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Old June 30th, 2005, 10:49 AM
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Exclamation Bollywood film stars take up Call center jobs

This is a surprising move by the Bollywood heavry-weights. They have taken to Call Center jobs.

Following conversations are parts of the overall calls that were 'monitored or recorded for quality assurance and training'
Quote:
1)Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum

tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...

Customer : (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha

tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri

se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe

yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko

kahoge main laaonga..



2)Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...

Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna



3)Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna...

haaaaaaaaa!!!



4)Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain

miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa



5)Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report

likha...



6)Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main

tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.



7)Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling

aaauuuuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep

hooon..



8)Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...



9)Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your

name please

Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage

kaun karega....



10)Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen

kya chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai



11)Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle



12)Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes...

otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake

manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...



13)Shahrukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Customer hung up the phone....
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Old June 30th, 2005, 12:37 PM
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Re: Bollywood film stars take up Call center jobs

Another one:
there are two frogs in a pond.
One frog : tarrrr
Other frog : tarrr
First frog : tarrr
Other one :tarrr
First :tarrr tarrr
Other one:Gandu,topic change mat kar!

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Re: Bollywood film stars take up Call center jobs

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Originally Posted by Napolean
Another one:
there are two frogs in a pond.
One frog : tarrrr
Other frog : tarrr
First frog : tarrr
Other one :tarrr
First :tarrr tarrr
Other one:Gandu,topic change mat kar!

Gandu,topic change mat kar!
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Old June 30th, 2005, 11:27 PM
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Re: Bollywood film stars take up Call center jobs

Quote:
Originally Posted by Napolean
Another one:
there are two frogs in a pond.
One frog : tarrrr
Other frog : tarrr
First frog : tarrr
Other one :tarrr
First :tarrr tarrr
Other one:Gandu,topic change mat kar!

funny...

Amitabh Bachchan and Dharmendra's was good...
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