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Old November 26th, 2002, 12:26 PM
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Talking A NonVEg Joke (my Bf sent me )

This joke has been posted ad-nauseum via email and on many sites. Lets not start jokes here please.. definitely not common and always heard of jokes..

Friday threads are the day and place for it..
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I have never seen poverty in my life and I don't even wanna see it because poverty is not at all worth seeing

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Old November 26th, 2002, 12:28 PM
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* Exited man comes home & tells wife "darling I got 4 good
tyres for the price of one".
Wife: "you stupid man, we don't even have a car".
Man: "do I comment when you buy your b ra?..

* Man tells wife "things have become too expensive, learn
cooking so that we can send cook home and save.
Wife replies "learn fu cking, so that we can send driver,
watchman and gardener home!".

* Nu de lady goes to bar and asks for a peg. Barman stares
at her and serves. Lady asks him "have you never seen nu de
woman?" He says, "I have but I worry from where you will take
money out!"

* A lady lost 3 pan ties in her house. She asks her husband
but he didn't know. Husband asked the maid. Maid replied
"saab aapko toh maloom hai main kuch nahin pahenti."

* Sardar and wife were waiting at signal, a tapori comes aside
and says "wah paaji kya rakhel hai?"
sardar gets furious and says " Oye rahkel hogi teri meri tho biwi hai!.
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Old November 26th, 2002, 12:28 PM
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* Exited man comes home & tells wife "darling I got 4 good
tyres for the price of one".
Wife: "you stupid man, we don't even have a car".
Man: "do I comment when you buy your b ra?..

* Man tells wife "things have become too expensive, learn
cooking so that we can send cook home and save.
Wife replies "learn fu cking, so that we can send driver,
watchman and gardener home!".

* Nu de lady goes to bar and asks for a peg. Barman stares
at her and serves. Lady asks him "have you never seen nu de
woman?" He says, "I have but I worry from where you will take
money out!"

* A lady lost 3 pan ties in her house. She asks her husband
but he didn't know. Husband asked the maid. Maid replied
"saab aapko toh maloom hai main kuch nahin pahenti."

* Sardar and wife were waiting at signal, a tapori comes aside
and says "wah paaji kya rakhel hai?"
sardar gets furious and says " Oye rahkel hogi teri meri tho biwi hai!.
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I have never seen poverty in my life and I don't even wanna see it because poverty is not at all worth seeing
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Old one....your BF must be real old..

I am just kidding
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