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Old November 27th, 2013, 05:06 AM
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Hillarious.. shows what they are traind to do with it..

And swaaamiji.. vo cotton type ka icon kis ke liye hai? Still conphused.. searched and searched koi batti nahi jala..
Its above each post,top right on the text box,you can give reputations after clicking it.
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Old November 27th, 2013, 05:23 AM
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Yaa the exclamation says report.. and then there is a balance.. so what does that do? Sorry I think this is a new feature. And a suggestion that it should be moved elsewhere.. if it is something good it should not be very next to report post..I mean I can intend to give rep and hit report instead. Vise ye rep se kyaa fayda?
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Old November 27th, 2013, 05:25 AM
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Ok I repped the post above mine the one where you eggsplain.. now where is that cotton candy.. cannot see it!!!
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Old November 27th, 2013, 05:33 AM
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Ok I repped the post above mine the one where you eggsplain.. now where is that cotton candy.. cannot see it!!!
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Old November 27th, 2013, 07:13 AM
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Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat:

Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu....

H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
W: my sweetu ... Sweetheart....

H: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey..
W: Mera hannu darling ....

H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
W: Oho ... ok ok... Abhi karti hu!

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Old November 29th, 2013, 12:25 AM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

�� A woman went for fishing.
She enjoyed boating & got tired.

She sat, kept her things &
started reading a book.

Policeman came, said: Maam u r
in "NO" fishing Zone.

She said: "I am reading not
fishing."

Policeman said:
"But u have all equipment & u
might start anytime."

Woman shouted: "Im not fishing
here. Now u r sexually harrassing
me."

Policeman said: "I am not doing
anything!"

She smiled: "Thats it! You have
all equipment & might start
anytime!" ��

Moral : Never Argue with a Woman
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Old December 9th, 2013, 10:19 AM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress offices on sale @ OLX...

after defeat...

Sonia says.. bech de....
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bheem' Dekhna Hai.."
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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...

He was heard saying...

It was due to Whats App... Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP...
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....

Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr...
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum...AAP ki kasam...
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"Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?"

"Yes"

"Delhi"

"I didn't get it"

"Exactly"
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Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"
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Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!"
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec'2013.
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu
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Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP
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Old December 9th, 2013, 12:03 PM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

Actually got this one in my mail on Dec 6!! Abhi to yeh Joke hi hua na.



[b]Have An Idea for India? Share it at incmanifesto.in
Dear Friend,
An Election Manifesto is not just a set of promises; it defines the agenda of the nation. It is a pledge made by our party to the nation.
Congress is requesting you to share your ideas and suggestions that would take India forward. Click www.incmanifesto.in and you decide the road we need to take as a nation.
Neetu Saini, a 13-year-old girl from Alwar in Rajasthan, launched the process of building Congress’ 2014 Manifesto in the presence of Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi. The young girl, accompanied by her grand-mother, said she wanted better access to education for girls and financial support for higher education.

Ideas like these are going to be the basis of the INC Manifesto for the 2014 Lok Sabha elections. Please take out 2 minutes to visit www.incmanifesto.in
Your ideas and suggestions would be forwarded to the Manifesto Committee set-up by Congress President Smt Sonia Gandhi. Your idea would be discussed and the 2014 Congress Manifesto would have the brightest ideas, and all these would come from you.
So please take out two minutes to visit www.incmanifesto.in. Forward this message to your friends so that no idea is left out.
Follow and join the conversation on Facebook and Twitter

Sincerely,
Indian National Congress
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Old December 16th, 2013, 12:11 PM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;


man
1. ------------
board



Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
2. ------------
i



Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/




Ans. = reading between the lines

R
4. Road
A
D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle




Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


0
6._________
M.D.Ph.D.




Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


knee
7. ------------
light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...



Ans. = long time no 'C'.........
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Old December 16th, 2013, 12:15 PM
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

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This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. Just Check It Out!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard;


man
1. ------------
board



Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
2. ------------
i



Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/




Ans. = reading between the lines

R
4. Road
A
D



Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle




Ans. = tricycle
Easy to figure out, ha!


0
6._________
M.D.Ph.D.




Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !


knee
7. ------------
light




Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

ground
8. ----- ----------
feet feet feet feet feet feet




Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself




Ans. = he's by himself

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK





Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -


13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...



Ans. = long time no 'C'.........
Good...but not rep-worthy.
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Old December 16th, 2013, 12:26 PM
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Good...but not rep-worthy.
As if to say you rep each of his posts
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Re: Fowarded...Jokes.!

HAHAHAHAHA .. hilarious ...


http://vitaminl.tv/video/1655


Yeh thambi log bhi na ...
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HAHAHAHAHA .. hilarious ...


http://vitaminl.tv/video/1655


Yeh thambi log bhi na ...
I wish I could open it now...will do at home!
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freddie must be spinning ferociously in his grave!!!
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