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Old September 27th, 2008, 11:45 PM
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Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.

Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Baccha Dukandar Se
3 Rupe Ka Anda Dena
Dukandar
Ye Lo Anda
Baccha
Itna Sa Anda?
Dukandar
3 Rupe May Kya Murgi Ki c-hoot Phare Ga?
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Old September 27th, 2008, 11:50 PM
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha.
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Sardar apni bivee ko c-hod raha tha, itne mein usko dost aata hai aur darwaze ki ghanti bajata hai, sardar poore paanch minute baad darwaza kholta hai

Dost : Badi der laga di
Sardarni : Chattni kut rahe the
Dost : Bhabhi mere ko chatni chata deyo
Sardarni : Mai kunda toh dho aayee, sote pe laggi hai woh Chat layo
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ek chor ladki pakdi gayi

Constable wahan pahuncha aur bola teri statement leni hai, woh usko doosre kamre mein le gaya aur c-hod diya

Thodi time baad Hawaldar aaya bola teri statement leni hai, woh bhi uss ladki ko ek kamre may leke c-hod diya.

Phir Inspector aaya, woh bhi bola teri statment leni hai

Ladki boli Saab ji, statement to sujji padi hai, kal le lena
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Miyan Musharraf, Randi khane gaye, Ek Randi ko unhone pakad liya, aur bola "Ek ghante ka kitna legi"

Randi :Muft, aap ke liye phree

Musharraf : Muft?? woh kyun??

Randi : Behanc-hod tu wardi to utarega nahi, to karega kya....
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Pehli Aurat: mera doodh wala to subha atay he daba deta ha.

Bell...

Doosri Aurat: mera paper wala to dabata he nahi atay he neeche se daal deta ha.

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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Garib WIFE- Sunoji "WISPER" Lana Hai

Garib Husband- Khane ke Liye To Roti Nahi Hai aur Ch*T ke Liye "DOUBLEROTI"
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Ek Motey pet wala raste sey ja raha tha.
Kuch nat khat ladkiyon ney puccha" Lalaji, matkey ka kya bhav hai?"
Lala bola:"Nul key saath, 50 rupiya!"
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WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chhod ke ja rahi hoon

Husband shouts back: bhag jaa kamini... mera LUN pay chadh!

Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Ek ladki dusri ko:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha

Doosri ladki:
Tu Darr matt, Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti
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Ek Motey pet wala raste sey ja raha tha.
Kuch nat khat ladkiyon ney puccha" Lalaji, matkey ka kya bhav hai?"
Lala bola:"Nul key saath, 50 rupiya!"
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Re: Vulgar Hindi jokes

Dadi : Jawani Main meri ek Chappal ek Saal Chal Jati Thi, Par ab ek mahina
Bhi Nahi Chalti

Poti: Wok kion….?

Daadi: Jawani Main Meri Taangain Aksar Uppar Rehti Thi Na.
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Ek baba peshab kar raha tha, ek larki ne dekh liya aur boli:

Baba ji aapka lun to Chawal k jitna hai.

Baba: Ye purana chawal hai, aapke patilay main ja kar foolega.
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Ek Mahila apni beti ke saath Bus mein kahin jaa rahi thi

Conductor: Kitni Phadun

Mahila : Meri beti ki aadhi aur meri poori
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