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Old September 28th, 2008, 04:08 AM
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HoT Bird TV: Sardar jee aap ka khada ho jaata hai to kya karte ho?

Sardarji: Biwi k paas ja k LET jata hun

HoT Bird TV: Agar phir bhi khada rehta hai to?

Sardarji: To uski thukai kar leta hun
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Ek ladka bola ladki se: are tu to bahut kaali hei

Ladki aag babula ho gayee aur boli: isme tere baap ka kya gaya?

Ladka bola: agar mere baap ka gaya hota to tu itni kaali na hoti




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pati bola patni ko: sun darling ... mein Chahe jaisa hun par apun ka bachha ekdum sunder mangta

Patni ne samjhaya: Dekho ... choice tumhara hei ... bacha ya to handsome hoga ya tumhara hoga? Bolo kya mangta?


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Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.

Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!
ha ha ha bilkul phresh jok hai
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Old May 25th, 2011, 01:53 AM
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One time 3 girl sitting in tonga ... horse driven cart ... they go somewhere.

Ek Ladki ne budau tange wale se pucha: Baba bada lund jyada maza deta hei ke chota?

Tangey wale ne kuch jawab nahee diya ... ladki ne fir yahi sawal puchha

Eisssa usne teen chaar baar duhraya ... bar bar puchne par budha tang aakr bola: Bada lund jyada maja deta hei

Tabh unmein se ek ladki has kar dusre se boli: dekha main na kahti thi ke, Baba gand marwate hein.
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Tabh unmein se ek ladki has kar dusre se boli: dekha main na kahti thi ke, Baba gand marwate hein.
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Teacher: What is an ARRAY?
Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend...e.g. "ARRAY laude idhar aa!!"
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Ok thoda hat ke..

But tum ko complete kana padenga..

Ok.. ek sher..

Zar diya, zameen diya, kyaa diyaa kyaa nahiiii diyaa janaane ko..

Aage finis karo
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Ok thoda hat ke..

But tum ko complete kana padenga..

Ok.. ek sher..

Zar diya, zameen diya, kyaa diyaa kyaa nahiiii diyaa janaane ko..

Aage finis karo
Ab sirf bachh gaya hai lund hilane ko...........
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That but if you were complaining to god it would be

Mard ko kyaa diyaa? Ek lund hilaane ko!
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I thought 'janaane' was a typo and you meant 'jamaane'. Meaning was therefore not clear.
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Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha.
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Raat bhar yad koi aata he,
waqt mera aksar aise hi guzar jata he,
kushi or gum dono me nazar aata he,
qki ye pagal dil, kisiko bahut chahta he.

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