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Old July 10th, 2017, 06:14 PM
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एक महिला एक साँड़ को धी - चुपडी़ रोटियाँ खिला रही थी,
वहां खड़े एक सज्जन को संशय हुआ कि कदाचित् यह महिला, साँड़ को गाय समझ रही है...

सज्जन व्यक्ति - बहन यह साँड़ है गाय नहीं, आप इसे रोटियाँ खिला रही हैं किन्तु यह प्रति दिन गाँव में तीन चार लोगों को सींग मार कर हड्डियाँ तोड़ देता है..!!

महिला - भाईसाहब मुझे पता है कि यह साँड़ है, मेरे पति ओथोॅपेडिक डॉक्टर है, उनका हॉस्पिटल इस साँड़ के कारण ही चलता है...!!
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Old July 16th, 2017, 06:29 PM
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What's the difference between a normal politician and Shashi Tharoor?

Normal Politician: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Shashi Tharoor: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

Normal Politician: Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
Shashi Tharoor: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

Normal Politician: All that glitters is not gold.
Shashi Tharoor: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

Normal Politician: Beggars are not choosers.
Shashi Tharoor: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

Normal Politician: Dead men tell no tales.
Shashi Tharoor: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

Normal Politician: Beginner's luck.
Shashi Tharoor: Neophyte's serendipity.

Normal Politician: Birds of a feather flock together.
Shashi Tharoor: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

Normal Politician: Beauty is only skin deep.
Shashi Tharoor: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

Normal Politician: Cleanliness is godliness.
Shashi Tharoor: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

Normal Politician: There's no use crying over spilt milk.
Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

Normal Politician: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.
Shashi Tharoor: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

Normal Politician: Look before you leap.
Shashi Tharoor: Surveillance should precede saltation.

Normal Politician: He who laughs last, laughs best.
Shashi Tharoor: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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