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Old April 18th, 2002, 01:55 PM
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Talking Pre-Friday Timepass

I have had it with Hindu Muslim stuff all the time. I think I will sit down and delete a lot of crappy threads this weekend.

Anyway, to divert from this usual non-sense here I have something for fun. I fyou ahve something funny too, then PLEASE post in THIS thread only. We dont have to start funny threads all over the place

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Some stuff you just can't make up.


Last week I was with one of my summer interns in the lobby when a receptionist complained that her printer wasn't working. The intern horsed around with it and discovered a pen stuck inside the printer. He started to jam his fingers down into the printer to get the pen, but I told him we didn't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabs a piece of paper and starts scrawling on it. I left before he finished the note.

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. This is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to .
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Old April 18th, 2002, 01:57 PM
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Talking Banta Singh's Leave Application

Subject: Leave Application...

Dear Boss,
I could not go to the office today because of an unfortunate accident I had when I fell on a Coca-Cola crate. The medical report indicates that I cannot walk well for a few days and that it will take time to be in shape again. Please find in the attachment, copy of my X-ray taken last night.

Thanks!

Yours truly,
Banta Singh

PS : It's still hurting a little ...


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BigG is thred ko derail kaise karen? Koi serious cheez chipkaa ke is ko derail kar sakte hain par phir chaa pai maarne daudega.. ideas?
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Old April 18th, 2002, 01:58 PM
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Talking Girls are evil

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Old April 18th, 2002, 01:59 PM
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So Pelu...what do you think?? Should Modi government stay or go?? Should babri masjid be rebuilt or should we have a ramtemple?
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Modi's can remain if he agrees to undergo castration.
As for the temple.. I think we should build a Ram Mosque.. that way Raam bhi khush Babar bhi khush.. wot says?
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Or we could build a babri mandir.. same difference.
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Old April 18th, 2002, 02:13 PM
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So Pelu...what do you think?? Should Modi government stay or go?? Should babri masjid be rebuilt or should we have a ramtemple?
Dono ko abhi Pathaan ke paas bhejna padega.. ya phir mereko personally dono ke gand pe laath marna padega

Abhi abhi main bola ki yeh sab Hindu muslim tatti stuff bund karne ka.. Aur tum log phir se mereko chaba rela hain
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good pics cha bhai

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Re: Saale BIg-G aur GpeL

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... Hindu muslim tatti stuff bund karne ka..
Lets analyze this statement by kharcha pai ...

1. Notice how the Hindu has a capital H.
2. Notice how Hindu is mentioned first
3. Notice muslim has a small m
4. Notice muslim comes second (just before tatti and stuff)


Kharcha pai .. your chaddi is showing
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Kharcha pai .. your chaddi is showing

Melly what color is it? phir se dekh ke bata.. aur brand. Lets analyse this chaddi err.. chaddi dhari a little more in detail.
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Melly what color is it? phir se dekh ke bata.. aur brand.

strips wala desi kachchha ( nade wala )



cha pai ki shame shame
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