eCharcha.Com   Support eCharcha.Com. Click on sponsor ad to shop online!

Advertise Here

Go Back   eCharcha.Com > Entertainment > Films

Notices

Films Your pet peeves and raves about new releases

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:07 PM
Big-G's Avatar
Big-G Big-G is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,578
Big-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud of
Unhappy Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Saw this old movie again sometime back. Stars a phuddu Salmaan, ugly Bhagyashree and that super-chewtiya comedian whats-his-name. There were a lot of subtle angles that became apparent this time when I saw the movie. Of the top of my head, here are a few.

Alok Nath was gay in that movie. Extremely gay. And I think he had a crush on his friend kishan (Salman's father). During the first 10 minutes of the movie, when Alok Nath is narrating to Bhagyashree how good and tight his friendship with Kishen was, the movie goes into flashback. Alok Nath commentates, "Woh har waqt kitabeiN padhta rehta tha aur badhi badhi baateiN karta tha". In that scene they show Kishen reading from a book, while Alokh Nath is lying in front of him in the classis gay posture - Lying on his tummy, elbows on the ground, chin resting on bent palm and legs bent from the knees at a right angle. Then a couple of times when Alok Nath hugs Kishen, you can distinctly see his pelvis reaching out for Kishan's. The way he smiles at Kishan is also a solid proof of his homosexuality. Pakka homo tha saala.

Next, it seems that Salman was the illegitimate child of Alok Nath and Kishan's wife. While narrating, as mentioned in the last para, Alok Nath mentions that for a long while Kishan and wife had no kids, but later on by the 'prayers' of Alok Nath, they had a child. Even Kishan's wife mentions later on in the movie, "Aapki badaulat hi Prem paida hua". If you notice carefully you'd see that everytime Alok Nath smiled at Reema Lagoo (Kishan's wife) he had that haraami look in eyes (that movie villian Ranjeet used to have just before raping). His smiles too were not the kind that a regular devar would flash towards his bhabhi. This becomes all too clear when Alok Nath returns from Dubai and brings a shitload of saris for Reema Lagoo adding in a hoarse, lustful voice, "Vaisay bhi aap par saaray hi rang achchhay lagtay haiN". You could actually hear his pappu screaming, "Ride me, b1tch!! Ride me!!!" This makes Alok Nath a bisexual with a preference for homogiri. Pervert saala.

The comedian in that movie. Man, I am yet to see something lamer and more pathetic. How could the director even film those 'comic antics'????? Sonofab1tch needs to be castrated with a piece of broken glass. That will sure be funny. I can't imagine what kinda people actually laughed at those scenes.

Then comes the fukwit, worm of a female - Bhagyashree. Her clothes and her hairstyle could make a man on an overdose of Viagra lose his erection. And everytime that crack whore used to speak in her squeaky, i-am-so-fukkin-innocent-and-sweet voice, I felt like slapping her hard across the face. And then slapping her again.

But the one who took the cake was the choreographer of the movie. I can bet that the choreographer was a Hijda who was picked up from some train after impressing the director with his on-the-spot rendition of 'Sajj gayi galli teri maa, sunar kothay pay'. I reall am thirsty for this bhainch*d's blood. The b@stard deserves rusted 14 inch nails pushed forcibly inside his nostrils. Do you guys recall those dance moves?? Especially Bhagyashree's??? Remember the song 'Dil diwana, bin sajna kay' (the male version) ?? Bhagyashri, wearing salvar-kurta, in a heavy, sad moment, in a mandir, suddenly ties her dupatta around her waist does a ... hold your breath... MOONWALK!!! Holy smokes! I couldn't even watch that $hit. But being the masochist that I am, I rewound the tape that watched it around 10 times. Then ran to bathroom and threw up.

And to think that this movie was one of the biggest hits in Bollywood's history. One of the biggest earners. What the fuk is wrong with us????

Guys, do watch that movie again and tell me if I am wrong.
__________________
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a pool!

Last edited by Big-G; May 2nd, 2003 at 02:24 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:09 PM
Big-G's Avatar
Big-G Big-G is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,578
Big-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud of
Unhappy

There were a few more angles that I had on my mind but I don't remember now.
__________________
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a pool!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:12 PM
Diplomat's Avatar
Diplomat Diplomat is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,293
Diplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond repute
I puked when I saw it the first time and could not understand how YOU dumbwits liked that movie.

And u r right about AlokNaath. Tha twas my impression too. And ur on your money about bhagyashree too. Glad she did not make it to other movies.
__________________
With Freedom comes Responsibility.
With Responsibility comes Freedom - Indian govt officials

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:16 PM
Big-G's Avatar
Big-G Big-G is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,578
Big-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud of
I thought that Alok nath had a thing for Salman too. I think he was the real villian in the movie.
__________________
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a pool!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:17 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Quote:
Originally posted by Big-G
What the fuk is wrong with us????

I went to this movie with my friends

kyon gaya ye sirf aur sirf biggie samajh sakta hai

Regal cinema ( CP )

second week saturday 3:30pm show

overcrowded

who the fukc was watching movie there
__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:18 PM
videsee's Avatar
videsee videsee is offline
Simple Indian Muslim
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 4,404
videsee is just really nicevidesee is just really nicevidesee is just really nicevidesee is just really nicevidesee is just really nice
Additionally, that frikkin' singer with the treacle sweet voice.....UGH..........mere rang main .....echh! whats the buggers name???
__________________
"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

Mark Twain
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:18 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
Quote:
Originally posted by Big-G
I thought that Alok nath had a thing for Salman too. I think he was the real villian in the movie.
__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:19 PM
Big-G's Avatar
Big-G Big-G is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,578
Big-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud of
Re: Re: Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Quote:
Originally posted by baapji
I went to this movie with my friends

kyon gaya ye sirf aur sirf biggie samajh sakta hai

Regal cinema ( CP )

second week saturday 3:30pm show

overcrowded

who the fukc was watching movie there
LOL

Lagta dilli kay sab logoN ka bachpan ek hi masoom tareekay se beet-ta hai
__________________
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a pool!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:21 PM
Big-G's Avatar
Big-G Big-G is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 11,578
Big-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud ofBig-G has much to be proud of
Quote:
Originally posted by videsee
Additionally, that frikkin' singer with the treacle sweet voice.....UGH..........mere rang main .....echh! whats the buggers name???
LOL SP Balasubramaniam!!

It was weird, that baritone emerging from a pappu-like Salman's mouth. Almost like Raza Murad doing a voice-over for Baby Guddu.
__________________
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a pissing section in a pool!
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:22 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Re: Re: Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Quote:
Originally posted by Big-G
LOL

Lagta dilli kay sab logoN ka bachpan ek hi masoom tareekay se beet-ta hai

sach baat bola tu

trade fair ka to tu jaanta hi hai

nehru park jab bhi jaata to class ke do chaar panter to wahan milte hi the

par secret rahti thi sab baatain kyonki sab patake log ko to bhi main jaanta tha na

__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:27 PM
YedaAnna's Avatar
YedaAnna YedaAnna is offline
Livin La Vida Loca
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: eCharcha!!!
Posts: 5,713
YedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond reputeYedaAnna has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Quote:
Originally posted by Big-G
Do you guys recall those dance moves?? Especially Bhagyashree's??? Remember the song 'Dil diwana, bin sajna kay' (the male version) ?? Bhagyashri, wearing salvar-kurta, in a heavy, sad moment, in a mandir, suddenly ties her dupatta around her waist does a ... hold your breath... MOONWALK!!! Holy smokes! I couldn't even watch that $hit. But being the masochist that I am, I rewound the tape that watched it around 10 times. Then ran to bathroom and threw up.
damn that move... swear to god i did that too...rewound it atleast 10 times... that move is so goddamn funny maan maan i got to run now... Bigs pai you got me in a laugh riot here... oh shit
__________________
Chaalse, Bhavse, Faavse
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:29 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
Re: Re: Maine Pyaar Kiya - The Dark Side

Quote:
Originally posted by YedaAnna
damn that move... swear to god i did that too...rewound it atleast 10 times..

oodh li chunaria
maine tere naam ki

SALLU and KAJOL

funny jerks in that too

watch out and tell
__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:31 PM
Diplomat's Avatar
Diplomat Diplomat is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,293
Diplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond reputeDiplomat has a reputation beyond repute
doing a fckuing breakdance in an emotional song...shit ......I was so pissed....
__________________
With Freedom comes Responsibility.
With Responsibility comes Freedom - Indian govt officials

Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:32 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
aur woh vamp SEEMA AUNTY
__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old May 2nd, 2003, 02:33 PM
baapji's Avatar
baapji baapji is offline
Senior eCharchan
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 6,705
baapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond reputebaapji has a reputation beyond repute
and squeaky voice ..."mehndi "
__________________
KOI BHI .... TUM SA NAHIN
DILWALA .... HUM SA NAHIN
APNI HAR ADAA, SABSE HAI JUDAA
SABKO HAI PATAAAAAA............
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
' Ku- Kratya ' kiya maine ..... khaski_khopari SoapBox 14 August 18th, 2006 10:29 PM
Maine Pyar Kyu Kiya - Maine Picture Kyon Dekhi echarcha Films 2 August 29th, 2005 01:15 PM
Where is Maine Pyaar Kiya review? GpeL Films 7 June 8th, 2004 01:13 PM
Maine Pyaar Kiya Bro Music 17 January 18th, 2003 01:20 PM
Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya - eCharchans aapne kya kiya? echarcha Films 8 June 14th, 2001 10:49 PM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:39 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Site Copyright © eCharcha.Com 2000-2012.