhi laine jata hata.

Ek bhai emne joi ne bolya "Kem bhabhi aaje halwa no program chhe?"

to ben bolya "na re tamara bhai ne to muthuiya j faave chhe"
Can somebody explain the last line here... please
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MIL: DIL, how is the new stove that we bought?

DIL: Exactly like your son.

MIL: How?

DIL: However much I try to heat him up he never turns on (or climbs on)

Good try sane, But its not "Stove". Its "Rice". We call rice seeds Chokha.
Pakna is called chadhna in gujarati.

Bole tow......Murga pak gaya? We say....Murga chadh gaya?


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Can somebody explain the last line here... please
"Muthiya" is a gujju delicacy made with doodhi (lauki). (can be made with lot of other veggies too). Also Muthiya is muth as in 61-62....
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thanks for explaining the joke.... saney and amtha
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Bahu majja ani haasi aavi gayi... bahu saraas thread chhey
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Re: Gujju Special: Funny

chalo ,
tyaare ek-aad gujarati tuchako, hun ye sambhlaavi davu. Haahahah.

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Once 4 gujju wives met at a party talking about their husband's new cellular phones....

First gujju wife says to others... "Maro pati ne pass mota laura (motorola) che!....

Second gujju wife replies.."Aree sirf mota laura thi kya hoga? errection (ERICSSON) chahiye!....

So the third gujju wife steps up & says..."aree mota laura bhi thick hai, errection bhi thick hai, Par semen (Seimens) nahi to kya fayda?...

And then the fourth said.."Mota laura bhi ho, errecson bhi ho, semen bhi ho, lekin na kiya (Nokia) tho kya fayda??....

............


A street hawker was spreading all the cloth-pieces for sell on the road
and a gujju lady comes there,...

Ben : aa khaadi nu shun ? ( aakhaa di' nu shun? )
Feriyo: Ek vaar na pachaas rupeeya.

...........

A Gujju ben comes to tailor inquiring for her Chaniya ( if he'd sewed already ):

Ben : maaraa chaniya nu shun???
daraji : ben juvo, aa hamanaa j Ramaben nu blouse faatyun chhe,
ae pate, eatle tamaaro vaaro.

Ben : Juvo, gaye vakhate y tame maaro chaniyo bagaadyo hato .
Darji : Ben, tame dar vakhate, aam ubhaa-ubhaa karaavo, pachhe bagade j ne !

...........

One gujju baayi, was tired of his " Pyaalaa- Barani waalo" and she
is whinning about him, telling it to an other lady ::

Muvo, nakhkhodiyo,..... roj bapor naa baar naa takore j aave chhe !
aavtaa ni saathe j " Bas, ben kapadaa j kaadho ! "

Bas,.. naa hoy,... to ye kaadho !

Hon,..Tame maanaso,..... gayi kaale, tau maari paase je kayin hatu, te badhaa j kapadaa kaadhi naakhela,........hun kapadaa kaadhi ne betheli,.......
ne muvo,..... kahe chhe,....... Ben, tame kaadhela j raakh jo,... Otale thi jara ye halta nahin,...... hun khaali 3 minute maa, jara baaju vaalaa ben ne pataavi ne aavu chhun !!

Ne, aam kahi ne, ... muvo,.. deli ye haath dayi ne jato rahyo !!

...............

At one river bank,.. daily a sadhu was doing meditation and at the same time a washerman's wife was coming to wash the clothes and she was getting into the half water ( 3 feet deep ) , taking her chaniya up all the way and so,...

Sadhu was daily disturbed in his meditation, and one day,..

Sadhu got upset,.....

Sadhu : Taari dharam ni dhaankani dhaank,....
.... maaro laaliyo jaage chhe !

Washer woman : Sheed ne Munzaavo chho, mahaaraj ?,...
.........Ae tau, hari-ras maange chhe !


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